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28th, May 2009 Reviews 1

How To Shave Your Groin: Video

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28th, May 2009 Money

Londoners Invited To God's Debt Cancellation Plan

Morris Cerullo is on a "Mission to London". We British are invited to God's debt cancellation plan. Just slip $900 inside the envelope and reap - reap! - REAP! - the debt cancellation glory!... More »

28th, May 2009 Politicians 1

The Wonderful Julie Kirkbride

The ability of Ms Kirkbride to cling to her job beggars belief. Every day she comes up with a different set of circumstances to fit it with the latest revelations.... More »

28th, May 2009 Strange But True 4

Cat Grows Wings in China

To Chongqing, China, where a cat has grown wings... More »

28th, May 2009 Flashback 3

How Lancashire Football Took Over The National Game

Burnley brings the total number of Lancashire clubs in the Premier League to eight. That’s an extraordinary 40 per cent... More »

28th, May 2009 Strange But True 5

Family Find Jesus Living In Marmite Jar

Jesus has been in Claire Allen’s marmite. He's been living in her Marmite jar... More »

28th, May 2009 Celebrities

Bloody Alan Sugar Presents The Apprentice Uncut

Bloody Sir Alan Sugar - bluddy, bluddy, bluddy, bluddy - SurrrAlan Sugar of The Apprentice media training centre... More »

28th, May 2009 Photojournalism 1

All Blonde Australians Are As Racist As Miley Cyrus

Australia, when the wogs aren't shotting each other, blonde female fans of Miley Cyrus, Spanish tennis players and baskeballers are laughing - really laughing - at Asian women, sorry, gooks... More »

28th, May 2009 Celebrities 2

Kanye West Writes Sequel To Diary Of A Nobody

West is the co-author of “Thank You And You’re Welcome”, 52 pages of some thinking... More »

28th, May 2009 Photojournalism

San Francisco Fun Rapists For Cycling

This post on "Putting The Fun Between Your Legs" is sponsored by San Francisco Women Against Rape... More »

28th, May 2009 Reviews 1

Sex And Porn Speeds Up Global Warming

Having arrived availed themselves of the “occasional use of private aviation fuel”, Green Shirts at the World Business Summit Climate Conference in Copenhagen, are dimming the lights and, like all good armies, stimulating the local prostitution economy... More »

28th, May 2009 Photojournalism 1

X -Ray Of Woman With Bullet In Face For 42 Years

Hou Guoying, 65, of China, has a pain in her face. She has been complaining of an agonising headache... More »

28th, May 2009 Celebrities 2

Danielle Lloyd Jumped On By Hoodie

Smart - the Sun's in-house estate agent- showbiz PR hybrid – is dwelling on hard-to-like Danielle Lloyd’s “brush with disaster” and how it “provided the inspiration for a spectacularly ill-advised brainwave from a sportswear firm trying to make a few quid”... More »

28th, May 2009 Politicians

Even Bald Joe Biden Pulls The Plugs On Obama

You know it's not going well when Joe Biden laughs at you... We interrupt this story to bring news of the baldness gene... More »

28th, May 2009 Celebrities 3

Shaheen Jafargholi On The Unexpected Susan Boyle

Jafargholi, of Dylan Thomas School in Swansea, is appearing as an Oompa Loompa in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory... More »

28th, May 2009 Celebrities 26

Susan Boyle Watch: Britain's Got Tourette's

Boyle Watch - In which Susan Boyle behaves like a holidaymaker in London and tells coppers, Piers Morgan and Shaheen Jafargholi to fuck off... More »

27th, May 2009 Key Posts

Scientists Create Glowing Monkeys

Japanese scientists have created a monkey that glows green... More »

27th, May 2009 Celebrities 5

Susan Boyle Impersonator Attacks Shaheen Jafargholi

Susan Boyle is now said to have responded to the sight of Shaheen Jafargholi making his way into the final of Britain’s Got Talent by shouting “f*** off” at the telly... More »

27th, May 2009 Celebrities 3

Lady Gaga Puts Her Vagina In A Jelly Mould

“I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy..." More »

27th, May 2009 Strange But True 1

Man Beats Man With Live Swan

On the bank on the River Isar in Munich. One man grabs a weapon – a live swan by the neck – and beats the other man with it... More »

27th, May 2009 Celebrities 3

Harvey Mummifies Katie Price In Peter Andre Divorce

Harvey is now the size of one of Katie’s want away Jordans, and looks every inch the bosom of his mother’s love as he seems to be wondering what she’s doing back in his house... More »

27th, May 2009 Key Posts

The Most Bizarre Taxidermy Exhibits Ever

Gearing up for the 2009 World Taxidermy and Fish Carving's Championship, Old Mr Anorak has been slicing smoked salmon with no little excitement... More »

27th, May 2009 Sports

Damien Walters Can Pick His Nose With His Ear

Anorak taught Damien Walters everything he knows... More »

27th, May 2009 Politicians 2

Sonia Sotomayor Has A Magic Hand

Sotomayor is Barack Obama’s choice for the Supreme Court. Says she... More »

27th, May 2009 Strange But True 1

Fat Dog Trapped In Rabbit Hole Escapes By Slimming

Jack the Jack Russell was trapped in an underground rabbit warren in Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, for 25 days until he lost so much weight that he was able to crawl out More »