Londoners Invited To God's Debt Cancellation Plan
Morris Cerullo is on a "Mission to London". We British are invited to God's debt cancellation plan. Just slip $900 inside the envelope and reap - reap! - REAP! - the debt cancellation glory!... More »
The Wonderful Julie Kirkbride
The ability of Ms Kirkbride to cling to her job beggars belief. Every day she comes up with a different set of circumstances to fit it with the latest revelations.... More »
Cat Grows Wings in China
To Chongqing, China, where a cat has grown wings... More »
How Lancashire Football Took Over The National Game
Burnley brings the total number of Lancashire clubs in the Premier League to eight. That’s an extraordinary 40 per cent... More »
Family Find Jesus Living In Marmite Jar
Jesus has been in Claire Allen’s marmite. He's been living in her Marmite jar... More »
Bloody Alan Sugar Presents The Apprentice Uncut
Bloody Sir Alan Sugar - bluddy, bluddy, bluddy, bluddy - SurrrAlan Sugar of The Apprentice media training centre... More »
All Blonde Australians Are As Racist As Miley Cyrus
Australia, when the wogs aren't shotting each other, blonde female fans of Miley Cyrus, Spanish tennis players and baskeballers are laughing - really laughing - at Asian women, sorry, gooks... More »
Kanye West Writes Sequel To Diary Of A Nobody
West is the co-author of “Thank You And You’re Welcome”, 52 pages of some thinking... More »
San Francisco Fun Rapists For Cycling
This post on "Putting The Fun Between Your Legs" is sponsored by San Francisco Women Against Rape... More »
Sex And Porn Speeds Up Global Warming
Having arrived availed themselves of the “occasional use of private aviation fuel”, Green Shirts at the World Business Summit Climate Conference in Copenhagen, are dimming the lights and, like all good armies, stimulating the local prostitution economy... More »
X -Ray Of Woman With Bullet In Face For 42 Years
Hou Guoying, 65, of China, has a pain in her face. She has been complaining of an agonising headache... More »
Danielle Lloyd Jumped On By Hoodie
Smart - the Sun's in-house estate agent- showbiz PR hybrid – is dwelling on hard-to-like Danielle Lloyd’s “brush with disaster” and how it “provided the inspiration for a spectacularly ill-advised brainwave from a sportswear firm trying to make a few quid”... More »
Even Bald Joe Biden Pulls The Plugs On Obama
You know it's not going well when Joe Biden laughs at you... We interrupt this story to bring news of the baldness gene... More »
Shaheen Jafargholi On The Unexpected Susan Boyle
Jafargholi, of Dylan Thomas School in Swansea, is appearing as an Oompa Loompa in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory... More »
Susan Boyle Watch: Britain's Got Tourette's
Boyle Watch - In which Susan Boyle behaves like a holidaymaker in London and tells coppers, Piers Morgan and Shaheen Jafargholi to fuck off... More »
Scientists Create Glowing Monkeys
Japanese scientists have created a monkey that glows green... More »
Susan Boyle Impersonator Attacks Shaheen Jafargholi
Susan Boyle is now said to have responded to the sight of Shaheen Jafargholi making his way into the final of Britain’s Got Talent by shouting “f*** off” at the telly... More »
Lady Gaga Puts Her Vagina In A Jelly Mould
“I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy..." More »
Man Beats Man With Live Swan
On the bank on the River Isar in Munich. One man grabs a weapon – a live swan by the neck – and beats the other man with it... More »
Harvey Mummifies Katie Price In Peter Andre Divorce
Harvey is now the size of one of Katie’s want away Jordans, and looks every inch the bosom of his mother’s love as he seems to be wondering what she’s doing back in his house... More »
The Most Bizarre Taxidermy Exhibits Ever
Gearing up for the 2009 World Taxidermy and Fish Carving's Championship, Old Mr Anorak has been slicing smoked salmon with no little excitement... More »
Damien Walters Can Pick His Nose With His Ear
Anorak taught Damien Walters everything he knows... More »
Sonia Sotomayor Has A Magic Hand
Sotomayor is Barack Obama’s choice for the Supreme Court. Says she... More »
Fat Dog Trapped In Rabbit Hole Escapes By Slimming
Jack the Jack Russell was trapped in an underground rabbit warren in Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, for 25 days until he lost so much weight that he was able to crawl out More »