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27th, May 2009 Celebrities 10

Angelina Jolie Catches Brad Pitt Texting 'Golden' Aniston

Having been told yesterday in HELLO! that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are so in love and that Jennifer Aniston has not made any contact whatsoever with Pitt, the Enquirer trills... More »

27th, May 2009 Key Posts

Kim Jong Il's Secret Picture Gallery

Kim Jong Il is 67. Bits of him may be far younger - such as the platform heels he stands on, his hair and his Gary Glitter MP3 player imbedded into his left ear... More »

27th, May 2009 Strange But True

Climate Change Caterpillars Invade Rotterdam

There are no leaves left in Spui. Then the larvae cover the trees in “cocoons of silk like giant spider webs and change into a white butterfly with black dots”... More »

27th, May 2009 Strange But True

Man Tattoos Three-Year-old Son

Ashley, of Floyd County, Gerogia, has been charged with child cruelty after authorities say he tattooed his 3-year-old son... More »

27th, May 2009 Madeleine McCann 36

Madeleine McCann: Exclusive Interview With New Paedo Suspect

Having re-established Our Maddie as a lead news story, the Sun sends Alex West to Germany to interview Raymond Hewlett... More »

27th, May 2009 Reviews 2

Queen's Canadian Rep Gives Seal Heart Her Seal Of Approval

In Canada Her Majesty's represntative is eating a seal's heart - raw... More »

27th, May 2009 Celebrities

Anorak Insider Saves Danielle Lloyd's Leg

The story so far: model Danielle Lloyd has hurt her leg. Now read on... More »

27th, May 2009 Celebrities

Katie Price's Ex Lover Goes With A Bang

Day Whatever of the Katie Price and Peter Andre divorce and news that Katie's old flame Dane Bowers and a sex tape... More »

27th, May 2009 Key Posts 7

Madeleine McCann: Kidnapper Located

Having re-established Our Maddie as a lead news story, the Daily Express delivers a front-page headline to match anything that has passed as news before... More »

27th, May 2009 Politicians

Tory MP John Greenway Claims For Mulled Wine And Pot Plants

News of Tory MP John Greenway who, the Telegraph reports, claimed £500 for plants and £1,900 for redecorating his second home... More »

26th, May 2009 Reviews

Prince Charles Farts In His Duvet

The Telegraph's Louise Gray, Environment Correspondent watches Prince Cahrles and other climate watchers - hullo clouds, hullo sky - gather... More »

26th, May 2009 Reviews

Romanian Tourist Board Says Welcome To The Land Of Oral Sex, Hookers And Goats

SAY Romania and what does it mean to you?... More »

26th, May 2009 Politicians

Canada Laughs At Obama's Assassination

To Canada where the Barack Obama Death Cult has penned a skit on Canada's public broadcaster... More »

26th, May 2009 Reviews 1

Ashtanga Yoga Founder Dies

David Rees brings Anorak some big yoga news about Ashtanga yoga and the death of the man who invented the crippling way of the ruptured groin... More »

26th, May 2009 Madeleine McCann 14

Madeleine McCann: Calling Cindy and Alan Thompson

McCanns' lastest crack team of private detectives are on the trail of Raymond Hewlett, who can't be hard to catch because he's in a German hospital undergoing treatment for throat cancer... More »

26th, May 2009 Key Posts 6

Raymond Hewlett Is Today's Madeleine McCann Victim

Maddy McCann Watch: convicted paedo Raymond Hewlett agrees to meet McCanns' detectives... More »

26th, May 2009 Strange But True

Lawsuit Record Holder Sues Guinness

Richards, a resident of the Federal Medical Center in Lexington, Ky, puts it to the Richland office of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Washington that Guinness intends to publish false information about the number of lawsuits he has filed... More »

26th, May 2009 Politicians 3

Ban The Automated Dog Washer

PM PETS - ANORAK’S fairly regular look at those petitions appearing on the Prime Minister’s website - Today a call to ban the automated dog washer... More »

26th, May 2009 Celebrities 3

Brad And Angelina Jolie In Headlock Drama

HELLO! magazine has a question for its readers: “BRAD AND ANGELINA – DOES THIS COUPLE LOOK LIKE A COUPLE IN CRISIS?”... More »

26th, May 2009 Celebrities 3

Brooke Shields Says Virginity Makes You Fat

“I think I would have had sex a lot earlier. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself..." More »

26th, May 2009 Reviews 1

Branding Baby P's Grave

Having ailed in its opportunistic and failed campaign to get Baby P’s social workers sacked, the Sun brings readers a new campaign... More »

26th, May 2009 Strange But True 3

Burping Parrot Banned From Restaurant

We journey to Langata brasserie and grill, Chessington where Chessington World of Adventures resident Brindsley is at a “meet and greet”... More »

26th, May 2009 Reviews

Termites Cause Global Warming

How many termites does it take to produce the same methne volume as one adult cow? Anorak took that to the reseach fund council and - dash! - found that the gig has already been taken: More »

26th, May 2009 Strange But True

Fat Man Acquitted Of Squashing Wife To Death

To a house in Hanover, where the couple are arguing over Italian music... More »

26th, May 2009 Strange But True

Lorry Gatecrashes Wedding: Video

Lorry gatecrashes a wedding. Honk! Honk! Hoooooooonk! More »