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24th, May 2009 Key Posts 2

Exclusive: New Witness To MPs Expenses Claims Tells All

A witness to one shocking claim racts with horror to the latest news... More »

24th, May 2009 Strange But True

Video Of Man Pushing Suicide Jumper From Bridge

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest"... More »

24th, May 2009 Celebrities 7

Katie Price Begs Peter Andre To Come Back

Day 12 of the Katie Price - Peter Andre divorce mnaster class, and says Katie Price of her Peter Andre... More »

24th, May 2009 Key Posts 12

Madeleine McCann: Three New British Suspects

It's the media’s Summer of Maddy - and the media is watching the McCanns' detectives watching "paedo" Raymond Hewlett... More »

24th, May 2009 Politicians 15

The BNP Is The Peta Of Politics

The BNP is turning into the Peta of politics, those self-styled spokespeople for dumb animals whose stunts are all about sensation... More »

23rd, May 2009 Madeleine McCann 11

Madeleine McCann: McCanns Want Hewlett To Co-operate

Clarence Mitchell, Kate and Gerry McCann's spokesman, is talking about Madeleine McCann and a Raymond Hewlett... More »

23rd, May 2009 Reviews 1

Clare Werbeloff Is A Fake

Clare Werbeloff witness to the fat wog shooting skinny wog going "chk chk boom", is a fake... More »

23rd, May 2009 Politicians 16

Andrew MacKay Stands Down, Julie Kirkbride Next?

Tomorrow's News of the World claims "she allowed her 59-year-old brother, Ian Kirkbride, to stay rent free in her apartment in a stately home in Bromsgrove"... More »

23rd, May 2009 Celebrities 1

Michael Jackson At The Skin Cancer Shop

“STRAINED MICHAEL JACKSON leaves a medical centre — with a bag printed with the stark words: “Skin cancer.” More »

23rd, May 2009 Politicians 3

Swine Fever: Andrew MacKay's Clapometer

MacKay - swine fever victim - hears the clapometer. No vote just a big clap. Problem is that the clap on the back and the clap of thunder sound not enough unlike a clap of the hands... More »

23rd, May 2009 Celebrities 2

Farrah Fawcett's Love Story Cancer Story

Fawcett’s celebrity cancer is continuing to occupy the busy mind of Anorak’s Man In LA... More »

23rd, May 2009 Reviews

British Pensioners Fight Off Pirates With Deckchairs

ON the high seas, British pensioners are diong battle with Somalian pirates... More »

23rd, May 2009 Photojournalism 2

Bullets Fly At Pregnant Bachelorette Party

To Kentucky, where bullets are flying at a bachelorette party... More »

23rd, May 2009 Celebrities 2

Trudi Styler's "Occasional Use Of Private Aviation Fuel"

Mrs Sting, Trudi Styler, tells the Guardian that she is angered and saddened about stories on her "occasional use of private aviation fuel"... More »

23rd, May 2009 Reviews

Clare Werbeloff's Wog Wog Boom Dance Mix

CLARE Werbeloff Sings Wog Wog Dance Mix - take her away fellas... More »

23rd, May 2009 Key Posts

Pakistan Cricket On Stumps And Shoaib's Genital Viral Warts

The PCB has withdrawn Shoaib Akhtar from the 15-man squad for next month’s World Twenty20, saying - in an unusually revealing statement - that he had been diagnosed with genital viral warts... More »

23rd, May 2009 Celebrities

Katie Price Divorce: Peter Andre Meets The Clintons

Price has secured the services of Fiona Shackleton. Price’s divorce from Peter Andre looks to be on... More »

23rd, May 2009 Key Posts 15

Madeleine McCann, Raymond Hewlett And Suspect Evidence

It's brewing up for Summer of Madeleine McCann in the media... More »

21st, May 2009 Strange But True

Video Of Woman Crushing Watermelons With Her Breasts

Also available in cans... More »

21st, May 2009 Photojournalism 2

Two Lovers Both Change Sex To Marry

A pair of young lovers in Yichang, Hubei province, plan to get several operations to change their gender and then marry each other... More »

21st, May 2009 Key Posts

Hitler Used To Sell Turkish Tea

Advertising gives you a free blonde with every organ donated - and now you get to murder Jews, Slaves, Britishers and gypsies without any stress or worry that you're not doing it quick enough thanks to a calming cup of Turkish tea. More »

21st, May 2009 Celebrities

Patrick Swayze's Wife Poses With His Ghost

To counter rumours of his death, Patrick Swayze's wife Lisa Niemihas poses for pictures with the cancer stricken star. This proves that Swayze is alive. Or not. Might it be his ghost?... More »

21st, May 2009 Key Posts 14

Baby P's Mother Letter In Full: Gallery

"I am sorry for all the pain and suffering my failure has led to..." More »

21st, May 2009 Celebrities

Naked Jessica Biel To Star In Quasimodo Remake

Having told one and all that her looks are damaging her career, Jessica Biel says she won't leave the house until she looks terr-i-fic... More »

21st, May 2009 Reviews 5

Baby P's Mother Writes Letter

"I punish myself on a daily basis" More »