20th, May 2009
Reviews
3 Drinking Cola Leads to Paralysis
Scare Stoties - Anorak's look at new ways to die in the mrdia - with killer cola, death by puddle and murdered heterosexuals... More »
20th, May 2009
Reviews
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20th, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Katie Price Smells Worse Than Britney Spears And Jade Goody
Ah, the smell of Katie Price, Jordan’s eponymous scent, produced from her distilled bed linen and scrapings from the inside of her person and close friends and sources... More »
20th, May 2009
Reviews
2 Black Widow Spider Settles In Britain, Attacks Man
The summer's first KILLER CREATURE tale is of the black widow spider making her home in Britain... More »
20th, May 2009
Strange But True
Boy's Face Is Home To 43 Snails
Fin Keleher, an 11-year-old boy form Utah, has broken the record for keeping more than 37 snails stuck to his face for a 10-second period... More »
20th, May 2009
Key Posts
29 Madeleine McCann Blamed For Falling Euro
Off to Portugal for your jolly holidays this year, readers? But be warned, the news is of the Madeleine McCann effect... More »
20th, May 2009
Celebrities
7 Katie Price To Sue Newspapers Over Divorce From Peter Andre
Day Eight of the Peter Andre - Katie Price Divorce Master class: Katie Price sues, Peter comes back and a surprise party... More »
20th, May 2009
Key Posts
5 Video Of Schoolgirl Giving Birth In Playground
Schoolgirl Gives Birth In Playground. The other kids are standing around her... Video... More »
19th, May 2009
Reviews
Newsweek Presents The World's Most Elite Magazines
NEWSWEEK is aiming not to be bigger and more popular but to be more esoteric. News week wants to be elitist... More »
19th, May 2009
Reviews
2 Iran: 11 Days “To Wipe Israel Out of Existence”
While the BBC debates if Israel is institutionally racist, over in Iran, the enlightened ones are working out how to kill all the Jews... More »
19th, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Patrick Swayze RIP: CCN Alert
Florida Radio Station KISS FM says Patrick Swayze has been beaten by cancer... More »
19th, May 2009
Politicians
MPs Expenses Explained
Stealth taxes for us; stealth salaries for them More »
19th, May 2009
Celebrities
Hello Magazine: Meg Matthews And Peter Sidell
Meg Matthews is getting engaged to Peter Sidell in Hello!. More »
19th, May 2009
Reviews
Britain's Youngest Dad Age Ten Beats Alfie Patten
Alfie Patten “Britain’s Youngest Dad” at 13 is, er, not Britain’s youngest dad. Alfie Patten not a dad... More »
19th, May 2009
Celebrities
Angels And Demons: Tom Hanks' Australian Marriage
TRAPPED in a flood of tourists and heavy traffic on her wedding day, Aussie bride Natalia Dearnley was stunned when movie star Tom Hanks rushed to her aid... More »
19th, May 2009
Reviews
6 Disgusting 66-Year-Old Mum Elizabeth Adeney
Adeney is to be mum at 66. It's a private matter, right? Wrong? It's tabloid fodder... More »
19th, May 2009
Madeleine McCann
13 United In Mourning For Missing Madeleine McCann, One Of Many
Madeleine McCann: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the missing child in the news – with new clues, shared grief and a promise of tears... More »
19th, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Katie Price Reads Peter Andre's 'Sick' Diary
Day Seven of the Peter Andre - Katie Price Divorce Master class: Peter Andre’s album, Katie Twitters and a diary... More »
19th, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Paris Hilton Rocks Katie Price On Peter Andre's New Album
DAY Seven of the Peter Andre - Katie Price Divorce Master class: Peter Andre’s record deal, Paris Hilton doesn't eat that and Pete is massive! More »
18th, May 2009
Sports
All Belgian Bodybuilders Flee Doping Officals
To the Belgian bodybuilding championship, where doping officials are looking for atheltes to test. But there are no athletes. They have all seen the testers and run off... More »
18th, May 2009
Politicians
Franco Only Had One Ball
It turns out that Franco and Hitler had one ball each. It seems that to be in the Axis power you needed one testicle - it being their way... More »
18th, May 2009
Celebrities
Paris Hilton Dreams Of Being Bulimic: Video
In “Paris: Di hopes ruined by sex tape”, the Sun brings us news that Paris Hilton has given up on being Princess Diana, her dream and her idol... More »
18th, May 2009
Money
1 Children Want Perforated Eardrums From Russian Roulette: Pictures
Pity the child as he lifts up this fun game of Russian Roulette - the toy gun; the inflated balloon; a one in six chance of perforating your eardrum. He blows the balloon. He waits... More »
