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16th, May 2009 Celebrities

Masterchef Saves The Planet

The Guardian stands back and gives TV chef John Torode space to see if by not eating meat for a week he can save the world. The Guardian's front-page headline... More »

16th, May 2009 Celebrities

Katie Price Sends Secret Message To Peter Andre

rice has sent a message to pop acorn Peter Andre – over the public broadcast service that is Twitter. Peter, come in Peter – do you read me, Peter. Over?... More »

16th, May 2009 Politicians

Pigman David Chaytor Suspended: Video

MP David Chaytor was suspended by... Can you guess? Play along... More »

16th, May 2009 Strange But True 2

Teacher Corrects Graffiti

HONEST Graffiti - in today's feature a teacher named Beth Biskobing responds to the message "Where da bitches at?", wriit large on a police call box... More »

16th, May 2009 Celebrities 9

Kerry Katona And Jade Goody React To Katie Price Divorce

DAY Five of the Peter Andre - Katie Price Divorce Master class: the columnists react to the, er non story... More »

16th, May 2009 Celebrities

The Other Woman In Katie Price And Peter Andre’s Divorce Tells All

More refreshingly ambiguous reporting on the Katie Price – Peter Andre divorce as the Telegraph brings readers... More »

16th, May 2009 Celebrities

Peter Andre Speaks About His Divorce From Katie Price

Day Five of the Peter Andre - Katie Price Divorce Master class: Pete is sobbing, Katie is tanning and the columnist are sniping and praying… More »

16th, May 2009 Politicians 3

War On Error: David Chaytor's Non Existent Mortgage

Let's play Tabloid Bingo! See if you can join up the following stories abgout David Chaytor, Tam Dalyell and Jason Mackie, 21, from Oxfordshire, who was travelling in the Basharan area of central Helmand... More »

15th, May 2009 Strange But True

Katie Price Pregnant With Twins

HE' S on a London bus and a woman gets on and she's pushing a pram and people get up to offer her a seat and she... More »

15th, May 2009 Celebrities

Real New York Housewife Bethenney Frankel Is Peta's Dumb Naked Animal Of The Month

PETA, the self-appointed voices of dumb animals, have secured the services of Bethenny Frankel to be their Dumb Animal Of The Month... More »

15th, May 2009 Celebrities 2

Farrah Fawcett's Celebrity Cancer

Fawcett's Celebrity Cancer is on the Today show. It's not a star entertaining - it's to "inspire"... More »

15th, May 2009 Celebrities

Katie Price Implicated In MPs Expenses Row

Price was once a prospective MP. In 2001, she was on the hustings in Greater Manchester, standing for the... More »

15th, May 2009 Reviews 6

Fighting The Taliban In Pink Underwear

An image is of 19-year-old US Army specialist Zachary Boyd fighting off a Taliban ambush in Afghanistan... More »

15th, May 2009 Photojournalism 1

Honesty In Graffiti

Well, yes... More »

15th, May 2009 Key Posts

Marty And Midge: The Great Race Video

Midge never lets Marty pass. Midge has one eye on the road - and the same eye on Martin... More »

15th, May 2009 Reviews

Anorak Spotter: Fat Jessica Simpson Issue

Be afraid... More »

15th, May 2009 Celebrities 9

Farrah Fawcett's Entertaining Death

BEEP! We interrupt this publication to bring you news from CCN (Celebrity Cancer News). Farrah Fawcett has cancer, and stars in Farrah’s Story, the story of a woman’s battle with cancer... More »

15th, May 2009 Reviews

Antarctic Ice Reaches Amazon

Global warming will melt the ice, sea lels will rise drowning milions of acres of land us a soup of polar bear fur, slush and oh-so-fresh water. Or not... More »

15th, May 2009 Celebrities

Sex And The City Actress Champions Abortion For Mothers Day

This Mother's Day, you can make your gift in honor of someone you love. And the fine folks at Planned Parenthood will send that special person a special card saying... More »

15th, May 2009 Celebrities 1

Susan Boyle Supports Miss USA

The slightly weakened draft now calls for a 17% cut in greenhouse gas emissions from 2005 levels by 2020. "It's a legislative Susan Boyle..." More »

15th, May 2009 Key Posts 9

Swine Fever: MPs Expenses, Repossessions And Alan Duncan's Gardening Video

Let's play Tabloid Bingo! See if you can join up the following stories... More »

15th, May 2009 Reviews 2

Norma Stitz Has The Biggest Breasts In Porn

What are the odds that the “WORLD'S biggest boobs record holder Norma Stitz is also a massive porn star”? More »

15th, May 2009 Celebrities

Katie Price And Peter Andre Reunite For Eurovision

Newspapers are not dead – they are merely looking for a connection with Katie Price, aka Jordan... More »

15th, May 2009 Politicians 2

Swine Fever: MPs Cash In While Troops Die

Delays in defence projects have left front-line troops in Afghanistan serving with almost obsolete equipment, a cross-party committee of MPs says... More »

15th, May 2009 Reviews

The Curse Of Harry Potter Strikes

Celebrity plus death equals a top story – as the Sun brings us, “Girl, 12, finds Potter film dad hanged”... More »