14th, May 2009
Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan Is Homeless
Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood poppet, the Little Oprhan Annie that found a family, is homeless... More »
14th, May 2009
Celebrities
14th, May 2009
Reviews
Jesus Kills A Polar Bear: Video
ANORAK'S Polar Bear Watch brings you news that Jesus would kill a polar bear... More »
14th, May 2009
Reviews
X-Ray Of Jigsaw Face Man
X-Ray of Michael Bradbury, 39, who was drving his truck when the brakes failed... More »
14th, May 2009
Celebrities
9 EastEnders Stacey Is Bi-Polar
Those of you having trouble separating fact from fiction should know that EastEnders slapper-in-residence Stacey Slater is going to be diagnosed with bipolar disorder... More »
14th, May 2009
Reviews
Nominative Determinism: France Twinned With Blackpool
A new campaign by Blackpool tourism bosses/ chiefs to remind the French that Britisn's tower is better than their effort at height, what with its shorter queues to ride to the top and Jungle Jims Towering Adventure Land... More »
14th, May 2009
Politicians
Mao Zedong In MPs Expenses Scandal
While Westminster deals with Swine Fever, over in China politicians are claiming 300 million Renminbi (people's money!) in a statue of Mao Zedong’s head... More »
14th, May 2009
Celebrities
Scarlett Johansson Cut
Why was Scarlett Johansson’s directing efforts cut from the film New York I Love You? The film’s producer explains... More »
14th, May 2009
Celebrities
Katie Price Splits From Agents
Next month Katie Price and Peter Andre are due in the Us to meet with reps to discuss projects. Anorak hopes that all the front-page news does not detract from their fame and put the Americans off... More »
14th, May 2009
Reviews
1 Police Shout At Victims Of Crime: Video
ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG! The police want you to keep your windows and doors locked and secure... More »
14th, May 2009
Sports
5
Cristiano Ronaldo In RondaloSexual Video
Cristiano Ronaldo is not heterosexual or homosexual or even bisexual - he's Ronaldosexual... More »
14th, May 2009
Strange But True
1 Acid Trip Fish Caught Of English Coast: Spaniards Breathe Cocaine
IN Spain, scientists have detected cocaine in the air of Madrid and Barcelona. Free dugs! How’s that for a tourist drive?.. More »
14th, May 2009
Reviews
Blind Man Accused Of Faking It Arrested On Philadelphia Plane
Onboard a plane from Philadelphia to Belgium, a blind man who works as a translator is being was arrested and dragged away... More »
14th, May 2009
Politicians
6 Swine Fever: Conservative MP Andrew MacKay Quits Over Dodgy Expenses
MP Andrew MacKay has resigned as parliamentary aide to David Cameron over what the party says was an "unacceptable" expenses claim... More »
14th, May 2009
Celebrities
The Other Man In Katie Price and Peter Andre's Divorce Tells All
Jordan and Peter Andre Divorce Masterclass: Day 3: Jordan’s other man... More »
14th, May 2009
Money
3 Triumph Creates The Suicide Bomber Bra
A picture of Triumph International’s new “Konkatsu Bra,” (“marriage-hunting”), unveiled in Tokyo... More »
14th, May 2009
Celebrities
4 Harvey Gets The House In Katie Price And Jordan Divorce
Katie Price and Peter Andre are “AT WAR”. So says the Mirror’s front page, which spots Price armed with her famous Jordan bazookas (TM) take on Peter’s Agent Orange... More »
14th, May 2009
Politicians
2 Former Labour Minister Claimed For Non Existent Mortgage
Elliot Morley is today’s Swine Flu-infected MP. The Telegraph claims the former minister Elliot Morley claimed £16,000 for a mortgage that did not exist... More »
13th, May 2009
Celebrities
2 Jordan And Peter Andre Divorce: Video
Peter Andre and Jordan are to divorce. Well, that's what the PR says, and the spokespersons, and the press and the ITV insiders. And the Mirror... More »
13th, May 2009
Madeleine McCann
Hundreds Of British People Missing Overseas
Under the Freedom Of Information Act, the BBC learns from the Foreign Office that 145 Britons were missing abroad at the end of 2008. More »
13th, May 2009
Reviews
Swine Flu Found At British Library
And Anorak's coverage of the WHO level (insert number from one to 11 here) pandemic is now part of the British Library's archive... More »
13th, May 2009
Celebrities
3 Britain's Got Talent: Peter Andre Duets With Shaun Smith
Not too late for Peter Andre to enter Britain’s Got Talent to plug his new single, but he should hurry as Shaun Smith marches on... More »
13th, May 2009
Celebrities
2 Dr Peter Andre Serenades Jordan
NOW split from Katie Price and her Jordans, Peter Andre would like to be called a Doctor... More »
