13th, May 2009
Key Posts
11 Was the Pope in the Hitler Youth by choice? On Hit and Run, Michael C. Moynihan spots that Matt Drudge is leading with Israeli criticism of Pope Benedict's Holocaust speech at Yad Vashem... More »
13th, May 2009
Celebrities
More news on Jordan, aka Katie Price, and Peter Andre in the Sun as Anila Baig plays Tabloid Bingo. Eyes Down... More »
13th, May 2009
Celebrities
“We’ve been with the kids in Cyprus relaxing for a few days, and it’s been lovely..." More »
13th, May 2009
Celebrities
4 Geldof is pictured in a silver jumpsuit, which clings to her "every curve", including what Old Mr Anorak terms her "man cock"... More »
13th, May 2009
Technology
DOT TEl - .tel - will make you more popular, your p1enis bigger (you too, girls), your Viagra more potent and enable you to construct Twitter messages in 140 characters exactly and instantly... More »
13th, May 2009
Reviews
To the Cutting Edge pub in Barnsley, where landlady Kerry Fenton has turned the venue into a “smoking research centre”... More »
13th, May 2009
Celebrities
3 Brand is reported to have “bagged” Playboy bunny “HOLLY MADISON”, former girlfriend of ancient Playboy boss “HUGH HEFNER”... More »
13th, May 2009
Photojournalism
In Japan, more than two shakes is the first steps in a record breaking w*nk. So there's the "Angels Knee Pillow" to get you more in touch with your toilet... More »
12th, May 2009
Key Posts
3 WHAT follows is footage of a row between Labour peer Lord Foulkes and BBC news presenter Carrie Gracie... More »
12th, May 2009
Celebrities
77 Mel Gibson “shelled out $1million PER WEEK to keep Robyn’s lip zipped about the split while he huddled with priests at his renegade, hard-core Catholic church about how to divorce without being excommunicated!”... More »
12th, May 2009
Sports
1 Italian manufacturer throws a massive tantrum… More »
12th, May 2009
Politicians
1 Watching Brown twitch and gurn is now a national spectator sport. It's hideous, of course. Brown cannot be held accountable for every ill, and it's not his fault the breaks feailed on his nanny's Baby Bentley and killed Old Mr Anorak's Labrador puppy... More »
12th, May 2009
Celebrities
3 Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are “back together”... More »
12th, May 2009
Photojournalism
1 IF the astronauts onboard The Atlantis achieve their aim of upgrading the Hubble Space Telescope, "it will extend humanity's vision yet farther out in space and back in time - to an era when the first stars and galaxies were lighting up a dark universe"... More »
12th, May 2009
Celebrities
Having missed out an office job in Brentwood, The Apprentice’s Phil says he is “head over heels “in love with… More »
12th, May 2009
Politicians
barbara-follett-and-stalkerBARABARA Follet is worried. The Minister for Tourism is worried that Britons will not holiday in this fair isle because it is so very dangerous and full of nutters... More »
12th, May 2009
Key Posts
62 Madeleine McCann Watch: In which Mr Scar Face is named and detectives find five new suspects... More »
12th, May 2009
Celebrities
HELLO! wants to take readers into the Girls Aloud dressing rooms and into their “private lives”... More »
12th, May 2009
Celebrities
26 Peter Andre and Katie Price, the chest formerly known as Jordan, are going their separate ways – he into the sunset (to get tips on how to perfect the orangey glow) and she to the papers... More »
12th, May 2009
Key Posts
9 This is to do with former minister David Heathcoat-Amory,who claimed £380 for horse shit... More »
11th, May 2009
Celebrities
3 Susan Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle appears on Oprah Winfrey, with subtitles… More »
11th, May 2009
Reviews
12 Your writer knew Ralph Millward, killed in Bournemouth... More »
11th, May 2009
Flashback
1 The Johnny Cash song “A Boy Named Sue” tells the tale of a man whose father gave him a girl’s name in order to toughen him up – the reasoning being that he would be taunted mercilessly and forced to defend himself. .. More »
As Joanna Lumley takes over at No. 10, Michael Von is on tour with the Ghurkas... More »
