Karen Matthews: On Sex, Shopping And Kate McCann
Karen Matthews, mother to Shannon Matthews, is behind bars and in interview with the Daily Mirror... More »
Karen Matthews, mother to Shannon Matthews, is behind bars and in interview with the Daily Mirror... More »
Two years of Madeleine McCann news and the Daily Mirror delivers this front-page headline: “I wish I was in a coma”... More »
Yes, dear reader, Big Brother is almost upon us. And this season the agonists will be the 27 Britons who’ve swine flu. Right now a lap dancer in Basildon is offering free dances to anyone able to infect her with the deadly bug... More »
“I want to tell young women that sex is OK"... More »
In the Ukraine, a man has been arrested for allegedly decapitating his wife after she told him she had much better sex with other men... More »
CUM: Christian Bookshops And Porn - a holy alliance in South Africa... More »
As threatened, Mark McGowan has turned Jade Goody's Jade Goody’s post-reality career into work of art... More »
Belief in swine flu pandemic is a bit like believing in God: if you believe in God then in the hereafter you get to live in Heaven; if you don’t all you get is a split second to say “See!” or eternal damnation up to your neck in pig shit. More »
Morton, biographer of Princess Diana is to write on the life and times of Angelina Jolie as his next topic... More »
A 17-year-old Australian girl, has been given permission by the Family Court in Melbourne to have her breasts surgically removed to more closely resemble a boy... More »
“I was worried and thought it was really serious. Some of my friends were saying it was swine flu. Everyone was really tense, worrying and crying because they thought it was really dangerous and thought they might die"... More »
It’s Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day', and Schmidt pulls out his Taser and zaps the kidzzzzz with a 50,000-volt stun gun... More »
In America - land of free speech - a man has a seizure. His daughter, Adrainne Ledesma dials 911 in Lincoln Park: "Get me a "f***** ambulance!". The officer, Sgt Robert McFarland hangs up... More »
Cheryl Cole has been bitten by a “deranged girl fan”... More »
McCann Watch: In which Our Maddie on on the telly and forgets her name... More »
Day 129 of Princess Eugenie’s Grand Tour, and the young royal is meeting with muggers in Cambodia... More »
Jamie Pugh is the latest Britain’s Got Talent singer to show that you can have a beard and a large chest and still sing a dirge from Les Miserables... More »
Boyle Watch: In which Susan appears on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!... More »
After a date night out on Saturday evening, President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama decided to take a stroll when their motorcade arrived back at the White House... More »
Hilton, the celebrity blogger gone native, says the National Organization for Marriage's video featuring his words on pneumatic Miss California Carrie Prejean is a breach of copyright... More »
In Peshawar, Pakistan, a singer called Ayman Udas in her early thirties, a divorced mother of two and newly re-married was mjurdered by her brothers... More »
GANGS are thought to be kidnapping and murdering elderly people, then selling the corpses for cremation to superstitious families who do not want their own dead loved ones incinerated... More »
SWINE Flu is upon humanity and Anorak has been looking at the evidence as to who it came to be. Our pictorial investigation follows... More »
They worry that whomever they peck — or whoever pecks them — could transmit the virus. What to do?.. More »