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3rd, May 2009 Reviews

Facebook Induces Coma In Tony Blair Family

First Facebook gave you cancer. Now Facebook can induce a coma... More »

3rd, May 2009 Key Posts 5

Swine Flu: The Man Boobs Pandemic

Unlike swine flu, this affliction is truly pandemic. Around the world, aging, expanding male baby boomers suffer in silence... More »

3rd, May 2009 Politicians

Condoleezza Rice Schools Stanford's Kos Kids: Transcript

Condoleeza Rice schools liberal students at Stanford University on torture, Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay and US foreign policy under George W Bush's adminstration.... More »

3rd, May 2009 Celebrities 22

Britain's Got Talent: Sue Son Says Cowell 'Ruined My Life'

In “SIMON RUINED MY LIFE,” Britain’s Got Talent’s “sensation” Sue Son tells Star readers about her post-show life... More »

3rd, May 2009 Key Posts 31

Madeleine McCann:Tunnels Under Praia And A New Theory

Secret tunnels beneath the Portuguese seaside town where Madeleine McCann vanished two years ago today may hold the key to her disappearance... More »

3rd, May 2009 Celebrities

World's Leading Paedophile Spotted In UK

Glitter walks the land. But where is Gary Glitter? The News of the World knows. And it screams from its front page... More »

2nd, May 2009 Reviews

Swine Flu Fever Killing British Business

Thousands of people are using the swine flu crisis as an excuse to take a sickie, employers claimed last night... More »

2nd, May 2009 Strange But True

YouTube Helps Man Deliver Baby

"I didn't even have time to panic. She started complaining of pain around 10.30pm. I went on Google and watched a couple of clips on YouTube..." More »

2nd, May 2009 Reviews 1

Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror

International star of children's shows in swine flu terror! More »

2nd, May 2009 Celebrities 3

Amy Winehouse Buried In St Lucia

Overlooked for a judge’s berth on Britain’s Got Talent, Amy Winehouse is instead experiencing Caribbean heath care, having collapsed at her holiday villa... More »

2nd, May 2009 Madeleine McCann 11

Madeleine McCann: Kate And Gerry McCann On Oprah Winfrey Video

McCann's parents Kate and Gerry McCann have been on the Oprah Winfrey show. Here's the video... More »

2nd, May 2009 Celebrities 5

Britain's Got Talent: Violinist Sue Son Splits From Partner On Stage

Sue Son is one half of Sue Son (surley Sue San? - ed) and Janine Khalil, set to be the world’s greatest ever keyboard-violin partnership since the last ones – only... More »

2nd, May 2009 Celebrities 3

British Star Has Suspected Swine Flu

Now the Sun spots a British contender in the prone form of Tulisa Contostavlos “lead singer of chart-topping British band N-Dubz”... More »

2nd, May 2009 Photojournalism 3

Lemon Drink Kills Swine Flu

For the treatment of swine flu, pour until the mug overflows and then dash with a sprinkle of salt... More »

2nd, May 2009 Key Posts 7

Police Release Madeleine McCann Picture Gallery

Madeleine McCann occupies her customary position on the cover of the Daily Express. We are in for a summer of Maddie Spotting... More »

1st, May 2009 Key Posts 7

The Swine Flu, 9/11, Global Warming Colouring Book: In Pictures

Live your nightmares in vivid colour with the 9/11 Scare Story colouring book... More »

1st, May 2009 Reviews 2

Baby P's Step-Father Raped Two-Year-Old

Just when you thought the Baby P story could not get any more disturbing, Peter's "stepfather" is convicted of raping a two-year-old girl... More »

1st, May 2009 Celebrities

Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu

"I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house… We had it before it came out…" More »

1st, May 2009 Key Posts 14

Kate McCann Cries On Oprah Show: Pictures

Now we get to see Kate McCann weeping on the Oprah Winfrey TV Show - a show which features a box of tissues beneath each audience member's seat... More »

1st, May 2009 Sports

Brazilian footballers love to expose themselves on the web

Ronaldinho and Elano caught showing off their goods on the internet… More »

1st, May 2009 Sports

Top 10 biggest dicks in the Premier League

By "Dick" we mean: Vulgar, A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible. Rather than "penis"… More »

1st, May 2009 Celebrities

Jennifer Ellison Plays Spot the Dodgeball

Jennifer Ellison is the face and balls of Doritos Dodgeball Challenge, a live gaming experience enabling members of the public to fire dodgeballs at "real people"... More »

1st, May 2009 Technology

iSnort: iPod Cocaine Application

YOU can get an iPhone Application for anything. So says the advert. So Anorak put it to the test. And we bring you the iSnort Cocaine app... More »

1st, May 2009 Sports

Alex Ferguson Misses The Bus: Video

Alex Ferguson misses the bus... More »

1st, May 2009 Politicians

Desirée Rogers Says Obama To Star In Soap Opera

Desirée Rogers, is not only a product of nominative determinalism, but also the White House Social Secretary... More »