30th, April 2009
Key Posts
10 Simona Halep: Romanian Tennis Ace's Picture Gallery
In readiness for Wimbledon Anorak introduces Simon Halep, the 17-year-old Romanian tennis ace who will be the tabloids’ new Anna Phwoar-nikova... More »
30th, April 2009
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30th, April 2009
Key Posts
2 Swine Flu Hits American Idol
It got worse because someone in an organisation that’s specialises in global health care puts the warning up from a 4 to a 5... More »
29th, April 2009
Reviews
2 Peta Renames Swine Flu Veal Flu
A member of the World Health Organisation (WHO) has dismissed claims that more than 150 people have died from swine flu... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
1 Pamlea Anderson Is Peta's Dumb Animal Of The Month
Anderson is all chicken fillets and offal - and now the face and attachments of she's the opening attraction at New York City’s new Prime 333 Steakhouse and Sapphire strip club... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
New York Town Changes Name To Brangelina
On Brad Pitt - "I was looking at him but I don't really remember it – it was like a dream"... More »
29th, April 2009
Reviews
2 Swine Flu Sourced In The Industrial Feacal Mire
Swine flu is going to kill us all, but before we go, let's each of us make a point that supports out vested interest... More »
29th, April 2009
Photojournalism
Technology Saves New York From Obama's Carbon Footprint
bama should know that photoshop could have prevented the Air Force One photo-op scare... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Six Toes: Pictures
Jennifer Lover Hewitt has six toes on her right foot... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
Kerry Katona Teaches Aliens About Coke
OK! magazine is looking for a new blonde to fill its pages with scenes from her life in the Argos jewellery display case... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
OK!: Patsy Kensit's Marathon Wedding
“May your lives be like the misty rain gently coming in and the flooding river...” More »
29th, April 2009
Politicians
London Mayor's Muslim Cleric Says Hitler Put Jews In Their Place
Hitler was sent by God to kill the Jews - who made it all up, anyway... More »
29th, April 2009
Key Posts
2 Exclusive: Gordon Brown Makes Moves To Resign
Gordon leaves the chamber early... More »
29th, April 2009
Politicians
Nick Cohen On the Downing Street Spin Machine
I was waiting with a crowd of guests at the Pillars of Hercules pub in Soho for the start of a party being thrown by Kevin Maguire, the Mirror's amiable political editor... More »
29th, April 2009
Strange But True
Man Banned From Touching Men's Muscles
Akinwale Arobieke, of Toxteth, Liverpool - known locally as "Purple Aki" – has, allegedly, broken a court ruling preventing him from approaching men and touching their muscles... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
6 Katie Holmes Kisses Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle is this year’s must-have celebrity accessory as Katie Holmes says she loves La Boyle... More »
29th, April 2009
Sports
4 F1 FAIL! McLaren given suspended ban, Lewis Hamilton free to race
World champion's team receives major slap on the wrist for misleading race officials… More »
29th, April 2009
Sports
1 Video: Stephen Hendry knocks in 147 maximum break at The Crucible
Pot the red and cue back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black… Pizza-faced cue wizard wins £150,000 at snooker World Championship More »
29th, April 2009
Reviews
1 Pakistan's Fetish Sex Factory: Videosex bondage
In Pakistan no-one can hear you scream - well, unless you're doing quaility control at the Karachi Fetish and bondage sex factory... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
Video Of Susan Boyle Singing In Gay Stage Show
She was reduced to crouching on the floor as she sang I Don’t Know How To Love Him from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar... More »
29th, April 2009
Money
3 Swine Flu And Politics
"Four in ten of British population could catch deadly swine flu, say experts". My heart leapt. It pounded with excitement and It soared. I was truly gladdened by the news... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
Susan Boyle's Rock Star Makeover
Susan Boyle’s Rock Band update. Unless you've been living under a rock... More »
29th, April 2009
Celebrities
3 Susan Boyle: Simple Susie's New Teeth
SUSAN Boyle Watch: In which Britian's Got Talent's Susan Boyle becomes Catherine Zeta Jones and wins a Catholic medal... More »
29th, April 2009
Key Posts
16 Swine Flu Outbreak In London
SWINE Flu is upon us and the papers and London-based broadcast media are embracing it like risen again Jade Goody. This is the big scare story the media can really sink its teeth into... More »
29th, April 2009
Strange But True
8 Amsterdam Opens First Gay Theme Park
A park near Amsterdam now has information signs pointing out spots where "officials say gay men are known to have sex". More »
