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28th, April 2009 Reviews

Pig Flu Linked To Cancer

An armoury of drugs. A global network tracking every new outbreak. Instant diagnosis by phone. We've never been better prepared to tackle a flu pandemic... OR HAVE WE? More »

28th, April 2009 Reviews 1

Susan Boyle "Beaten Down By Swine Flu"

Boyle has been "beaten down by swine flu"... More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities 1

Susan Boyle Loses Britain's Got Talent

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28th, April 2009 Reviews 17

Fattest Mum Raises Triplet Babies On McDonald's

The country’s “Fattest mother” – Leanne Salt - feeds her triplets on McDonald's fast food. The children are eight-months-old... More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities

Britney Spears Pregnant With K-Ferret's Girl

Inside, and “yes” Britney is with a child. Or rather she will be with a child just as soon as Kevin Federline, aka K-Ferret, her ex-husband, and once the most hated man on the planet, fertilises her... More »

28th, April 2009 Sports

Amputee cage fighter makes debut (with video evidence)

Only in America, folks… More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities 2

Oxford University Gives Media A Chance To Mock Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona to address The Oxford Union. Or, perhaps, the Oxford Union is to receive Kerry Katona... More »

28th, April 2009 Sports 1

Video: Frank Lampard and John Terry abused at West Ham

England football stars hurt by Hammers' blows… More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities 2

Angelina Jolie's Secret Child

Jolie “STUNS” Brad, says the Enquirer. No, not with a Taser. Angelina stuns him with a baby... More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities 6

Susan Boyle Fans Invade Scotland

Susan Boyle fans Lynn Scheffer and Bev Hohe flew from Pennsylvania to Blackburn, West Lothian to see the great hope... More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities 2

Jade Goody's Mum Has A 'Gun'

A horrified check-in girl raised the alarm after asking Jackiey if she had anything dangerous in her bags. She replied: “Only my gun.”... More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle Watch: Susan Advertises Oracle

Anorak's look at Suan Boyle in the news. Today Susan Boyle markets Oracle computing... More »

28th, April 2009 Sports

Ryan Giggs threatens to flash hairy chest (again)

Man Utd v Arsenal: United's Welsh wizard ready to recreate famous chest rug goal celebration… More »

28th, April 2009 Strange But True 1

Man Beheads Granddaughter For Good Harvest

In India a grandfather has beheaded his 10-year-old granddaughter in the belief that sowing seeds mixed with her blood would yield a bumper crop... More »

28th, April 2009 Strange But True

Serbian Union Leader Cuts Off And Eats Own Finger

Zoran Bulatovic, a Serbian union official, is highlighting his comrades struggle for food and wages by chopping off his finger and eating it... More »

28th, April 2009 Reviews 1

Recycle This: We Didn't Start The Landfill

Hey kids - sing along if you know the words... More »

28th, April 2009 Key Posts 6

Iain and Dawn Askham are Britain's First Swine Flu Victims

Iain and Dawn Askham, of Polmont, near Falkirk, are the British newlyweds who contracted swine flu on honeymoon in Mexico... More »

28th, April 2009 Celebrities 3

Susan Boyle Was In A Rock Band

Susan Boyle Watch: In which Susan is discovered singing in a rock band... More »

28th, April 2009 Politicians

Obama's 9/11 Photo Spread: Videos

Obama's tribute to Earth Week causes a stir in New York. Is it a bird? Is it a plane. S**t! Is it a jihadi?.. More »

28th, April 2009 Photojournalism 10

Woman Born With A Vagina In Her Foot: Pictures

Here are picture of a foot with a vagina in it - being impregnated. It's NSFW. More »

27th, April 2009 Reviews

Plane Drops Pig Flu Over New York

In New York City they point at planes... More »

27th, April 2009 Politicians

Justin Webb: The BBC's Man In Barack Obama

Among the espostulations heard by a colleage, "Oh God I got so close - I actually touched him" ... More »

27th, April 2009 Celebrities

Suri Cruise Runs

Suri Cruise makes a dash for it... More »

27th, April 2009 Money

Earn Money While You Pray

If you do not believe, then do not all. It's a faith-based scam... More »

27th, April 2009 Sports 2

Jenson Button burns buttock in Bahrain GP victory

British racing driver suffers for his arse, er, we mean art… More »