23rd, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Mel Gibson Girl Tells Media She Won't Speak To Media
"Until Mel and his wife Robyn settle their relations, no one has the right to speak about this..." More »
23rd, April 2009
Celebrities
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23rd, April 2009
Celebrities
Beyonce Offers Duet With Susan Boyle
"She's amazing. I think she could definitely have a huge career. Her voice is lovely..." More »
23rd, April 2009
Politicians
Gordon Brown Sends Sarah To Arrest Sharon Osbourne
As Alistair Darling places UK Plc under a tarpaulin cover – closed until further notice – the Daily Mail spots Sarah Brown on a debt-collecting mission to LA... More »
23rd, April 2009
Celebrities
Coronation Street Killer Impregnates Actress
BBC brings news that Coronation Street actress Samia Smith, who plays Maria Connor in the ITV1 soap, is pregnant... More »
23rd, April 2009
Madeleine McCann
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McCanns Fly Out For Audience With Oprah Winfrey
Kate and Gerry McCann have flown out for an audience with Oprah Winfrey... More »
23rd, April 2009
Reviews
Snakes On A Plane Missing Words Round
Snakes on a Plane! Watch the following clip and see if you can spot the script change as the film hits the TV scehedules... More »
23rd, April 2009
Key Posts
4 Asda Puts Cock Soup On Top Shelf: 28 Smuttiest Foods Ever
Cock Soup has been moved to the top shelf "because of the constant juvenile sniggers its name was receiving"... More »
23rd, April 2009
Celebrities
5 Susan Boyle Joins Tony Blair On American Idol
“Susan is probably doing more good than most of the official channels of diplomacy"... More »
23rd, April 2009
Sports
2 For sale: Liverpool FC mobile phone, only £14,490
You'll never talk alone… More »
23rd, April 2009
Politicians
Obama Celebrates Earth Day By Maintaining Air Pollution
Cleaning up skies choked with smog and soot would sharply curtail the capacity of plants to absorb carbon dioxide... More »
23rd, April 2009
Celebrities
7 Leora's Leukaemia Rap
Leora brings to the entertainment industry her Leukaemia Rap... More »
23rd, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Susan Boyle Models Kate Moss
Susan Boyle Watch: In which Susan Boyle morphs into Kate Moss, inspires Beyonce Knowles and becomes bigger than Obama... More »
22nd, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Boyle's new eyebrows - or did she just peel off the fake ones..? More »
22nd, April 2009
Celebrities
3 Angelina Jolie Wants Her Brother's Baby
“Angelina wants her brother’s baby,” says a source. No, not for spares. But for herself... More »
22nd, April 2009
Politicians
How New Labour Hates Women
The claims made against her (an affair with a married male MP) and George Osborne’s wife Frances (nutter) are “medieval in their misogyny”... More »
22nd, April 2009
Celebrities
Mia Farrow Fasts For Darfur And Dreams Of Woody
Millions of budding celebrities may misconstrue the message and tell their people that they too are on the Darfur Diet... More »
22nd, April 2009
Celebrities
13 Shaheen Jafargholi Lances The Boyle
Susan Boyle must be toppled. Hurrah for Shaheen Jafargholi, who is on American TV show The Today show, telling Americans... More »
22nd, April 2009
Celebrities
Susan Boyle Sings Pretty Woman: Video
Introducing the next Susan Boyle..... More »
22nd, April 2009
Reviews
1 Jews In Danger As London Theatre Cancels Israeli Event
The talk is of genocide - so subtly diminishing the genocide of 60 years past. Wrong on both sides - and atrocity, prejudice and illegality. But genocide?... More »
22nd, April 2009
Money
7 Freddie Mac Head David Kellerman Commits Suicide
Freddie Mac Head David Kellerman Committed Suicide. More »
22nd, April 2009
Reviews
1 Ban The Jade Goody Cervical Cancer Vaccine
The Daily Mail: Campaigning both For AND Against the HPV Vaccine in Different Countries Simultaneously... More »
