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22nd, April 2009 Reviews 2

Greens Call For Abortion And Human Sterilisation

Green Shirts support abortion and sterilisation in a one-child per couple policy to kill the human virus... More »

22nd, April 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle Disqualified From Britian’s Got Talent

The unemployed spinster will go to her lonely existence in West Lothian, her cat Pebbles and jibes about her appearance... More »

22nd, April 2009 Celebrities

In Praise Of Susan Boyle And Naked Swedes: Video

Sweden's naked crisp bread boys eclipse La Boyle... More »

22nd, April 2009 Key Posts 5

Chantal Biya Presents The World's Sexiest Politician's Secret Picture Gallery

Missing from Anorak's list of the The 50 Sexiest Female Politicians is Chantal Biya, First Lady of Cameroon and wife to President Paul Biya... More »

22nd, April 2009 Celebrities 2

The Ten Most Amazing Susan Boyle Songs

You’d have to be living under a rock/ on the moon/ in North Korea/ watching tractor racing on Sky Sports 3 not to have heard of singing sensation Susan Boyle... More »

22nd, April 2009 Reviews 1

Man Attacks Six Year Old Son For Playing Video Game Badly

Terry Taulbee from East Price Hill, Cincinnati – who is charged with assaulting his six-year-old son who didn't play a video game to standards expected... More »

22nd, April 2009 Sports 2

Video: Arsenal fan cries like a little boy after FA Cup defeat

Young Gooner tastes the first of many defeat-flavoured pills… More »

22nd, April 2009 Sports

Grand National-winning jockey offered free dental makeover

Liam Treadwell to get his scary teeth fixed… More »

22nd, April 2009 Madeleine McCann 29

Oprah Winfrey Interviews McCanns In Their London Home

Oprah Winfrey website is trailing the TV presenter’s interview with Kate and Gerry McCann... More »

22nd, April 2009 Celebrities

Angelina Jolie To Play Susan Boyle In New Film

HAIRY Angel Susan Boyle’s sensational rise to stardom is to be made into a multi-million pound movie... More »

21st, April 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle's New Image Bikini Body

By daring to sing in front of us, Susan Boyle set herself a challenge, but she set us one too... More »

21st, April 2009 Sports

F1 To Race Grand Prix On Snow

Old Mr Anorak's kindred spirit Iowahawk is celebrating Earth Week by celebrating what Earth has to give us by way of fuels and precious ores... More »

21st, April 2009 Celebrities 2

Susan Boyle Duets With The Older Madonna

Internet sensation Susan Boyle has received the ultimate honour – her very own tribute from... More »

21st, April 2009 Key Posts

Filming Starts On Slumdog Millionaire 2: Video

After Slumdog Millionaire comes Slumdog Smack Down, Mumbai Or Die, as Rubina Ali's mother reacts with fury to news that her ex is trying to sell their daughter to the highest bidder... More »

21st, April 2009 Strange But True 3

The Baby Preacher Will Purge The Devil

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21st, April 2009 Sports 1

WAG fashion watch: Thierry Henry's ex shows off Star Trek catsuit

Silver is the new black… More »

21st, April 2009 Reviews

Fat People Create Man-Made Global Warming

“Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler..." More »

21st, April 2009 Celebrities

Kerry Katona Auditions For Strictly Come Dancing

Well, steady yourselves fans of short bald men shagging fat blonde women on grainy mobile phone footage - the tape turns out to be a “fake”... More »

21st, April 2009 Celebrities 2

Jade Goody Advertises Jo Malone Face Cream

“Do you know how many times me, Jack and Kevin [Adams] used to look at each other and say: ‘Why don’t you just die?’” More »

21st, April 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle Meets Demi Moore In America

“I have lived a life. They just don’t know about it!..." More »

21st, April 2009 Sports 2

Mohamed Al Fayed calls FA "donkeys"

Harrods boss slags off football's hee-hawing suits… More »

21st, April 2009 Reviews 1

Police Spy On Teenagers Trying On Prom Dresses

Two FBI agents in West Virginia are accused ofyusing their covert cameras to spy on a room where teenagers were trying on prom dresses... More »

21st, April 2009 Reviews

Claudia Lawrence Missing Photo Is Inaccurate

But it turns out that Lawrence dyed her hair brown before she disappeared.... More »

21st, April 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle Watch: Boyle Gets Makeover And Sings With David Bowie

Susan Boyle gets a makeover and has disaster averted... More »

21st, April 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle Is A Sacred Cow

Her message fumed that Boyle had been “disrespected as a woman”. The second email came... More »