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20th, April 2009 Strange But True

Talking Dirty Makes You Impotent

"If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man..." More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities

Video: Perez Hilton Mugs Barack Obama

Perez Hilton, the celebrity blogger gone native, is asking a question on gay marriage of Miss California, Carrie Prejea, at the Miss USA... More »

20th, April 2009 Money

One In 6 Spends Stimulus Money On Sex And Tattoos

In Australia, around 15% will spend money on sex; and 0ver 30 % will spend money on tattoos... More »

20th, April 2009 Back pages 9

Full Text Of Ahmadinejad Racism Speech To The UN

"Governments must be encouraged and supported in their fights at eradicating this barbaric racism..." More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities 3

Pictures And Video: 100 Beyonce Dancers In Piccadilly Circus

One hundred "single ladies" converge at Piccadilly Circus for a rendition of Beyonce Knowles' "Single Ladies" dance... More »

20th, April 2009 Politicians

Ahmadinejad Tells UN Jews To Blame For World's Racism

Merz gave his tips, and Ahmadinejad tells the class how Israel was created on the "pretext of Jewish suffering" from World War II... More »

20th, April 2009 Photojournalism 1

Lake With 45-Letter Name Spelt Wrong

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg is mishspelt... More »

20th, April 2009 Sports 2

Which F1 driver names his racing cars after girls?

Bet you can't guess… More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities 5

Susan Boyle To Sing At Oscars

Alternately, the phrase, "Pulling a Boyle" if someone is unattractive and surprises people by succeeding at something... More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities 84

Susan Boyle Is Britain's Got Talent

Unemployed and single, the 48-year-old has thick unkempt hair, bushy eyebrows and downy fuzz is noticeable across parts of her face... More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities 5

Pictures Of Room Jade Goody Died In

"Jade died in her bedroom on Mother's Day after a highly-publicised battle with cervical cancer..." More »

20th, April 2009 Sports

Brazilian supermodel Gisele wins $1m betting on Italian football

She's beautiful, rich and lucky… More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities 5

Kanye West Uses Naked Lover Amber Rose To Model His Shoes

If you buy these shoes, you too can have an ex-lesbian model called Amber Rose (nominative determinalism again, folks) to warm your crotch... More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities 7

Susan Boyle Lives With A Man

"The 48-year-old — who’s never been kissed — now has a live-in hunk to fend off her growing fanbase..." More »

20th, April 2009 Sports 10

Joey Barton can read!

… But he's also a fare-dodging thug More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities

Man Sells House Haunted By Jade Goody

Jade Goody’s neighbour is selling his £1million country pile and has changed his name to rid himself of Jade's ghost... More »

20th, April 2009 Madeleine McCann 27

Kate McCann's Latest Torment

"Kate McCann is in torment as she prepares to fly to America for a TV show - without her twins" More »

20th, April 2009 Celebrities 2

Shaheen Jafargholi Wins Britain's Got Talent

Shaheen's pliability, likeability and the potential to lend his name to a range of hair gels – Put the Shaheen in your hair – (Max, call me), sell dreams to the pre-teens and hope to their mums... More »

19th, April 2009 Photojournalism

The 14 Most Bizarre Tea Party Signs

The 14 Most Bizarre Tea Party Protest signs. Do look at them all - and be awed... More »

19th, April 2009 Sports

Dancing Granny Football Hooligans

Grandma's learn to do the Bermondsey bowl More »

19th, April 2009 Celebrities

Demi Moore Drops Susan Boyle To Twitter Shaheen Jafargholi

Young Britain's Got Talent star Shaheen Jafargholi has wowed Hollywood star Demi Moore. Moore, who is married to... More »

19th, April 2009 Reviews 6

BNP Bans Baldness And Takes On The Great British National Party

"Don't use it to express extreme views or advocate violence. Your emails are probably less secure than you think..." More »

19th, April 2009 Strange But True

Interview With Girl Who Got Plank Stuck In Her Head

In interview with Naomi Easton, the girl who got a plank of wood stuck in her head... More »

19th, April 2009 Politicians 8

Racist Obama Tea-baggers Suffer From Limbic Brain Dementure

"The limbic brain inside a right-winger or a Republican or a conservative or your average white power activists is much larger in their headspace than in a reasonable person..." More »

19th, April 2009 Key Posts 24

FBI Pictures Of Madeleine McCann Age 6

FBI Picture Of Madeleine McCann Age 6... More »