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17th, April 2009 Sports

David Beckham is The Terminator

Becks wants YOU to buy a £1,400 mobile phone. No, seriously, he does… More »

17th, April 2009 Celebrities 16

Susan Boyle Watch: Susan Meets Demi Moore And Kisses Drew Barrymore

Susan Boyle: My definition of actualizing potential by allowing the energy of the universe to flow through you... More »

17th, April 2009 Celebrities 3

Susan Boyle Sings Live On Anderson Cooper: Video

Susan Boyle signs...again...and again... I dream a dream.... More »

16th, April 2009 Strange But True

The Indian Coconut Head Smash Festival: Video

By breaking the coconuts over their heads, the devotees pay gratitude to the deity for fulfilling their wishes... More »

16th, April 2009 Reviews

CNN Bias On Tea-Bagging

Having introduced a man with his "two-year-old" she says the protest is not "family viewing" and goes back to the studio. Such are the facts... More »

16th, April 2009 Money 1

United Airlines Makes Fat Bastards Pay More

Should Overweight Passengers Have To Buy Two Seats? More »

16th, April 2009 Sports 2

Harry Redknapp's got a twitch, say Arsenal fans

It does exactly what it says in the headline… More »

16th, April 2009 Politicians

Clement Freud RIP Tells The World's Funniest Joke

CLEMENT Freud RIP Tells The World's Funniest Joke. Old Mr Anorak remembers dandling the young Clement on his knee and... More »

16th, April 2009 Sports 4

Coleen Rooney to give birth early for England's World Cup cause

Wazza's WAG chooses C-section to ensure that football is the winner… More »

16th, April 2009 Celebrities 3

Susan Boyle Sings Live On American TV: Video

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16th, April 2009 Reviews 1

BBC Admits Bias Against Israel

Is the BBC guilty of bias against Israel? Yes... More »

16th, April 2009 Reviews

Taliban Makes Sikh's Pay Protection Money

The Sikh community living in Orakzai Agency on Wednesday conceded to Taliban demand to pay them jizia – tax levied on non-Muslims living under Islamic rule – and paid Rs 20 million to Taliban in return for ‘protection’... More »

16th, April 2009 Reviews 4

Apprentice Candidate Wants Ben Clarke Beaten Up

And it is Ben who is still in the running for that prized office job in Brentwood. Paula is out. And she is refreshingly bitter about it... More »

16th, April 2009 Politicians

French Navy Saves Somali Priates

French Navy and the Somali pirates might not be all that different... More »

16th, April 2009 Reviews

Man-Made Global Warming Began 121,000 Years Ago

"...a sudden rise of 6.5 feet to 10 feet occurred within a span of 50 to 100 years about 121,000 years ago"... More »

16th, April 2009 Sports

Cristiano Ronaldo scores THE BEST GOAL OF ALL TIME

A foot like a traction engine… More »

16th, April 2009 Celebrities 13

Jade Goody's Jack Tweed Is On Suicide Watch

"There’s nothing in the cell to which you could attach a ligature”... More »

16th, April 2009 Reviews

Atheist Bus Hits USA, And Obama

The Atheist Bus Hits USA. Coming to a depot in Indiana. (You still waiting for Obama?)... More »

16th, April 2009 Celebrities 3

Video: Barack Obama On Susan Boyle

As a huge AC/DC fan for years now, I have to admit Susan Boyle brought me to tears... More »

15th, April 2009 Key Posts 6

Hairdresser Keeps Armed Robber As Sex Slave

When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon”... More »

15th, April 2009 Politicians

Labour's NEC Rejects Derek Draper And LabourList

“I receive advice and opinion from many Labour Party supporters in my work as General Secretary but I decide what advice I take or seek and act in a manner..." More »

15th, April 2009 Celebrities 1

Hulk Hogan Did Not Kill His Wife, Like OJ Simpson

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the..." More »

15th, April 2009 Celebrities 4

Demi Moore Twitters Susan Boyle

Demi Moore has been watching Susan Boyle – a woman who is exactly what Moore would look like without surgery. What are the odds? More »

15th, April 2009 Sports 1

Nine Players Hospitalised In Rugby Match Fight

Six minutes into a rugby match between Dinamo Bucharest (red) and Farul Constana (white), a fight breaks out... More »

15th, April 2009 Money 1

Mugabe's Zimbabwe Wipes Out Crime

Mugabe's Zimbabwe has found an ingenious way to rid the country of shoplifters - rid the country of shops!... More »