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11th, April 2009 Celebrities 5

Jade Goody's Easter Egg Hunt

Look, I like Parky, but his ill-timed, insensitive remarks about Jade Goody just days after she’d been laid to rest really take the biscuit... More »

10th, April 2009 Reviews 1

Ian Tomlinson, New York New School Lies And Beating Up A Deaf Man

Ian Tomlinson's death at G20 is not the only instance of police brutality. Sure he was begging for it for wearing a Millwall top and treading on the cracks in the pavement, but he is not alone... More »

10th, April 2009 Photojournalism

Obama Flies Pizza Maker 860 Miles To Make Him Lunch

Obama flies pizza maker Chris Sommers 860 miles to make the Great One his lunch... More »

10th, April 2009 Celebrities 1

How Jade Goody Beat The Taliban

“Breaking news, the Taliban have just claimed responsibility for the US immigration centre attack, but we’ll be returning to our top story, Jade Goody’s funeral, in a second"... More »

10th, April 2009 Reviews

Happy Easter Egg Hunting

We gonna catch oursel's some eggs... More »

10th, April 2009 Celebrities

The Billy Bob Thornton Video Outtakes

Billy Bob Thornton's video - outtakes video... More »

10th, April 2009 Strange But True 1

Man Has Needle Removed From Bum After 31 Years

A Chinese pensioner, has had needle removed from his backside after 31 years of pain... More »

10th, April 2009 Strange But True

Cyclist Hit By Speeding Corpse

A Student called Wu Dan, 16, was on his bike in Dongyang, eastern China, when he was struck by a speeding dead body... More »

10th, April 2009 Strange But True 1

Blind Muslim Woman Gets Guide Horse

Mona Ramouni, 28, is blind. She is Muslim and her family considers dogs too unclean for the house. So she cannot have guide dog. So she's getting a guide horse... More »

10th, April 2009 Reviews

Labour Creates Child's Teeth Database

Reports are that “the number of children having teeth taken out in hospital has shot up by more than half since Labour came to power”... More »

10th, April 2009 Celebrities 6

Jade Goody To Open Restaurant

Grieving Jack Tweed wants to open a high-class restaurant and name it in Jade Goody’s honour... More »

10th, April 2009 Photojournalism 1

Tea-Bagging And Porn In America

Tea Bagging. Everyone who's anyone in the US is doing in... More »

10th, April 2009 Celebrities

Pictures Of Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady's Wedding

Rumours are that at the time of his alleged outburst Brady was wearing a hula skirt, a pet gibbon on his head and carrying a huge neon sign advertising the legend, "I AM THE NEWS"... More »

10th, April 2009 Celebrities 1

Coronation Street Star In Shoplifting Horror

"Corrie legend Julie Goodyear was at the centre of a shoplifting riddle last night over a pack of Nicorette gum worth £13...” More »

10th, April 2009 Politicians 2

The BNP Punishes The Banking Pigs

You could easily get incensed about police thuggery, police stupidity, MPs' expenses or their idleness and/or greedy bankers... More »

10th, April 2009 Celebrities

Jade Goody's Jack Tweed Plays A Round

In "Jack gets his life back on course", the Sun shows Jack holding a club and addressing a youth's head but but a pimply white ball (although the two may be easily confused)... More »

10th, April 2009 Reviews 1

The Irony of Quick Of The Yard

A picture of a senior policeman carrying paper is sufficient to necessitate his resignation and a picture of another officer of the law hitting someone to the floor is… More »

10th, April 2009 Reviews

Vatican Rejects Obama

Following The Barack Obama List Of Tax Dodgers this news the Vatican has more Obama rejects... More »

10th, April 2009 Key Posts 3

Believing In The Tony Blair Faith Foundation

Because religion is about accepting a higher power, Tony Blair has called his new organisation about religion and God the Tony Blair Faith Foundation... More »

10th, April 2009 Key Posts 7

Madeleine McCann: Gerry McCann In Interview

Mr McCann put this down to “the need to blame someone” for what has happened, saying that if any legal proceedings were to be instituted, they should be directed at “Madeleine’s abductor”… More »

9th, April 2009 Celebrities 1

Victoria Beckham Gets Role In SpongeBob

Victoria Beckham has cracked America. She is to make an appearance in US cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants... More »

9th, April 2009 Strange But True

Austrian Woman Fined For Phoning Her Son Too Often

Mum bombarded her boys with phone calls over a two-and-a-half year period - calling up to 49 times a day... More »

9th, April 2009 Reviews

Sexiest Vegetarians Of The Year

PETA has announced it sexiest vegetarian of 2009. And the winner is...Amber. More »

9th, April 2009 Reviews

Jacob Dickerman And Gay Storms

National Organization for Marriage that senses the "darkening storm" of gay marriage is covered on the Huffington Post by - get this - Jacob... Dickerman... More »

9th, April 2009 Celebrities

Kanye West Strokes His Sea Kitten

Going home with the gay fish... More »