9th, April 2009
Reviews
Breaking: Ian Tomlinson Guilty of Walking On Cracks In Pavement
Breaking news that dead G20 passer-by Ian Tomlinson was, allegedly, guilty of walking on cracks in the pavement... More »
9th, April 2009
Reviews
9th, April 2009
Celebrities
Britney Stops Show Because Of Cigarette Smoke
As mums rejoiced and thank Britney for making it short, and dads console themselves with web porn for missing out of a mother of two dry humping a microphone,some people actually boo... More »
9th, April 2009
Celebrities
8 Brad Pitt Moves Out On Angelina Jolie
The Enquirer tells of hopes/fear/prayers that Brad and Angelina have called it quits and are heading toward “an ugly legal battle”... More »
9th, April 2009
Reviews
6 A Rainbow Coalition For Anti-Gay Marriage
The Stalinist sounding National Organization for Marriage senses the darkening storm. "The clouds are dark. The winds are stong." Gays might prevent global warming... More »
9th, April 2009
Reviews
Pet Shop Boys Are Peta's Dumb Animals Of The Month
PETA wrote to the Pet Shop Boys asking if they would consider changing their name to the ‘Rescue Shelter Boys’... More »
9th, April 2009
Politicians
2 Michelle Obama's False Thumbs
No, they were full-on, all-out diva thumbs, the kind you normally find on D-list celebrities or in drag-act dressing rooms. The allure of the long thumb is well-documented... More »
9th, April 2009
Strange But True
1 Mother Allowed To Harvest Dead Son's Sperm
A judge has grated Marissa leave to keep her son's sperm. No, no as a keepsake... More »
9th, April 2009
Reviews
2 Associated Press Threatens To Sue Associated Press
In the US, the Associated Press has called in the lawyers on a country radio station in Tennessee, WTNQ-FM. an, er, affiliate of AP... More »
9th, April 2009
Reviews
1 Pictured: Newspaper Readers Dying
With Jade Goody's media death a hit, the Daily Mail wonders if it is death or the celebrity that makes the big story? And gives readers... More »
9th, April 2009
Reviews
Secrets Revealed In Terrorist Cop Quick's File
Anorak has used computer wizardry to investigate further and we bring you ten key top secret facts from the file... More »
9th, April 2009
Celebrities
Jade Goody Statue To Be Made Of Wax
Jade is to be immortalised as a waxwork at London's Madame Tussauds. After the Jade Candle, we bring your Jade life-size candle, to keep the flame alive – forever... More »
9th, April 2009
Politicians
Barack Obama's Teleprompter Freezes
Obama, a man who thought he was good enough to be President of the USA, and then was vain enough to try - and he won the vote - is gaining in confidence. So says the New York Times... More »
9th, April 2009
Reviews
Vanity Fair Declares Climate Change War Over
Vanity Fair declares that Global Warming - "a threat graver than terrorism" - over! We win!... More »
9th, April 2009
Strange But True
Man Falls Into Poultry Shredder
Not included in Anorak’s list of the most awkward celebrity interviews ever, is Sarah Palin’s address to cameras as a turkey is stuffed head-first into a meat machine. Mindful of that, Anorak learns of a Melbourne poultry worked who has fallen into a processing machine at a meat factory... More »
9th, April 2009
Celebrities
1 Billy Bob Thornton Presents The Most Awkward Celebrity Interviews Ever
Billy Bob Thornton - ACTOR - and his band The Boxmasters are on Q with Jian Ghomeshi. It;s decent effort at being cool, but the winner is ever... More »
9th, April 2009
Key Posts
19 Pictures And Video Of G20 Ian Tomlinson Hit From Behind By Policeman
Hours before Mr Tomlinson died, he was hit. He was hit from behind by a policeman's baton... More »
8th, April 2009
Politicians
2 Obama Did Not Bow To Abdullah
Obama did not bow to King Abdullah. He contorted. He did not shake hands. He extended... More »
8th, April 2009
Strange But True
1 Man Buys Stolen Car On Craigslist
William P. Jones III has been arersted by Boynton Beach Police for allegedly selling a stolen car on Craigslist... More »
8th, April 2009
Reviews
5 New Video Of G20 Ian Tomlinson Being Beaten By Police
Here's the second video. The police involved have yet o be identified. With all those CCTV camera, why has that proved so difficult?... More »
8th, April 2009
Celebrities
Suri Cruise On One Million Dollar Training Programme
Early days in the education of Suri Cruise, but reports are that she will be able to say “Obey ME” in many languages when Tom’s $1 million investment in her education takes hold... More »
8th, April 2009
Celebrities
4 Fat, Unemployed X Factor Loser Bullied
The Mail is amazed that 19-year-old girl has not accepted a job from a male stranger who has seen her on the telly. But there is worse... More »
8th, April 2009
Celebrities
3 Danielle Lloyd's New Tattoo Glows In The Dark
Danielle Lloyd has a new tattoo. It says - Quis attero mihi tantum planto mihi validus More »
8th, April 2009
Reviews
1 Catlin Arctic Survey Researchers Contract Urban Hypothermia
The Catlin Arctic Survey Team have now been working in temperatures of below -40 degrees centigrade for more than 30 days. When the three leave messages on the TVM their voices often sound slurred and they occasionally muddle their words... More »
8th, April 2009
Sports
Babywear mocks Cristiano Ronaldo
Portuguese diver's masculinity called into question… More »
