8th, April 2009
Money
Tesco Sets Up Anti-Israel Call Centre
Callers selecting the general information option on its customer helpline hear the recorded message: “If you are ringing regarding Israeli goods, please press one"... More »
8th, April 2009
Money
8th, April 2009
Sports
Grafite Goal For Wolfsburg Is Goal Of The Season
Grafite Goal For Wolfsburg Is Goal Of The Season... More »
8th, April 2009
Sports
New sport videogame lets you use steroids
Controversial baseball game allows players to juice up on 'roids… More »
8th, April 2009
Reviews
Google Drowns Downtown Miami
Google can see into the future when the icebergs have melted and Miami is a water park... More »
8th, April 2009
Politicians
Police Link Obama To 321 Crimes
Barack Obama and Gordon Brown walk into 10 Downing Street, where the US leader shakes the policeman's hand, but Mr Brown declines the offer... More »
8th, April 2009
Celebrities
4 Harry Potter Actor Arrested For Drugs
Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett, aka Hogwarts pupil Vincent Crabbe, has been arrested after police allegedly found cannabis worth £2,000 in his bedroom... More »
8th, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Seeking Men On Octomum's TV Dating Show
Wanna data a mum of 14? Whoah! One at a time. Ok - forget it. There's room for everyone in Octomum's clown car gang bang... More »
8th, April 2009
Madeleine McCann
12 Madeleine McCann Is Not In Portugal
ANGRY locals barracked Gerry McCann as he filmed a reconstruction in the resort where daughter Maddeleine vanished. One sacked worker raged at Gerry... More »
8th, April 2009
Strange But True
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Laughing German Raises Police Alarm
Laughing German triggers emergency rescue... More »
8th, April 2009
Money
The Transparent Face Mask
Transparent Face Mask is the just-have item for all the family... More »
8th, April 2009
Celebrities
3 Jade Goody To Appear In Big Brother 10
The Star has news to thrill even the most jaded Goody watcher - Jade is to make a return to Big Brother... More »
8th, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Jade Goody Eats Out
Jackiey Budden told onlookers [the snappers]: "I'm just having lunch with Jade" as she spent an hour reading the Bible and eating crisps and Scotch eggs... More »
8th, April 2009
Key Posts
7 Madeleine McCann Spotted In Italy
The competition is - as ever - Tabloid Bingo - the writer's challenge to link Madeleine McCann with any major news event. Your caller toay is MIRIAM O'CALLAGHAN, of the Irish Times... More »
8th, April 2009
Reviews
3 Flutter Makes Twitter Irrelevant
The greatest self-communication tool ever! More »
7th, April 2009
Politicians
4 Colonel Gaddafi Fears Obama's Death
Updates thick and fast on the Barack Obama Death Cult as Colonel Gaddafi opens the Libyan chapter... More »
7th, April 2009
Reviews
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Italian Woman Aged 98 Spends 30 Hours Knitting In Earthquake
AMID the rubble and hurt in Italy, Maria D’Antuono, 98, is rescued. She says she passed the 30-hour waiting to be saved by knitting... More »
7th, April 2009
Technology
2 Six Days In Fallujah (Video Game)
SIX Days in Fallujah is the new shoot-‘em-up video game from Atomic Games. Under George Bush the aim would have been to shoot the enemy in the face. But now Obama is in charge, there is new directive... More »
7th, April 2009
Politicians
North Korea Fires 'Norks' Over Japan, Reports Mark Stein
Mark Stein spots "norks" over Japan, huge enflamed norks emergeing from bunker in North Korea... More »
7th, April 2009
Politicians
2 Obama Gives Ferrari Money To Italy Earthquake Appeal
We’re ponying up $50,000 for our long-time allies? The munificence of it all just begs for comment... More »
7th, April 2009
Sports
Accrington and Bury players charged with betting on their own football game
Another football betting scandal shames the English game More »
7th, April 2009
Strange But True
American Footballers On Burgling Mission
He then bounced off the door, landed on the ground and began rolling around, in what appeared to be in pain... More »
7th, April 2009
Reviews
3 Doncaster Torture Boys Related To Baby P
Two boys are suspected of torturing two young boys before throwing one into a ravine. The BBC is live from Edlington, and viewers learn that the town is “in shock”... More »
7th, April 2009
Key Posts
2 Barack Obama Is President Of Kickassistan
The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian - Ann Coulter and Obama do battle... More »
7th, April 2009
Sports
Teddy Sheringham has talented testicles (with video)
New testicular cancer awareness video showcases ex-England striker's magnificent ball control… More »
