7th, April 2009
Politicians
Osama's Hair Salon Becomes Obama's
Anorak's man in the US, sends news of the hair salon formerly known as Osama's and now called Obama's... More »
7th, April 2009
Politicians
7th, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Gary Coleman Hates Whites
Gary Coleman is "not a violent person", he just hates white people. What you talking about, Gary?... More »
7th, April 2009
Politicians
1 Australian Minister Offers Free Nintendo Wii For Climate Change Advice
Penny Wong, Australia's Climate Change Minister, is running a competition for Climate Cops... More »
7th, April 2009
Sports
Video: rally driver crashes off side of a mountain
It's just like that scene in The Italian Job… More »
7th, April 2009
Celebrities
Chloe Madeley's Naked Breasts
Chloe Madeley has tried on the lad’s mag knickers and drugs, and now flashes a side order of breast as she meets her mum and dad in a TV presenting capacity on the red carpet... More »
7th, April 2009
Reviews
1 British Women Choose New Sex Delay Spray
With base notes of last night’s kebab overlaid with flat lemon alcopop and strawberry Chewits, the typical Sun reader may already be able to delay sex for days maybe weeks or even months... More »
7th, April 2009
Celebrities
8 Farrah Fawcett Salutes Jade Goody
BEEP! BEEP! Anorak’s CCN (Celebrity Cancer News) alerts us to Farah Fawcett’s anal cancer. Like JADE Goody... More »
7th, April 2009
Celebrities
9 Jade Goody's Grave Robbers
Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with grave robbers, Jade TV and awards... More »
6th, April 2009
Politicians
Syrian Man In Turkey Tries To Kill Obama
Turkish chapter of the Barack Obama Death Cult is open as Syrian reaches for his knife... More »
6th, April 2009
Reviews
1 Abu Dhabi Clamps Down On Fatwa Chaos
Abu Dhabi - land of sand - is putting an end to Fatwa Chaos... More »
6th, April 2009
Key Posts
Home Office Website Links To Japanese Porn
The Home Office's website links to a Japanese pornography site... More »
6th, April 2009
Sports
1 Robinho Facing No Sex Charges
Man City's Brazilian is facing "no sex charges"... More »
6th, April 2009
Money
Supermarket Rebranding Gives Shoppers Colin And Chips
Sainsbury's has renamed Pollack, the unlovely fish, as colin... More »
6th, April 2009
Reviews
Osama bin Laden Mistaken At Airport For Russell Brand
When the machines at Sydney airport in Australia were set at 30 per cent Osama bin Laden was indistinguishable from the actress Winona Ryder and Gordon Brown became Mel Gibson and vice versa... More »
6th, April 2009
Sports
Video: Mickey Rourke knocks out wrestler Chris Jericho!
The Oscar-nominated star of The Wrestler steps inside the ring. It's fake, but it's also real… More »
6th, April 2009
Politicians
1 David Miliband Condemns North Korea With Song
I strongly urge North Korea to cease immediately all further missile-related activity and... More »
6th, April 2009
Strange But True
2
Egyptian Swinging Club Couple Jailed
Tolba Abdel Hafez his fragrant wife Salwa Higazi are being sentenced to seven years and three years respectively for running a swinging club... More »
6th, April 2009
Sports
2 Which BBC sport presenter mocked Grand National-winning jockey's teeth?
Horse walks into a bar. Barman says "Why the long face?" More »
6th, April 2009
Sports
Farting footballer booked for gamesmanship
The most bizarre yellow card of the season, no question… More »
6th, April 2009
Celebrities
4 Poor Suri Cruise Undressed
Pity "poor Suri Cruise", the "fashion victim". The Mail tells its readers... More »
6th, April 2009
Key Posts
30 Madeleine McCann Cast In Portugal
So Kate McCann is not in Praia da Luz. The search continues for Madeleine McCann. And the Mirror is talking about… Kate McCann... More »
6th, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Jade Goody Was Assassinated
She has been preoccupied with the death of Jade Goody: “I think she was the media's first assassination"... More »
6th, April 2009
Reviews
2 Truckers Linked To Serial Killings
In the US, the FBI is forming a database that links long-haul truckers and serial killings... More »
6th, April 2009
Politicians
8 Obama Learns To Speak Austrian
And when speaking to Austrians, he laments the fact that he can't speak Austrian... More »
