4th, April 2009
Madeleine McCann
3 Madeleine McCann And Claudia Lawrence
The family of missing Malton chef Claudia Lawrence will be going through "absolute hell", the media advisor for Gerry and Kate McCann has said... More »
4th, April 2009
Madeleine McCann
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4th, April 2009
Strange But True
2 Old Woman's Scooter Runs Out Of Control
Eilenn Bishop, natch., is an 87-year-old Cornish woman sat astride her mobility scooter - HER OUT OF CONTROL mobility scooter! More »
4th, April 2009
Reviews
1 Interior Designers Kill 11,000 Americans Every Year
Another group implies that "confusing floor patterns" and other items installed by unlicensed interior designers cause 11,000 deaths per year... More »
4th, April 2009
Strange But True
Endangered Species Eat Protected Animals
Here's a modern puzzler: Endangered eat the protected... More »
4th, April 2009
Celebrities
2 Jade Goody's Last Take Away
"As a devoted mum to Oscar, now two, Kirsty knows how lucky she is to have a clean bill of health, especially given the recent death of Jade Goody from cervical cancer..." More »
4th, April 2009
Photojournalism
The World's Leading Goat Tower
"Goats love it and people driving by can't believe it," says David Johnson of Findlay, Ill., about his 31-ft. tall, 7-ft. dia. 'goat tower'... More »
4th, April 2009
Reviews
Binghamton Shooting And Hostages On Google Maps
Which way to the Binghamton shootings and hostages, Google? More »
4th, April 2009
Celebrities
13 Jade Goody's Minging Funeral Flowers
“I have dealt with people from the Beatles to Muhammad Ali but I have never known such intensity from the media as this. We’re anticipating some big crowds out on the streets, the like of which has not seen since Princess Diana” More »
3rd, April 2009
Politicians
Obama Has Russian Word For Dick On Palm Of Hand
Barack Obama Has Russian Swear Word On Palm Of Hand... More »
3rd, April 2009
Reviews
Jiverly Voong Massacre In Binghamton
JIVERLY Voong, 41, has massacred many people at the American Civic Association in Binghamton, New York. Newswires go into overdrive. But what of the facts? It's Tablid Bingo! More »
3rd, April 2009
Politicians
Obama Insults Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva
Another day and another moment to realise that Obama is the one man who still believes his own hype. Here is The One insulting Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva... More »
3rd, April 2009
Reviews
3 Muslim Mum Banned From Teachers' Night For Wearing Veil
To parents evening at Our Lady and St John Catholic Art College, in Blackburn, Lancs, where an old girl, and mother-of-one, is sporting a full veil which covers every part of the body except the eyes... More »
3rd, April 2009
Strange But True
Nobili The Stripper Nun Dances for The Vatican
Anna Nobili, nun and former stripper in Milan’s finest joints, will appear with Sister Workers of the Holy House of Nazareth and dance a "Holy Dance"... More »
3rd, April 2009
Celebrities
The Most Bizarre And Worst Celebrity Dolls Ever Made
BARBIE is 50 this year and Anorak brings you the 50 Things You Never Knew About Barbie. But Barbie is not the only celebrity doll. There have been others. And Anorak brings you the strangest, least-deserving, most bizarre and downright odd celebrity dolls ever: More »
3rd, April 2009
Sports
2 Michael Ballack Slapped In The Face By Team-Mate
Unlikable German footballer had it coming… More »
3rd, April 2009
Strange But True
1 Woman Falls Into Hole On Golf Course And Dies
A woman in Japan has died after falling into a hole of a golf course... More »
3rd, April 2009
Politicians
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Barack Obama Moons Queen Repects King Abdullah
Barack Obama nods to the Queen and moons for Abdullah... More »
3rd, April 2009
Celebrities
4 Kerry Katona Vanishes
The Sun reports that Kerry Katona has been in a “’lost day’ mystery” - "TROUBLED Kerry Katona sparked fresh fears for her health — by mysteriously vanishing for a day"... More »
3rd, April 2009
Reviews
The New Yorks Times Slaughters Darfur
New York Times executive editor Bill Keller said: "Saving the New York Times now ranks with saving Darfur as a high-minded cause"... More »
3rd, April 2009
Celebrities
Jesse Draper Dreams Of David Beckham
Jesse Draper is a Children's TV presenter. Anorak's man in the USA meets her and asks her a few questions... More »
3rd, April 2009
Money
Drink From The Boo Bee
Boo Bee is the great new drink with the built in straw. Packed in a 180ml pod with a built in straw tucked neatly into the side... More »
3rd, April 2009
Politicians
Queen 'Tongues' Michelle Obama
Her Majesty the Queen and Michelle Obama have come together - it being what Jade would have wanted... More »
3rd, April 2009
Money
Breakfast Cereal Opens Porn Phone Line
A bowl of Golden Temple of Oregon's Peace Cereal - enjoy the "delicious crunch and juicier, fruitier flavor" - and a call to the number printed on the box directs breakfasters to a phone sex line. More »
3rd, April 2009
Key Posts
4 The Media Gave Jade Goody Cancer
But never let it be said that Max bears a grudge and Jade will make her final journey to the strains of The Beatles' ballad Let It Be. (Ali, call me. Don’t let regret make you bitter)... More »
3rd, April 2009
Celebrities
20 Jade Goody's Funeral Route And Facts
Jade Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career. Jade is still dead but with her funeral to run and books to sell, she remains busy... More »
