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26th, March 2009 Celebrities

Pharrell Williams Sings For A French McDonald's

Pharrell Williams gives the French another reason to dislike Americans as he sings and dances for a McDonald's... More »

25th, March 2009 Politicians

Obama's Teleprompter Stolen

"Think you can make it without me? Ha! I made you and I can break you. You f******g sp***o..." More »

25th, March 2009 Politicians 3

Full Text Of Daniel Hannan's Speech To Gordon Brown

I note, however, that Hannan is willing to give Obama more time before turning against him, despite the seeming similarity between Brown’s economic policies and Obama’s... More »

25th, March 2009 Reviews 3

Mrs Nutt Over-Run By Squirrels

Oonagh Nutt, of Moira in County Down, says squirrels have taken over her home... More »

25th, March 2009 Politicians

Iran Plans To Murder Barack Obama

Obama makes steady progress in Iran... More »

25th, March 2009 Strange But True 1

Rapist Underwear For Sale In China

IN China they will even make you rapist underwear... More »

25th, March 2009 Sports

Double Amputee To Make Cage-Fighting Debut

Man with no arms and legs can still kick your ass More »

25th, March 2009 Photojournalism 1

Sarah Palin Goes Spastic

You want to know what else is funny? This post - it's Sarah Palin's not-the-full-ten-pins boy... More »

25th, March 2009 Money 4

Jade's Goody's Marriage Saved Her £1million Tax Bill

When Jade Goody married Jack Tweed she saved her sons a £1million tax bill. She can't cheat death, but the taxman can be beaten... More »

25th, March 2009 Reviews 26

David Jason's Racist Joke

"What do you call a Pakistani cloakroom attendant?" Following a brief pause, he then delivered the punch line: 'Me hat, me coat'.... More »

25th, March 2009 Celebrities 1

Jeremy Clarkson Is Locked In The Toilet

A video of Jeremy Clarkson being shut in a toilet... More »

25th, March 2009 Sports 4

Amputee soldier punks David Beckham

The world's most famous footballer fooled by fake arm More »

25th, March 2009 Reviews

Link Spotter: Anorak Reads

Anorak has been reading... More »

25th, March 2009 Reviews 6

Women Hate The Tata Nano

More cutting-edge scientific thought now as Dr Michael Dunn, of the University of Wales Institute in Cardiff and his team of researchers, discover that women prefer men with an expensive car... More »

25th, March 2009 Politicians

Ed Miliband Vents Idiocy On Wind Power

"It is socially unacceptable to be against wind turbines in your area - like not wearing your seatbelt or driving past a zebra crossing'" More »

25th, March 2009 Strange But True 6

School Bans Dead Girl From Prom For Poor Attendance

Macclesfield High will not tolerate truancy. Megan is unwell. Megan died on January 19... More »

25th, March 2009 Strange But True 1

Brain Surgeon Has Heart Attack During Operation But Carries On

Vitale is having a heart attack, but he completes the brain operation, knowing his patient would not recover if he stopped the surgery... More »

25th, March 2009 Strange But True

Swedish Magazine Published As A Tattoo

Swedish magazine Tare Lugnt have released their third issue as a tattoo... More »

25th, March 2009 Photojournalism

Two Dogs Charged With Check Forgeries

Two dogs charged with check forgeries... More »

25th, March 2009 Reviews 1

Pupils To Study Twitter, MySpace And Wikipedia

Children will no longer have to study the Victorians or the second world war under proposals to overhaul the primary school curriculum... More »

25th, March 2009 Celebrities 10

Jade Goody Won't Di

Max Clifford's "divulged that the coffin will be made of oak from the Royal Windsor forest and that there will be a 21-car cortège. It's all beginning to sound like a state funeral…" More »

25th, March 2009 Strange But True 1

Tens Of Thousands Of Australians Police Mexico-US Border

The United States has unveiled an unlikely weapon in its battle against drugs gangs and illegal immigrants at the Texas-Mexico border – pub-goers in Australia... More »

25th, March 2009 Celebrities

Kim Kardashian Photoshop Workout

Kim Kardashian is famous in the US for having a big backside, slim waist, definite hairline, smooth thighs, latte-skin tones and twinkling eyes... More »

25th, March 2009 Reviews 4

Abortion Clinic Hit In Plane Crash

A plane crashes in Montana, landing in a cemetery killing seven children and seven adults. Fallows blogged about it here. But, as Andrew Sullivan says, nothing beats the Christian News Wire... More »

24th, March 2009 Reviews

1 Shot 2 Kills Israeli T-Shirt

T-SHIRTS showing a pregnant Muslim in rifle crosshairs above the slogan “1 shot 2 kills” have been worn by Israeli soldiers... More »