20th, March 2009
Sports
2 Champions League quarter final draw
Villarreal v Arsenal; Manchester United v FC Porto; Liverpool v Chelsea; Barcelona v Bayern Munich More »
20th, March 2009
Sports
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20th, March 2009
Strange But True
1 Twins Hassan and Abbas O With Same DNA Go Free In German Jewellery Heist
To the Kaufhaus Des Westens department store, Berlin, where identical twin brothers Hassan and Abbas O are, as is alleged, enacting a jewellery heist,making off with an estimated €5 million worth of swag... More »
20th, March 2009
Sports
White man can't jump (with video evidence)
Just because you're tall, doesn't mean you can 'ball More »
20th, March 2009
Celebrities
Jenna Jameson Sprays
Each morning, a team of parfumiers, scrape Jenna’s sheets, harvesting the skin dye, lubricant, bodily fluids, hair spray, curry sauce and gel to distil into a signature fragrance... More »
20th, March 2009
Reviews
Man Claims Sacked For His Green Beliefs
Do you believe in global warming? The new religion of global warming has its persecutors, allegedly. First they came for the Al Goreans... More »
20th, March 2009
Celebrities
4 Natasha Richardson's Last Song
"The 72-year-old matriarch of the Redgrave dynasty had tenderly stroked her daughter's face as she softly sang the melody from The Sound Of Music" More »
20th, March 2009
Celebrities
25 Jade Goody Picks Her Grave
Today Jade picks out her final resting place and hears children laughing - kids can be cruel... More »
19th, March 2009
Politicians
Ron Paul Tops Time Magazine's Most Influential People In 2009
Ron Paul is the most influential man on Planet Earth More »
19th, March 2009
Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan In 'Therapy'
Lohan eschews rehab for a “therapeutic environment” organized by fellow actors, Stephen and Danny Baldwin. More »
19th, March 2009
Photojournalism
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Pope Prints Message On African Condoms
"It's not the first time that the use of condoms has caused a split in the faithful. Followed by a change of parish usually." More »
19th, March 2009
Celebrities
3 Natasha Richardson Killed By Curse
"The death of Natasha Richardson after a skiing accident has reignited speculation about a 'curse' claimed to affect the Redgrave acting family" - Really... More »
19th, March 2009
Strange But True
Police Intelligence Overrated
A test for all armchair detectives: read the story and they see if you can identify the intended victim... More »
19th, March 2009
Reviews
3
The Simpsons Missing From The US Sitcom Map
A map of the USA's sitcoms More »
19th, March 2009
Key Posts
16 Josef Fritzl's Devil Face Exposed
The real face of Josef Fritzl uncovered More »
19th, March 2009
Sports
FAIL! Boxer punches himself in the face
Rising heavyweight star almost knocks himself out More »
19th, March 2009
Photojournalism
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Widow Pregnant Again With Dead Husband's Sperm
Diane Blood sprays it around More »
19th, March 2009
Celebrities
16 Jade Goody's Words For Natasha Richardson
Tabloid Bingo with your caller, Michael White More »
19th, March 2009
Strange But True
Child's Toy Parrot Swears Like A Real Parrot
The toy parrot teaching aid More »
19th, March 2009
Sports
Prodigy Watch: white kids can't jump, can shoot
Pushy father pushes son to brink of greatness. Or early grave More »
19th, March 2009
Sports
Man Utd legend praised for the size of his bulge
When phone-ins go wrong More »
19th, March 2009
Politicians
Obama Replaces Terrorism With Man-Caused Disasters
I did not use the word “terrorism,” I referred to “man-caused” disasters More »
19th, March 2009
Reviews
Twin Polar Bears Born In Holland
Hunters adrift on polar bear ice floe More »
19th, March 2009
Politicians
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Obama's DVDs Don't Work On Brown's Player
Gordon fails Psycho at No.10 More »
