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19th, March 2009 Sports

Manchester United Star Says It With Shrubs

United's shop steward gets horticultural on our asses More »

19th, March 2009 Photojournalism 1

The World's Greatest Star Wars Nerd

Men in no need of real women More »

19th, March 2009 Strange But True

Police Looking For Lover's Child Porn Find Girlfriend's Bestiality

She's worried that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, but... More »

19th, March 2009 Madeleine McCann 12

Madeleine McCann, Russell Brand And Decapitated Cyclists

Dead heads and Mumbai terror More »

19th, March 2009 Celebrities 26

Jade Goody's Last Mother's Day

Jade's crusade and Shilpa's depression averted More »

19th, March 2009 Celebrities 16

Natasha Richardson's Last Words

While the world wasn't watching, an actress died More »

18th, March 2009 Strange But True 6

Patient's Fart Sets Fire To Genitals In Surgery

Fart causes surgical spirit to ignite More »

18th, March 2009 Photojournalism

Cowan Gropes For Obama's Teleprompter (Picture)

What is Cowan looking for? More »

18th, March 2009 Reviews 2

Austrian Restaurant Removes Josef Fritzl Schnitzel

Hungry guests order up a "Fritzl Schnitzel" More »

18th, March 2009 Photojournalism

Obama Is A Black And White Duet Ice Cream

Barack Obama sells ice-cream to Russians More »

18th, March 2009 Celebrities 6

Natasha Richardson Talk And Deteriorate

Media doctors consider the evidence More »

18th, March 2009 Sports

Dutch star invents new goal celebration

He's living in a box, he's living in a cardboard box More »

18th, March 2009 Sports 4

Top five football spitters

Anorak salutes football's greatest gobbers More »

18th, March 2009 Politicians

Obama's Teleprompter Higher Approval Rating Then Obama

Barack Obama's teleprompter makes us all Obamas now More »

18th, March 2009 Key Posts 1

AIG Recruits Che Guevara

AIG recruits terrorists to raise monies More »

18th, March 2009 Money 1

Cisco Worker Twitters Themself Out Of A Job

Idiot slags off new job on Twitter More »

18th, March 2009 Strange But True 1

Gay Wife 'Fends Off' Partner With Sperm

Lesbian wife 'fights off partner with sperm' More »

18th, March 2009 Technology 1

Australia Bans Wikileaks

"The first rule of censorship is that you cannot talk about censorship" More »

18th, March 2009 Technology 2

Man Replaces Finger With USB Drive

Man leaves finger in PC More »

18th, March 2009 Politicians 4

Government Issues Banned Jargon List

The end of blue sky thinking More »

18th, March 2009 Celebrities 2

Darth Vader Has Cancer

CCN - beep! More »

18th, March 2009 Reviews 12

Josef Fritzl's Blue Binder Talks

Building walls for reporters More »

18th, March 2009 Celebrities 13

Jade Goody Writes Cancer Book

Jade pens last book as Shilpa flies in More »

17th, March 2009 Reviews 1

Top Ten Bizarre Holiday Complaints

Feelings of inadequacy after seeing an aroused elephant More »

17th, March 2009 Celebrities 58

OK! Pronounces Jade Goody Dead

Jade Goody memorial in life More »