26th, January 2009
Key Posts
4 Nancy Pelosi Accepts Role As Contraceptive Device
"Nothing in my life will ever, ever compare to being a mom." And certainly not a good ****. More »
26th, January 2009
Key Posts
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26th, January 2009
Reviews
Daily Mail Taken In By Big Polar Bear Ice Lie, Again
The polar bears are melting the ice by sitting on it More »
26th, January 2009
Reviews
Congo's Thomas Lubanga Dyilo Accused Of Child Abuse, Hamas Rejoice
Dad's prejudice is your prejudice More »
26th, January 2009
Strange But True
Moonbat Bites Driver Of Non Hybrid Bus
When Moonbats attack More »
26th, January 2009
Reviews
Independent Nazis See Israel As A Good Excuse To Emerge
How racism creeps into everyday chatter More »
26th, January 2009
Strange But True
7
Nazis Take Over Road In Kansas
"We wanted to prove that we're not out here just to have fun" More »
26th, January 2009
Reviews
Bella Freud Is Beyond Parody
Satire is not dead - it's just getting harder to spot... More »
26th, January 2009
Technology
The Carnivorous Lampshade Robot Turns Insects Into Fuel
The lights that run on dead insects More »
26th, January 2009
Strange But True
1
Hospital Fetish Restaurant Opens In Latvia
Porn and bed baths in the forzen north More »
26th, January 2009
Technology
2
The Mannequin Speaker System: Uses For Katie Price
Uses for Katie Price - No. 324b More »
26th, January 2009
Sports
The Best Goalkeeping Blunder And Trick Ever
When your goalkeeper thinks he can dance More »
26th, January 2009
Politicians
2
Barack Obama Stories To Come With Sick Bag
The media's Barack Obama emetic device More »
26th, January 2009
Celebrities
Hairdresser Makes Thong From Brad Pitt's Hair
How to make clothes from Brad Pitt and other pets More »
26th, January 2009
Reviews
11
Scare Stories: The Obesity Bug, Cancer Coffee And Killer Diets
Standing close to fat people can make you fat More »
26th, January 2009
Reviews
2
RAF Ordered To Fire On UFOs
Welcome aboard Splinko Tours of Solar System 89087b, taking in the Planet Earth Experience More »
26th, January 2009
Sports
Aston Villa's Ashley Young In Shameful Crime Horror
Footballer in burglary shame More »
26th, January 2009
Celebrities
Chelsy Davy Vows To Chop Her Legs Off Unless Prince Harry Goes
Mock crocs and shocks - Chelsy's new man and Facebook More »
26th, January 2009
Key Posts
15 BBC Jonathan Ross Shags Octogenarian Gaza On A Swing As Satanic Slut Observes
We're all Wossy now More »
26th, January 2009
Key Posts
21 Your Invitation To The Madeleine McCann Look-alike Party
Our Maddy's brother and sister are having a party More »
26th, January 2009
Key Posts
2 New Homes For Guantanamo Bay Mates At LAWNS 12-Step Programme
New homes for Gitmo detainees and the venue renamed as a spa More »
25th, January 2009
Photojournalism
Baby Dump For Tired Mums And Dads
The business of dumping your baby More »
25th, January 2009
Celebrities
Tom Cruise Finalises The Conversion Of Katie Holmes
Tom Crusie converts Katie Holmes More »
25th, January 2009
Reviews
Snow Falls On Dubai And UAE: Air Conditioning To Blame
It's snowing in Dubai More »
