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22nd, January 2009 Celebrities

Lily Allen Watch: Shut Your Fake Holes

"She needs to know when to shut up" More »

22nd, January 2009 Money 3

Homo Milk Make Your Gay

Ask for gay milk by name More »

22nd, January 2009 Photojournalism 3

Coconut-Sized Kidney Stone Removed From Hungary Man

Man hatches huge kidney stone More »

22nd, January 2009 Politicians 1

Markos Kos Satirises America's Left Wing

How the left wing hates only other Americans More »

22nd, January 2009 Celebrities

Curious Case Of Forrest Gump Set To Sweep Oscars Again

Have I seen this movie before? More »

22nd, January 2009 Reviews 1

The Death Of Print: A Video

Death becomes print More »

22nd, January 2009 Photojournalism 4

Man Impales Face On Tap

He slipped in the bath and... More »

22nd, January 2009 Reviews

Melting Al Gore And Carbon Breathalyzers For Humans

Al Gore is melting in the Alaskan heat More »

22nd, January 2009 Key Posts 53

Madeleine McCann: The Maddy Porn Mag On Display

Hackney artists made pornographic artwork using images of Madeleine McCann More »

22nd, January 2009 Strange But True

Policeman's Eye Impaled On Stick

PC Nash has been a copper six days into the job. PC Nash has six-inch branch sticking into his right eye. More »

22nd, January 2009 Key Posts 4

Barack Obama: First Day Picture Gallery (Exclusive)

Exclusive: Obama's first day in images More »

22nd, January 2009 Money

The Great Magic Cheese Pyramid Con

The case of the magic cheese More »

21st, January 2009 Strange But True

Coup Du Folie: French Farting And Baseball

The thrill of baseball and the sheer daring of lighting your own farts. More »

21st, January 2009 Celebrities

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are Today's Obamites

The Pratt fool and Speidi More »

21st, January 2009 Politicians

Obama's Cabinet Of All The Scare Stories, Obama On My Mind

It’s not a kosher lunch or a halal lunch or a breatharian lunch. It’s just American Lunch. More »

21st, January 2009 Celebrities

Lily Allen Watch: Lily's Drunken Beach And Links

Lily Allens lates beeeeech More »

21st, January 2009 Celebrities 3

Katie Price Wants Rapists Raped

Vote Katie for more anal rape! More »

21st, January 2009 Reviews 2

Chris Arnot's Gaza Concentration Camp Masterclass

Peejudice clouds our judgemwnt on war More »

21st, January 2009 Politicians

Obama Cures Global Warming: Seagulls Awed

Seagulls hail the new rosy-fingered dawn More »

21st, January 2009 Politicians

Iranians Unimpressed With Obama's First 100 Minutes In Office

Obama must die to rise again More »

21st, January 2009 Reviews 4

Cleaner Air Creates Global Warming

Dirty air combats global warming - fact! More »

21st, January 2009 Reviews 1

Paedo ISPS Charge Extra For Paedophiles

Paying for paedos online depravity More »

21st, January 2009 Politicians

Obama Inauguration Viewer Survey Results

Survey reveals that the following percantages would remain tuned in if the broadcaster cut away to... More »

21st, January 2009 Reviews

Ono Bono

"Every room I have ever been in with you was a much easier room for your presence" - Bono anoints Obama More »

21st, January 2009 Celebrities 2

The Omnipotent Bono Anoints Obama

"Every room I have ever been in with you was a much easier room for your presence" - Bono anoints Obama More »