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16th, January 2009 Reviews 1

Hamas Wife Chooses Death For Her Husband

"I prefer you as a martyr," she said to her husband More »

16th, January 2009 Reviews 1

Protocols Of Starbucks: Update

How Starbucks is the strong black coffee of the Jews More »

16th, January 2009 Politicians

Obama's Fawn: Roger Cohen Is Inside Barack

The three-syllable universality of a child's lullaby More »

16th, January 2009 Reviews 1

Doing The Milk Round At Hezbollah High

"Martyrdom beckons Lebanese teen, but she really wants to direct" - LA Times More »

16th, January 2009 Politicians

Hell Can Wait: Barack Obama Won't Follow Bin Laden

Barack Obama tighten the noose on bin Laden's...cave More »

16th, January 2009 Celebrities 5

Irony Update: BBC TV Cash Tipster Files For Bankruptcy

TV money expert goes tits up More »

16th, January 2009 Reviews

BBC3 Does The News In 24 Seconds, With Lily Allen

Lily Allen farts the BBC 3 news More »

16th, January 2009 Money

American Freedom Made In China

China brings freedom to the US More »

16th, January 2009 Celebrities

Will Smith Changes Barack Obama's World

Will Smith is the only black actor in America More »

16th, January 2009 Reviews

The Anorak Awards: Desmond's Daily Express Picks Up Irony Gong

"The problem is, no one f**king believes them" More »

16th, January 2009 Key Posts 10

Hudson New York Plane Crash: Pilot Averted Flight To London

Pilot recalls baby milk horror More »

16th, January 2009 Reviews

Recession And War Breathes New Life Into Mars

Life on Mars found More »

16th, January 2009 Key Posts 20

Madeleine McCann: Snatched, Lowe Humour And More Flick Cox

New facts in hunt for missing girl More »

16th, January 2009 Sports 3

Gaga For Kaka: Tabloid Bingo For the Player Not As Shit As He Sounds

All the Kaka on the Kaka bid More »

15th, January 2009 Politicians

The Entropa Installation Translated

The Entropa installation takes the piss out of national stereoptypes More »

15th, January 2009 Key Posts 2

Top Ten Stairs Fails

The Ten greatest staircases of all time More »

15th, January 2009 Strange But True 1

Weight Watchers Demonstrator Steals Cakes

The scales of justice More »

15th, January 2009 Flashback 9


Flagging Economy: I'm Backing Britain, Again

In 1967 and "Spend, Spend, Spend" More »

15th, January 2009 Politicians

Yes Pecan: Obama Ice-Cream And George Bush Cookie D'Oh

George Bush in 31 flavours More »

15th, January 2009 Photojournalism 1

Free Samples Of Human Shit

Bottled water and free samples to all human turd enthusiasts More »

15th, January 2009 Strange But True

Over-Limit Woman Steals Mobility Scooter And Drives Home

Police experts calculate that it would have taken her four hours to complete the journey More »

15th, January 2009 Reviews

YouTube mutes videos And Kills Rick Astley

The deaf and death of YouTube More »

15th, January 2009 Photojournalism

Illinoise Drives Blagojevich Out Of Town

Welcome to Illinois - sorry about Blago More »

15th, January 2009 Photojournalism

Terrorists On 24 And Other Heroes

Terrorists are not all that bad, you know More »

15th, January 2009 Celebrities 1

Kelly Brook Auditions On Britain's Got Talent

Kelly shows off her talent More »