All I Want For Britney Spears Is A New Head
Britney Spears needs to straighten up... More »
23rd, December 2008
Celebrities
23rd, December 2008
Reviews
Dobbey The Dead Reindeer: The Christmas Story That Never Ages
The London reindeer story that refuses to age More »
23rd, December 2008
Key Posts
4 Police Climb Stilts And Clown About To Keep The Peace
“…the risk associated with working at a height were not fully appreciated initially” More »
23rd, December 2008
Celebrities
1
Lily Allen Watch Does Madonna, Fern Cotton, Mary Kate Olsen, Pamela Anderson, Pete Wentz and Britney Spears
"That's where I got this! The recession!" More »
23rd, December 2008
Strange But True
2
Man Skids Into Skid Marks And Drowns
Man skids into skid pond More »
23rd, December 2008
Strange But True
2
Court Rejects Eight-Year-Old's Divorce Plea
Eight-year-old Saudi girl can't divorce her man More »
23rd, December 2008
Celebrities
1
Peaches Geldof's Traditional Christmas
To really rebel, Peaches needs to do get a job as a nurse More »
23rd, December 2008
Reviews
Australian Taliban David Hicks Puts The War In Global WARming
Aussie Taliban wants to clear his name More »
23rd, December 2008
Celebrities
3 Brad and Angelina's Children Banned From Watching Toy Ads
Knox, Maddox, Shiloh, Pax, Zahara and Vivienne's action figure parents More »
23rd, December 2008
Reviews
1
Santa's Breasts Are Forbidden
Santa Claus sacked for having breasts More »
23rd, December 2008
Celebrities
1
Strictly Come Dancing Judges Hacked Off
If anyone was going to lose their heads it would surely be an agonist on Dancing on Ice, the Taliban's reality show More »
23rd, December 2008
Reviews
2
Scare Stories: Killer Robins, Chloe Ketamine And Snot's Yer Lot
"Bella hides the drug in her Chloe handbag" More »
23rd, December 2008
Key Posts
47 Madeleine McCann: Sue Carroll Hymns Maddie Copperfield And Prayers For Hope
Twas the night after Maddy More »
23rd, December 2008
Celebrities
3
Pop Star Admits To Liking 'Attractive' George Bush, Police Alerted
Pervert Police called as rocker confesses to sick kink More »
23rd, December 2008
Photojournalism
2
A Look Inside The Russian President's Plane
Boris Yeltsin's plane is like opening a box of Terry's All Gold More »
22nd, December 2008
Strange But True
2
Christmas In Hollis For Santa's Light Show
Landing lights for Santa... More »
22nd, December 2008
Reviews
1
Santa's Manifesto For A Green Christmas
"We will collect all of the old toys, Swift, and make them new again" More »
22nd, December 2008
Politicians
1
The Thick-Soled Model 271 Is The Bush Shoe
Shoes by Muntader al-Zaidi fly off the shelves More »
22nd, December 2008
Reviews
"Small Fire Causes Minimal Damage" - Times (Munster, Ind.)
"Small Fire Causes Minimal Damage" - Times (Munster, Ind.) More »
22nd, December 2008
Photojournalism
1
Hailing A Sedan Chair For Caroline Kennedy
Caroline Kennedy does not appoint a designated cab hailer. More »
22nd, December 2008
Strange But True
Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show Does David Lynch's Blue Velvet
Sing along for Jeeeesuz - or else they'll getcha! More »
22nd, December 2008
Strange But True
3
Bagpipe Player Arrested For Playing 'Distressing' Music
"People are prejudice against the bagpipes" More »
22nd, December 2008
Reviews
1
Winners And Losers In X Factor Street Names Olympics
Local Government Network wants X Factor-style contests to name public places More »
22nd, December 2008
Celebrities
The Marlon Brando Proof House, On QVC
He wanted to sell a product on the shopping channel QVC, possibly earthquakeproof houses or imported silk” More »
22nd, December 2008
Celebrities
I Am the Paulrus: Electric Arguments With John Lennon
A look at Paul McCartney's musical guises More »
