Rod Blagojevich Is A Non-Republican
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Snow Orange: Peter Andre and Jordan's Christmas Panto
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Riling Peter Falk Til He Snaps
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KidzSafe: Turkey Showcases New Child Protection Device
Cihan Sevinc is locked in a safe, snug and safe... More »
David Beckham's New Team-Mate Can't Wait To See Him In The Showers
Only a select group of people know what Beckham is packing down there More »
World Pie-Eating Champion Crowned
Fred Wyatt ate all the pies More »
Mark Lawrenson Predicts Robbie Keane To Win Golden Boot
What’s he done to upset the famously stoic Liverpudlians? More »
Princess Diana Returns To Finger Phil In Winston Raid
CIA evidence on Diana death and Phil's raid on Paris gem store More »
Detroit Lions edge closer to the wrong kind of "perfect season"
No NFL team has ever finished the regular season with a 0-16 record More »
Tiger Woods displeased with foul-mouthed caddy
Woods can't bear negative publicity. He has already sacked one caddy, Fluff Cowan, for getting too close to the gentlemen of the press More »
Lady Dalai Lama: Sir Paul McCartney Takes Over Buddhism
Paul McCartney knows best More »
Japanese Men Don't Bounce
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Goldman Sachs Looks After Goldman Sachs
When you lose clients' money pay yourself more More »
Cake Nazi: No Cake For You Little Adolf Hitler Campbell
Pushy parents want three year old to take over the vorld More »
Madeleine McCann: Promoting Goncalo Amaral's Stocking Filler
Lots of chatter but no hint of a crime More »
100 Greatest Living Geniuses: Osama And Bill Gates Tie
Marks out of 10 for: paradigm shifting; popular acclaim; intellectual power; achievement and cultural importance. More »
Those Newspaper Equations In Full: The Perfect Orgasm Formula
The equation reads: X = (D+KY)^2/sin(PG-1) More »
Look It George Bush, He's Got Saddam's Head
Look out Bushy - he's got head! More »
Fast Food Rivals React To Burger King Perfume
Subway’s signature odour comes in a handy 3meter high dispenser... More »
God Versus Santa: Fight
What's the difference between God and Santa? More »