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10th, December 2008 Sports 5

Vinnie Jones Is Done In Sixty Seconds

Jones 'The Thesp' joins the Wimbledon Dodgers More »

10th, December 2008 Celebrities

The New Suri Cruise Doll

Each doll comes with a stock of phrases More »

10th, December 2008 Key Posts 25

Shannon Matthews And The Taxis Of Evil

How evil Karen Matthews became Robert Mugabe's golden drummer girl More »

9th, December 2008 Money

End Uemployment Obama: Declare More Wars

Note to Obama: unemployment falls in times of global conflict More »

9th, December 2008 Reviews 2

Rod Blagojevich Is Bleeping Golden.

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9th, December 2008 Strange But True 1

Odd Spots: Mounting Squirrels And Winning With Cardboard

You can mount a squirrel More »

9th, December 2008 Money 3

Banana Monarchy: Britain Is Bigger Credit Risk Than McDonald's

Shun Brown's humbug and invest in a McDonald's More »

9th, December 2008 Celebrities

Lily Allen Watch: Lily Allen Snarls At Katy Perry

"It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!" More »

9th, December 2008 Politicians

Getting Her Wet For Romanian Politics

Getting wet for Romanian politics More »

9th, December 2008 Celebrities

Peaches Geldof Goes Down Like A Led Zeppellin

It's issue 00 of Peaches Geldof's Disappear here magazine More »

9th, December 2008 Reviews

Anorak Should Team Up With Instapundit And 28 Others

A stand-alone commentator can’t keep up with a team of pro writers cranking out up to 30 posts a day More »

9th, December 2008 Reviews

Al Gore Leader of Obama's Greenshirts

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9th, December 2008 Key Posts 8

It's 3am And Barack Obama Is Call Screening

India is on the phone. India’s foreign minister is on Pakistan's line one More »

9th, December 2008 Politicians

The Rubber Barack Obama Worsens Before It Improves

I once had a set of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky figures More »

9th, December 2008 Strange But True 2

China: Man Ruptures Lover's Ear With Kiss

The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear More »

9th, December 2008 Strange But True 1

Vince Marinello Should Have Typed His List

Always write your murder list in Excel More »

9th, December 2008 Reviews

Blackwater And Other Fairystories

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9th, December 2008 Strange But True

70-Year-Old Rajo Dev Gives Birth In India

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9th, December 2008 Reviews 4

Emo Mother Nature Commits Suicide, Warmists Sue Big Oil

Mother nature tops herself for Tim Flannery More »

9th, December 2008 Key Posts 1

After Beijing: A Mongolian Legacy For London 2012

London is hung out to dry More »

9th, December 2008 Sports

What's More Dangerous: Biking Or Jogging?

Is riding a motorcycle at great speed more or less dangerous than joggin? Discuss More »

9th, December 2008 Reviews

Why Online Is Not The New York Times Rolling Stone Solution

Online will not save dying big brand publishers More »

9th, December 2008 Politicians

Plane Stupid Greenshirts Look To The Cold And Grey Skies

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9th, December 2008 Strange But True 3

Oliver Postgate, Creator of Bagpuss, Clangers, Nogging The Nog And Ivor RIP

Oliver Postage dies More »

9th, December 2008 Sports 1

Death Of The Wags: A Play

He is holding what appears to be a large knitting needle. “Day-viiiid,” its screeches. “Dayyyyyyyy-vid!" More »