Robert Fisk Leaves Indy To Write For The Daily Star
Fisk has taken a step in the world of journalism, moving up from the faux Tabloid Indy to the true tabloid Dail Star More »
Perks Of Being Old: Shoplift To Beat The Recession
On the island of Hokkaido 3 OAPs are arrested for every two teenagers nicked More »
A Barbecue At The Petting Zoo
The Petting Zoo is having a barbecue. Bring your own More »
Margaret And Helen Say Shut The Hell Up Sarah Palin
I thought I was done. Really I did. Damn it to hell. She's back More »
The Boob Job Piggy Bank
The Boob Job piggy bank is rock hard - just like a genuine fake breast More »
Obama's Loaded In A Buyer's Market
Bush "has poised America for a diplomatic rebound, which the next administration will get the credit for carrying out" More »
Police Give Arsonist Lager
"Wonders will never cease. Does this mean that if you turn up at a police station and ask for alcohol you might get a drink?" More »
Jill Dando Murder: Supporting Barry George's Fight For Compensation
George is famous for being the one man we know for certain (it’s been established in a court of law) did not kill BBC presenter Jill Dando More »
Keep It Civil: Amy Winehouse's Star-Boxed Lover Leaves Her High And Dry
He loves her enough to let her go. That’s love. It’s like a modern day Romeo and Juliet with dirtier fingernails More »
The Shannon Matthews Christmas Gift Range
The Shannon Matthews Doll can be whatever you want it to be - but it can never be lost! More »
Gordon Brown: The Downfall: Ein Video
What did you do in the war on poverty, papa? Did you invest in plasma..? More »
Obama Anonymous Clubs Spring Up Across America
My name is ... and I am addicted to talking about Barack Obama and organising communities... More »
Sadistic Police Give Freezing Cold Drunk Women Flip-Flops
"Sometimes people get drunk and you see them carrying footwear which is inappropriate" More »
The 10 Best George Bush Photos Ever
George Bush - you'll miss him when he's gone. The best photos from his rain/reign/rein/reegn... More »
Mumbai Massacre: What Azam Amir Kasav Knows
Massacre in Mumbai. One prisoner has been identified. He's called Azam Amir Kasav More »
Canadians Wants More Blacks To Catch Cystic Fibrosis
Ottawa University pulls out of fundraiser for cystic fibrosis because it only affects white people More »
Miracle Teeth Whitening Product
I had terrible teeth (see picture left). My teeth looked like two thin lips More »
Madeleine McCann: The Story So Far
Madeleine McCann: All the news coverage so far More »
Uses For Cats: Woman Uses Them As A Living Blanket
Credit then to Mary Phillips, an 84-year-old woman who tried to keep warm by getting her 66 cats to lay on her More »