25th, August 2020
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Transfer Balls: Pogba to stay at Manchester United as Real Madrid run out of cash

Madeleine McCann: Christian Brueckner's pal, hope boosted, and two blond men

Manchester Untied captain Harry Maguire 'threw a swing' in Mykonos

Transfer Balls: Gareth Bale back to Spurs (not Manchester United) and Gabriel to Arsenal (soon)
20th, August 2020
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Disaster prone Boeing 737 Max is gone; all hail the Boeing 737-8 (the same plane with a new name)

Arsenal launch 2020-21 kit with shades of Harry Potter, a naked David Seaman and Kieran Tierney holding a carrier bag

The Government and Ofqual cheat at exams because they get away with it every year

Boy snorted out plastic Lego piece stuck in his nose for two years

A-Level disasters: Gavin Williamson's enema sees education secretary buried in a matchbox

The Age of Mitigating Circumstances: Scotland decides not to shaft 75,000 children over exam results

Summer and indoors sunglasses to keep the sun and people at the right distance

Beyond Parody; Independent fooled by Toby Young's spoof Covid-19 'dating site'

BBC Breakfast turns migrants Channel crossing into a would-be snuff movie
10th, August 2020
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Transfer Balls: Jadon Shancho to Manchester United for £50m, £108m and a moving weekly wage

Dawn Butler: Labour MP complains about racial profiling; Jews forced out of Labour nod
