

Transfer balls: Chelsea and Man United in race to stop Arsenal getting Morata (again)

Liverpool: lying police charge man in Hillsborough T-shirt with public order offence

Higuain Watch: striker demands Chelsea, wants Liverpool, shuns Manchester United, signs for Arsenal, moves nowhere

Liverpool balls: Nathaniel Clyne didn't say England's defence is a 'major weakness'

Jamie Vardy and 'brassy' Becky are no classy Charles and Camilla: a Daily Mail hatchet job

Butcher promises: 'Eating bacon reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100%'
