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5th, September 2015
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Manchester United bid £21m for Martial a week before the transfer deadline

China TV news lolz: mistakes Fleshlight sex toy for rare edible mushroom

Hurrah for the migrants: Daily Mail cheers for murderous, scrounging asylum-seeking scum

X Factor: you don't have to be stoned like Wiz Khalifa to watch it but it helps

Video: man with the 19-inch penis goes the way of the three-breasted woman

Who was the best Hannibal Lecter: watch Cox, Hopkins and Mikkelsen go head to head
4th, September 2015
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Manchester United news: Sir Alex Ferguson says too much displine cost United titles

Manchester United: De Gea takes the clickbait and signs a new Old Trafford contract

Manchester United: 'serious questions' over Anthony Martial as Van Gaal drowns his sorrows

Manchester United balls: Anthony Martial and Louis Van Gaal's missing warning
