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10th, August 2015
Manchester City
Transfer Balls: Manchester City makes Chelsea reject De Bruyne one of their own
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10th, August 2015
Sports
Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs And Manchester United fans are mugs: 5 things we learned from the Daily Telegraph's bullshit.com football reports
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8th, August 2015
Arsenal
Transfer Balls: Karim Benzema denies the Daily Telegraph and makes Arsenal wait beyond 'Friday'
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8th, August 2015
Chelsea
Transfer Balls: Manchester City will get Kevin de Bryune for £45m, West Brom go for Salomon Rondon and stunning Chelsea news
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