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18th, May 2015 Reviews 1

Mother of three found guilty of raping sleeping man

Chantae Marie Gilman, 28, admitted climbing on top of a sleeping man and raping him. Gilman, a 16-stone mother to three, says she can't recall anything. .. More »

18th, May 2015 manchester united

Manchester United: watch Louis van Gaal sing about Louis Van Gaal

Louis Van Gaal on Louis Van Gaal.... More »

18th, May 2015 Reviews

Dominique Sharpton wants $5m for sprained ankle - bravely hikes up mountain on holiday

Al Sharpton's daughter Dominique Sharpton, 28, is suing the city of New York for allegely spraining her ankle on a wonky pavement.... More »

18th, May 2015 Reviews

Anti-Semitism: Greek town erases Star of David from Holocaust memorial

Officials at the Greek port of Kavala were scheduled to unveil a memorial to Jewish victims of the Holocaust - 1,484 Jews in the city were murdered by the Nazis. But the burgers won't show the tribute to the dead because the monument features a Star of David... More »

18th, May 2015 Politicians

Hull City's drug-taking Jake Livermore could be a journalist for the Sun

The Sun says "Good riddance" to Hull City's Jake Livermore who faces the "sack over drugs shame". A routine drugs test revealed traces of cocaine on Livermore's urine. The club suspended him. His future is uncertain... More »

17th, May 2015 Strange But True

Trophy Scarves: black artist wears white women for status and power (photos)

Trophy Scarves sees Nate Hill photograph himself "[sporting] white women for status and power".... More »

17th, May 2015 Strange But True

This bird makes everyone laugh like a supervillain

It's infectious. The bird laughs like a supervillain. Then everyone else is parroting it.... More »

17th, May 2015 Arsenal

Watch Manchester United's Phil Jones tackle Arsenal's Giroud with his face

Watch it again and again and again.... More »

17th, May 2015 Reviews

Biased BBC: The Pope did not call Mahmoud Abbas an 'angel of peace'

According to the BBC, Pope Francis called Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas “an angel of peace” while presenting him with a gift... More »

17th, May 2015 Reviews

Westminster Paedo inquiry will publish final report when everyone implicated in it is dead

The Sunday Times says the inquiry into historic sex abuse will publish its findings in...2023. Phew!... More »

17th, May 2015 Strange But True

Photos of the Star Trek flat for sale after owner was jailed for sex crimes

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17th, May 2015 manchester united

Transfer Balls: Gareth Bale's money men seduce Manchester United

Gareth Bale wants to leave Real Madrid, reports the Sunday Times. The paper says Bale is "angling" for a return to the Premier League. And only Manchester United, Manchester City or Chelsea could afford him.... More »

17th, May 2015 Reviews

Ben Needham: If is the only word as Kerry keeps asking and gypsies are watched

Ben Needham is back in the news. Ben’s mother Kerry has been on the TV in Greece. She's still hunting for her son who vanished 24 years ago. A new photo is doing the rounds. It was emailed to Kerry and British police? Is it Ben? ... More »

16th, May 2015 Reviews

Juxtaposition fail: Florida Times-Union slaps gun show sticker over shooting story

This Friday Florida Times-Union front page features a gun show sticker by a story of a shooting. ... More »

16th, May 2015 Reviews

Observer Food Monthly exposes cover model's eating problem

Observer Food Monthly highlight the 'worst aim ever': More »

16th, May 2015 Politicians

Westminster Paedos: Tory MP Alexander Victor Edward Paulet Montagu secret sex crimes against children

The Times has news that an MP who abused boy in 1970s let off with a police caution.... More »

16th, May 2015 manchester united

Manchester United: Losing David De Gea Shows How Weak The Team Is

Manchester United's David de Gea continues to dither over a new £200,000-a-week contact (well, so says the Times; the same contract is valued at £140,000-a-week in the Daily Mirror).... More »

16th, May 2015 Celebrities

Robin Thicke's mum and dad have sex to his music

Sexy times at Chez Thicke, where Robin Thicke's dad Alan, 68, and wife, Tanya Callau, 40, are talking about their sex lives. News is that they like to have Robin in the room, aurally speaking... More »

16th, May 2015 Strange But True

Essex police wait 23 days for drugs dealer to use the toilet

Public Health England cites Sy Allen, 30, arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply class A drugs on March 31. Police belived Allen, of Wood Green, London, had secreted drugs inide his body.... More »

16th, May 2015 Reviews

Intruder 'looking for teenage girl' accidentally groped her dad

To Dickson, Tennessee, where Corey Huddleston, 52, is charged with aggravated burglary and sexual battery. Huddleston is accused of going to the home of Bret and Elizabeth Cutrell and behaving badly.... More »

16th, May 2015 Politicians

'Slick' Chuka Umunna reinvents himself as indecisive and insecure

When Chuka Umunna annunced his decsiosn to stand as Labour leader, he adressed the electorate with his video... More »

16th, May 2015 Sports

Cocaine Is For Dopes: Hull City's Jake Livermore Caught Cheating

Hull City's Jake Livermore has tested positive for cocaine. Livermore was randomly tested after Hull had beaten Crystal Palace 2-0 on April 25. His club manager Steve is “devastated”. Livermore, a £8m signing from Tottenham, has been suspended by the club... More »

15th, May 2015 Liverpool

Liverpool: Steven Gerrard’s hair evolution mapped out in football stickers (photo)

There we were, busy painstakingly compiling a season-by-season photographic retrospective appraisal of Steven Gerrard’s 17-year hair portfolio only for the bloody BBC to go and steal our thunder by cobbling this little beauty together… More »

14th, May 2015 Reviews

Thom Yorke Not John Terry Is On The Cover Of An Iranian Sex Help Manual

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14th, May 2015 Key Posts

My life as a Californian sex doll doctor (photos and video)

RealDoll's take one helluva pounding. And Slade's job is to go in there and make the rough, broken and chaffed smoother than a rubber glove... More »