14th, May 2015
The Consumer
You can now spend your money to send farts in a jar - a Jart - through the post. For $10 plus shipping, you can send a crispy, airy, or juicy blow off and a note to your mother / enemy / lover... More »
The story is that Manchester United and England's Chris Smalling's garden hot tub caught fire. The Sun says Smalling wasn't at his Bowdon, Altrincham, home at the time. The fire was spotted by a passing police car... More »
A Philadelphia-area man is looking for a new digs. The 70-something year old - described as one of the “more mobile gentleman” - was kicked out of his Norristown assisted living facility for hiding a prostitute under his bed.... More »
13th, May 2015
Reviews
To the Traunstein to Munich train, Germany, where a vegetatian, 29, has been driven berserk by the smell of meat.... More »
In the year to June 2014, Abramovich's loan rose from £984m to £1,041,243,000. More »
Lord Greville Janner: a look at reporting on the beleaguered Labour peer... More »
Quote of the week comes to use via the Daily Express. The paper's report on a travel "nightmare" at London's Clapham Juncion station is headlined: "Commuters brawl as power cuts halt trains"... More »
12th, May 2015
Books
Artist Jesse England's “E-Book Backup” project sees him photocopy his Kindle version of George Orwell’s 1984. He photocopied every page, one by one. Eh then uploaded the scanned copy to his Kindle... More »
Is Pep Guardiola heading to become the next manager of Manchester City? The Sun has been relating the story. ... More »
11th, May 2015
Strange But True
The man on a train from China to Tibet has secreted heroin inside his foreskin... More »
The polls got it wrong. The Conservative Party won the General Election. But one poll you never saw was spot on-ish... More »
11th, May 2015
Reviews
A Welsh bus company has used a topless woman to encourage wa*kers (that's not just 'walkers' - ed) to "Ride Me All Day For £3”.... More »
The Tab wanted to answer the question: "Is vandalising a war memorial ever OK?"... More »
ould you treat your child with marijuana? Alex Repetski gives his two-year-old daughter Gwenevere oil-based medical marijuana to help control her seizures... More »
Lord Janner: A look at Labour peer Greville Janner and allegations that he abused children. He says he's innocent... More »
Transfer Balls spots Paul Pogba news. Manchester City are celebrating a Tory win in the General Election by offering Paul Pogba £250,000 per week – net – to pick them (top rate of tax: 40%), Real Madrid (tax optional, allegedly), Chelsea, Barcelona (tax?) Manchester United and Paris Saint-Germain (top rate: 75%)... More »
11th, May 2015
Celebrities
Owen Wilson likes to say “Wow”. Indeed, if the script contains enough 'wow', Owen Wilson is in. Had William Shakespeare wrote "Wow, to be or not to be" or 'Wow is that a dagger?", Wilson would have been a fine stage actor.... More »
“It's just wrong," says the mother of a student at University of California, San Diego. "Is this the memory that my daughter's going to carry with her for the rest of her life? ... More »
Everything you needed to know about how stupid the high-brow newspapers think tabloid readers, everyone on the web and the youth are is encapsulated in an Independent headline... This interview with Russell Brand could well win Ed Miliband the next General Election... More »
10th, May 2015
Politicians
How do readers of The Guardian live with a Tory victory in the General Eleection? That question is rhetorical The answer is: draw faces on fruit... More »
Transfer Balls hears that stylish Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola, 44, has decided that Qatar-owned Manchester City will be his next job. Well, so reports Qatari-owned BeIn Sports... More »
10th, May 2015
Reviews
Alex Garrod’s 11-year-old son Harry was asked to respond to an unusual homework question delivered by Eastchurch Primary School in Sheerness... More »
To Florida, where high school principal Krista Morton has been caught in a car with an 18-year-old student and marijuana – "her shirt was unbuttoned".... More »
