Transfer balls: Victor Wanyama says the Sun's story on his move to Arsenal is bunkum
Transfer Balls: Is Southampton's heading to Arsenal? The Sun says he might be. The story tells readers... More »
Lord Janner is accused of a 'lifetime of noncing' in The Sun
Rod Liddle has few words to say about Lord Janner, the Labour peer accused of sexually abusing children. Janner won't be standing trial for alleged offences because the judiciary say his dementia is so far advanced he won't understand what's going on in court. Janner denies any wrongdoing... More »
Earth Day co-founder killed girlfriend and buried her in Styrofoam
Earth Day was co-founded by Ira Einhorn, who was master of ceremonies at the first Earth Day in 1970. The man nicknamed 'The Unicorn' is in prison, serving a life tarrif for murdering his ex-lover Holly Maddux... More »
Diner finds used sink plug in her Hog's Breath salad
The diner at Brisbane, Australia's Hog's Breath Cafe got an old plug in her salad. You have to wonder what vegetable the chef think the plug resembles?... More »
Now Aston Villa's Jack Grealish is famous the tabloids set about murdering him
So good was Jack Grealish for Aston Villa during their FA Cup semi-final win over Liverpool that the Sun has decided to damage him... More »
Dash Cam video of Marana Arizona Police cruiser running over suspect
With bullets in short supply, US police forces have taken to apprehending perps in less traditional fashion... More »
Denmark outlaw bestiality: animal sex tourists see pet brothels closed
In Denmark bestiality is now banned. The country's MPs voted 91-75 in favour of a ban. Five abstained... More »
Discover why in 1977 The Woodlands was 'The Safest Town In America' (Video)
In 1977, The Woodlands, a suburb of Houston, was the Safest town in America... More »
Watch drunk-driving bikini-clad grandma take police sobriety test as grandson waits in car
To Florida, where Paricia Ebel, 49, has been busted for alleged drunk-driving. Ebel, was taking her 10-year-old son home after a day at the pool out when she crashed her BMW into a car stopped at a red light.... More »
Watch the video that plays inside the lifts at the new World Trade Center building
You even get a glimpse of the doomed tower... More »
Belle Gibson doesn't have cancer: magnetic therapists can be wrong
Belle Gibson does not have brain cancer. She never did. Belle Gibson is a "wellness blogger" who is very well indeed.... More »
Manchester United spend only 50% of their turnover on wages
Were Manchester United right to get rid of David Moyes as manager after a mere 10 months in charge? It was hasty. But then, the average tenure of all current Premier League managers is 1.57 years. .. More »
Modern sex: long lost brother and sister meet on Tinder
After 16 years apart a brother and sister have been reunited on Tinder, the dating app. He looked at her. She looked at him. Thoughts turned to sex.... More »
Marijuana activists fly De Blasio 420 banner one day too late
Hats off to Animal New York and Josh Simenhoff for flying a pro-marijuana banner over Manhattan. .. More »
Injury Balls: Chelsea miracle as Diego Costa defies the tabloids
Football Balls looks at reporting on the Chelsea forward line going into the weekend's match with Arsenal... More »
Transfer Balls: Manchester United's De Gea is leaving after signing a new deal with two clubs
Transfer Balls: The Daily Mirror leads with news that Manchester United's David De Gea is leaving the club. The story is that Man United are "convinced the Spanish keeper has made his mind up to quit Old Trafford"... More »
#KylieJennerChallenge photos: put your lips together and suck like a Kardashian
All you kids need to be a Kardashian is a jar, lips and the ability to suck very hard. That jar's not for tips after the lips and sucking have worked their magic; it's to place over your mouth.... More »
There's a gay version of Hooters called Tallywackers
America is all about equlity. There's even a gay version of Hooters. It's not called Cooters (blame Old Mr Anorak for that arcane suggestion), Knobs or Gonads. It's called... Tallywackers. And if you answer this ad on Craigslist., who can be catching a chill in Dallas’ "Newest and most exciting place to be”.... More »
Florida Grandpa's obituary asks you not to vote for Hillary Clinton
Grandpa is dead. Larry Upright's dying wish is that you do not vote for Hilary Clinton... More »
Pulitzer Prize winner gives up journalism for better paid job in publicity
Fancy a career in journalism? Before taking the plunge, speak with the Daily Breeze’s Rob Kuznia.... More »
Lord Janner: getting away with murder
Westminster paedos: a look at the reporting on allegations VIPs abused children and got away with it in the 1960s-1980s. All eyes are on Greville Janner.... More »
Tamworth boy gets stuck inside Minion machine
When Henry Howes failed to grab the Minion's head with a metal claw, he was disapointed. Henry reached inside the hatch in a bid to grab the Despicable Me toy. He slid all the way inside... More »
Transfer Balls: Sami Khedira's Arsenal agreement is worthless
Transfer Balls spots the Daily Star's news that Sami Khedira has delived a "blow to Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United"... More »