Transfer balls: Manchester United are selling their captain
The Daily Mirror leads with news that Manchester United are to rid themnslves of £200,000-a-week Robin van Persie. United will replace RVP with PSG’s Edinson Cavani... Really? More »
7th, April 2015
manchester united
7th, April 2015
Celebrities
Thought of the Day: Blue Verse, by W.H. Auden
There was a young poet whose sex, Was aroused by aesthetic effects... More »
7th, April 2015
Reviews
Valentina Tereshkova's Dream: a lovely film on the first woman in space
In 1963 Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman to go into space. Fifty years later, she gave the interview which forms the basis of this film... More »
7th, April 2015
Sports
New Watch: Arsenal sign the news Lionel Messi
New Watch: an occasional column looking at footballers described as being the 'new' versions of an established world star... More »
7th, April 2015
Music
Rolling Stone: A Rape on Campus is ok but a bad Hootie And The Blowfish review will get you fired
What gets you fired from Rolling Stone magazine? A story that wrongly branded a frat house violent gang rapists will not get your fired. But a bad review of Hootie and the Blowfish might... More »
7th, April 2015
Liverpool
2 Transfer Balls: Raheem Sterling to Real Madrid as 'mid-table' Liverpool look for cash
Transfer Balls looks at Raheem Sterling in today's news. It's going to be a busy summer for the Liverpool striker. To save you the bother of reading a myriad different publications, we'll round-up... More »
7th, April 2015
Celebrities
Casey Batchelor raffles off her new breasts
The Sun has replaced Page 3 and most of Page 2 with the story on Casey Batchelor, a toppless stunna last seen in public frotting a member of middle-aged boyband Blue on Celebrity Big Brother. .. More »
6th, April 2015
Reviews
Rolling Stone and the lie deniers: the unjust 'choose to believe' Jackie's tall story
Jessica Valenti has lots to say about the Rolling Stone story on Jackie, the woman who claimed she'd been gang raped at a University of Virginia frat house in a sickening attack.... More »
6th, April 2015
Arsenal
Arsenal balls: Mesut Ozil makes mugs of the experts
Redknapp tells his Daily Mail readers that "Mesut Ozil is an easy target for ex-pros and pundits..." More »
6th, April 2015
Reviews
Sabrina Rubin Erdely apologises to everyone except the frat she falsely branded as violent gang rapists
Sabrina Rubin Erdely, notorious author of Rolling Stone magazine about a rape at a University of Virginia fraternity, has issued a statement. You can read it in full below. And when you do, look out for her apologising to the victims... More »
6th, April 2015
manchester united
Want to see a video of Manchester United player Marcos Rojo's one-man sex tape?
PSST! Want to see a video of Manchester United star Marcos Rojo masturbating? No, us neither. But the Times, 34, alleges Rojo, 25, sent Sarah Watson just such a recording, along with "explicit messages" and photos.... More »
6th, April 2015
Celebrities
Joey Essex and Amy Childs woo young Thatcherites
The Sun has secured two people to speak up for "hard-working Brits". Miners, carehome workers, northerners and cleaning women were hard to find, so they found the next best workaholics: Joey Essex and Amy Childs off TV's The Only Way Is Essex... More »
6th, April 2015
Liverpool
1 Football's morality: Liverpool's Raheem Sterling is a fair-weather friend
Writing in the Times, Rory Smith nails Raheem Sterling's issue with Liverpool... More »
5th, April 2015
In Pictures
1 Kosher Crucifix Eggs and other Easter fails
Easter time means chocolate eggs, or Lucifer's testicles, as one Church calls them. You'd best play it safe and get your hands on some crucifix-adorned chocolate Easter eggs - which are kosher... More »
5th, April 2015
In Pictures
The Constructed Family: an artist confronts her disturbing past through haunting mannequins
olish-born artist Ursula Sokolowska captures the “helplessness, excommunication, and constant movement” of her childhood in “The Constructed Family”... More »
5th, April 2015
The Consumer
You can buy 3D chocolate Easter eggs of your face
ust in time for Easter, Bompas & Parr invites you to explore the possibilities of the world’s first anatomical Easter eggs – in the shape of your own face!... More »
5th, April 2015
Celebrities
Passsive-aggressive bragging from Ben Fogle in the Sunday Times
The Sunday Times' "Relative Values" feature focues on famous relations. This week, the paper looks at TV presenter Ben Fogle and his father, Bruce.... More »
5th, April 2015
Strange But True
Police arrest Easter Bunny for distributing meth
One more reason to mistrust the Easter Bunny: Police in Tahlequah, Oklahoma, parade one Easter Bunny stuffed with $30,000 worth of meth... More »
5th, April 2015
Liverpool
Liverpool: Rodgers defends the 'boy' Sterling by questioning his intellect
Raheem Sterling is all over the Sunday sports sections. The Liverpool tyro - Liverpool's best player in their 4-1 defeat to Arsenal - is going nowhere... More »
4th, April 2015
Liverpool
Liverpool balls: Daniel Sturridge follows Arsenal defeat with a call to party
Tactful stuff from Liverpool's well-paid forward... More »
4th, April 2015
Celebrities
The Lucille Ball Statue Is Utterly Horrific
Do you love Lucille Ball? If you do, then you can join the Facebook page 'We Love Lucy! Get Rid of this Statue'... More »
4th, April 2015
Arsenal
Transfer balls: Raheem Sterling thinks Manchester United and Arsenal are better than Liverpool
Can it be that Raheem Sterling, the Liverpool tyro, would leave the club to play for Manchester United? The Sun says the deal is on.... More »
4th, April 2015
Strange But True
Photos: leopard, lemurs, snakes and monkeys found in suitcase at Russian airport
To Domodedovo Airport near Moscow, Russia, were officials have pulled over a woman returning from Indonesia via Qatar.She has failed to decalre the 55 different breeds of snake, 35 lizards, turtles, six lemurs, two monkeys, two baby crocodiles and a baby leopard. More »
4th, April 2015
Celebrities
Texas trooper must undergo counselling after posing for photo with Snoop Dogg
TO TEXAS, where Snoop Dogg is in company of a police officer. Snoop's not under arrest. He's at the South by Southwest festival in Austin to entertain... More »
3rd, April 2015
Celebrities
Peter Dinklage the sex symbol: Tyron Lannister is a busty Cosplay star
It takes a lot of strapping to turn Peter Dinklage into Games of Thrones' hero Tyrion Lannister... More »
