3rd, April 2015
Reviews
Gastronauts in search of a rare treat should head to Walkerton, Indiana, the world's highest revenue restaurant.
In one day, the eatery has earned a whopping $484,600... More »
3rd, April 2015
Liverpool
Is Raheem Sterling leaving Liverpool? Is he going to play for Arsenal. Is he a greedy sh*t or a footballer who knows his worth? Questions abound on the matter of former QPR player Raheem Sterling. And the tabloids lead with the news... More »
3rd, April 2015
Reviews
Andreas Lubitz: a look at the Germanwings co-pilot in today's tabloids... More »
2nd, April 2015
Politicians
SO. Who won the Leaders Debate on ITV?
Helping you with the facts are the newspapers... More »
2nd, April 2015
Reviews
David Patterson is serving 60 days in prison for marijuana possession A Minnesota jury noted Patterson's seven pounds of marijuana and his intent to distribute it. He's clearly guilty. Only... More »
2nd, April 2015
Music
This trailer features the line:
"I don't think I'm going to be at all famous. I don't think I could handle it. I think I would go mad"... More »
2nd, April 2015
Reviews
The Daily Express says "Watching TV Gives You Diabetes"... More »
2nd, April 2015
Reviews
Yesterday we wondered if Mike Holpin really did have 40 children by 20 different women. Holpin, a jobless, feckless, self-confessed alcoholic was front-page news in the Sun and Daily Mirror... More »
1st, April 2015
Reviews
Andreas Lubitz has tumbled down the news cycle.
The Sun waits until page 27 to report on the Germanwings co-pilot who was at the controls when the plane slammed into an Alpine mountain killing all 150 people on board... More »
1st, April 2015
Arsenal
Transfer Balls: the Times says Chelsea are ready to make a move for Arsenal's Theo Walcott... More »
1st, April 2015
manchester united
Transfer balls: The Sun leads with news that Borussia Dortmund's Mats Hummels has made a "pledge" to join Manchester United. Hummels is reported to have said that Manchester United is the only non-German team he will play for... More »
31st, March 2015
Strange But True
The Daily Mail's story on the four-year-old girl who only eats yoghurt is a disappointment... More »
31st, March 2015
Reviews
Is the Bible banned? Are some bits of it, to use the dread word of the age, 'inappropriate'? Mike Overd has been told that reading bits of the Good Book aloud is offensive... More »
30th, March 2015
Reviews
Utter balls in the Press... More »
30th, March 2015
Reviews
If you wanted something to illustrate how pettty offences are now treated as full-blown crimes, we can point up to the police helicopter tracking a man suspected of riding a bicycle while drinking a bottle of wine in Llanelli, South Wales... More »
30th, March 2015
Reviews
Andreas Lubitz smiles from the front of the Daily Mirror, where the story is that the co-pilot of Germanwings Flight 9525 impregnated his lover, Kathrin Goldbach. Jeremy Armstrong says fatherhood "may have led him to crash" the plane and murder 149 people... More »
30th, March 2015
Arsenal
Transfer balls looks at the Daily Mirror's lead story: Raheem Sterling could be leaving Liverpool for life at Arsenal.... More »
29th, March 2015
Politicians
James Melville has spotted something... More »
29th, March 2015
In Pictures
Weird & Wonderful, Accrington, Lancashire, is "The North's Finest Natural History Store"... More »
29th, March 2015
Reviews
Robert Durst has been charged with the murder of Susan Berman in 2000 Durst is suspected of murdering two more people: his first wife Kathie in 1982 and Morris Black... More »
29th, March 2015
Arsenal
The Sun says Arsenal are looking to buy Southampton's Victor Wanyama for £30m contains a line to make Gunners fans smirk... More »
29th, March 2015
Chelsea
The Daily Star is reporting in an "EXCLUSIVE" that Manchester City and Chelsea want on sign Everton's Ross Barkley. The Star adds that the two clubs can have Barkleys for £50m.... More »
29th, March 2015
Reviews
The confused and absurd US drugs policy (plus stupidity) has caused a woman in West Volusia, Florida, to be arrested. An "extermely intoxicated" Michelle Sanford tried to take marijuana into the patrol car of a sergeant who offered her a ride to a safe place... More »
29th, March 2015
Politicians
To-deadline harridan Katie Hopkins invites Labour Party leader Ed Miliband to stick his wife Justine in the oven and gas her... More »
29th, March 2015
Key Posts
Did Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz see mass murder as his route to eternal fame? The BBC says he did. Maybe. It repeats a line someone billed as Maria W. gave to German tabloid Bild. The source says Lubitz told her... More »