A new highpoint for Twitter: Russell Crowe narrates the story of The Hat
It was just after dawn... More »
It was just after dawn... More »
Transfer Balls: Are Chelsea going to sell Petr Cech? Are Arsenal going to buy him? The Daily Telegraph says Chelsea might be. And Arsenal will pay £10m... More »
There's something in the air over Palmerah, a sub-district of West Jakarta. And that something is the sweet-smelling smoke from a 3.3-ton heap of marijuana... More »
Baker Tannick Tavolaro's “Gods” and “Goddesses” cakes are in the forms of two obese people fashioned from gingerbread and chocolate mouse enrobed in dark chocolate. The tips of their primary sexual characteristics are in a pink fondant... More »
CAN we says that Andreas Lubitz was nuts? What about insane? Mad? What word can you use to describe the man who polityed Germanwings Flight 9525 into a mountain killing all 150 people on board?... More »
Here's why panda bears are endangered... More »
News is that Aintree racecourse wants to ban photographs of women in 'inappropriate' poses... More »
Daily Star Forum Watch: a look at highlights from the Daily Star's 'FORUM' page. Today the page turns into an contact magazine for men seeking 'cuddly' women. Mrs Hugh Jarse is away... More »
Chelsea "legend" John Terry has been talking with the Chelsea website about his apprenticeship at Stamford Bridge... More »
Anorak Towers marked the televised leadership debate in much the same way we do the Super Bowl: we went out. What did the tabloids do? Did they feature the big showdown between Labour Party leader 'Red' Ed Miliband and Tory Prime Minister 'Blue' Dave Cameron? And why was Cameron sat by a skip?... More »
We've heard many reasons why Zayn Malik left One Direction: he wanted their next song to be about crystal meth; he realised that depsite the money and the fame One Direction isn't a proper band; he bought a second album and realised that he wasn't singing The Best Song Ever; and so on... More »
Transfer Balls: So, how much is Gareth Bale worth to Manchester United, Manchester City and all the usual suspects lining up to buy the Real Madrid star? ... More »
So. How does CNN repoft the news that the co-pilot locked the pilot out off his cockopit and steered German A320 Airbus flight 4U 9525 from Barcelona to Duesseldorf and killed all 150 people on board?... More »
The Daily Star 'FORUM' is the most rewarding page in British newspapers. In today;s ediution, 'cornish blue' shares his thoughts on 'mandy page 3'... More »
The Daily Star reports that Russell Brand is the "fourth most imporant thinker". Well so says "upmaket magazine" Prospect. Brand's aim is to be entertaining. And he is. His flowery language to espouse whatever Left-wing claptrap he's just read garners lots and lots of comment... More »
The Daily Star is now the only mainstream British daily newspaper with a topless stunna on Page 3. The Star is proud of this, using the fact as its main selling point... More »
Transfer Balls looks at the affairs of West Ham United's Winston Reid... More »
Arsenal tranfer news... More »
Today Aretha Franklin turns 73. Back in 1970, the 'Queen of Soul' prefomed her her version of Otis Redding’s 1965 song Respect at the 11th Antibes Juan-Le-Pins Jazz Festival... More »
Mums and dads are invited to "turn your child's potty training milestone into a fun, interactive and successful experience". But how can you polish a turd? Why, with Poop 'n Pull. The Ultimate Potty Training Experience... More »
Liverpool news now. The Sun says that Mamadou Sakho used to speak French to his teammates. Is that good or bad? The Liverpool team that lined up against Manchester United featured five native English speakers... More »
Having been told that Radamel Falcao has been "reduced to tears" at Manchester United, the Sun leads with news that his teamamte Angel Di Maria has been told off for playing badly... More »
#NUSWomen15: Putting Policy into Action. So runs the slogan for the National Union of Students get together... More »
When Brett and Naghmeh King told the story of their son Ashya King's treatment to the Sun, the scoop was front-page news. Readers wanted to know what happened next to the desperatly ill child - Ashya is age 5 - who went on the lam from the NHS in search for alternative proton beam therapy treatment... More »
Talking Balls wonders how much Manchester United's Radamel Falcao is worth? The Colombian earns £265,000-a-week at Manchester United. Given that Harry Kane is on around £30,000 a week at Spurs, it's looks like failing Falcao is the world's most-overpaid footballer.... More »