Transfer Balls: Juan Cuadrado is soon-to-be a Chelsea player. As the Daily Star reports: Chelsea AGREE contract with £26.8m Manchester United target Juan Cuadrado Not too long ago Cuadrado was a Manchester United player, according to the papers.... More »
30th, January 2015
Reviews
"I was studying for the test when I started to have unwanted thoughts," Manny Romos, 35, told MTA police.... More »
Boris Johnson, London Mayor, shares his view on British jihadis with Sun readers: “If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w**kers. Severe onanists." More »
30th, January 2015
Fashion
1 In MIA: Soliloquy Of A Dream, Miami's Urban Beach Week is photographed by Wayne Lawrence: “Over the four-day weekend, South Beach is transformed into a frenzied atmosphere where the drama of hip-hop is played out on the city’s streets as hundreds of police stand on high alert.." More »
30th, January 2015
Key Posts
3 The Times' "Environment Editor" wants to tell Times readers about religious slaughter of animals. You might think this a religious matter, a story based on Jewish and Muslim covenants with God. But it's not. It's about welfare and civilised forms of animal slaughter.... More »
30th, January 2015
TV & Radio
BBC Worldwide is looking to launch BBC Brit. What will it be about? What is being a Brit?... More »
Transfer Balls: It's been busy January transfer window for Arsenal. Gabriel Paulista signed. Krystian Bielik signed. But regular readers will know that the mainstream Press have told us that Arsenal are signing - get his - 65 players. Let's see who else is is on their way... More »
Transfer Balls: Yesterday the Daily Express reported that Chelsea had sold Andre Schurrle to Dortmund for £27m... More »
29th, January 2015
Sports
Tennis used to feature no swearing at all. The previous 'verbals' highlight was John McEnroe asking if "you can be serious" and screaming about "chalk dust". If you wanted to learn how to swear you had to watch the football... More »
Once again, Manchester United have been barracked by all and sundry over their dreadful season ticket policy which requires all holders to buy mandatory tickets for the upcoming FA Cup replay against Cambridge United... More »
29th, January 2015
Key Posts
Ever eat at Noma, "the world's best restaurant". Noma's based at the Oriantal Mandarin hotel in Tokyo, Japan... More »
Transfer Balls: a look at football rumour, speculation and made-up bilge being presented as fact by the mainstream media... More »
Transfer Balls: it's the Daily Paul Pogba. let's see what utter balls the mainstream media is reporting on Pogba, the Juventus player... More »
29th, January 2015
Reviews
Big news in the Plymouth Herald... More »
The Daily Mirror has transcribed Gareth Bale's interview on Spanish radio. It wasn't all that hard: Bale spoke in fluent English, throughout... More »
29th, January 2015
Key Posts
Jamie Reynolds, 23, murdered 17-year-old Georgia Williams. He was sentenved to life imprisonment. In sentencing Reynolds at Stafford Crown Court, Mr Justice Alan Wilkie told him he "had the potential to progressing to become a serial killer".... More »
Well, has a "girl of eight found a cancer cure"? The Daily Mail wants to know on its page 5... More »
29th, January 2015
Politicians
Anyone with £24.98 to spare (What's that in euros? - ed) can invest in a Nigel Farage 'politically incorrect' garden gnome... More »
28th, January 2015
Celebrities
2 Compare and contrast the views of Amal Clooney, wife to actor George Clooney... More »
The Sun has news of pneumatic Playboy model Loredana Chivu (as seen above): Playboy model’s dad killed himself after daughter's nude shoot... More »
They all are Charlie Hebdo. But none want to be him... More »
To Lubbock, Texas, where students at Texas Tech University are trying to protect a giant snow penis - 11 feet tall! - from the bulldozer. More »
28th, January 2015
The Consumer
Home to a splendid residence which offers four bedrooms, two bathrooms and additional guest residence, you’ll soon feel at home on this magnificent coral island. ... More »
Hollwyood has run dry of ideas when you get the third film Ghostsbusters made with an all-female cast. The Hollywood Reporter notes... More »
This March the High Court will review the evidence that during the period of 2000 to 2006 the Daily Mirror, Sunday Mirror and Sunday People hacked phones... More »
