Arsenal Transfer Balls: Marco Reues, Sami Khedira are two of 48 new signings and COUNTING
Arsenal Transfer Balls: let's catch-up on what players are being signed by Arsenal in the Janaury 2014 Trasnfer Window. The Press are never wrong. .. More »
7th, January 2015
Arsenal
7th, January 2015
Reviews
Nazi Hunters target Derbyshire after Swastika: life imitates Alan Stoob
To Derbyshire, where Nazi hunting police are investigating a "hate crime". A swastika was drawn in snow... More »
7th, January 2015
Liverpool
Liverpool Transfer Balls: Karim Benzema and nine other players kickstart the Anfield revolution
More utter to-deadline balls from the reliable mainstream Press... More »
7th, January 2015
Sports
Rabbit tennis: Lycra suits are designed to give racing camels the edge
“The full body suit can help racing camels run faster, while the cream of the species entered into camel beauty contests will have the ability to stand taller after using the suit,” says Abu Dhabi's Al Shibla Middle East... More »
6th, January 2015
Sports
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Transfer Balls: Manchester United buy Chelsea fan Paul Pogba for £21m more than he's worth
Transfer Balls: So. Paul Pogba, the France and Juventus footballer. What's he up to?... More »
6th, January 2015
Celebrities
1 Your chance to own David Bowie's teeth (with in-depth analysis)
Dental artist Jessine Hein has created dentures of David Bowie’s old teeth from acrylics, plaster and acrylic paint... More »
6th, January 2015
Reviews
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Free Speech: British Police admit trawling for thought crimes
Terrifying stuff. But not to worry. The police will only persecute you for thinking unthinkable things and saying unsayable things if you are not on message*... More »
6th, January 2015
Liverpool
Liverpool Balls: Steven Gerrard misses the pink
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard is leaving the club at this season's end. That means we will have five long months of tributes to 'Stevie G'. Today's words to the wise are from the BBC' commentator Guy Mowbray.... More »
6th, January 2015
Reviews
Bernard Jordan has died: the D-Day veteran who did extraordinary things
Bernard Jordan has died. He was 90. Mr Jordan was famous for playing truant from his nursing home to attend the 70th anniversary D-Day commemorations in France... More »
6th, January 2015
Strange But True
Just as lingerie turns on human males, tiny jackets do the same for male rats
Just as lingerie turns on human males, tiny jackets do the same for male rats... More »
6th, January 2015
Reviews
Black police officer shoots himself (video)
Don't panic, people, the police have it covered... More »
6th, January 2015
Sports
Football Balls: In 1967 Leões FC posed for this great team photo
In 1967 Leões FC, based in Peniche, Portugal, posed for this great team photo. That protective headgear sported by goalkeeper on the far right shames Chelsea goalkeeper Peter Cech's helmet... More »
6th, January 2015
Reviews
Stephen Fry getting married to his boyfriend: but he's not gay
Stephen Fry is to marry Elliott Spencer. How do the paper report this joyous occassion between two consenting adults?... More »
6th, January 2015
Money
Job advert of the day: The Government needs a URL typist
Can you type a URL..? More »
6th, January 2015
Reviews
1 Prince Andrew sex scandal: Sarah Ferguson, prostitutes and what the sex slave's lover saw
Last seen allegedly pimping Prince Andrew out in a New of The World scoop (“FERGIE sells Andy for £500,000”), good old Sarah is her to keep her former husband's stock high.... More »
6th, January 2015
Arsenal
Arsenal Balls: drive begins to get rid of smoking Wojciech Szczesny
How do Arsenal get rid of their failing goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny?... More »
5th, January 2015
Arsenal
Arsenal Transfer Balls: Gunners sign the 'new Pogba', the 'new Messi' and 31 others
5th, January 2015
Reviews
Westminster paedophiles: the ridiculous link to Prince Andrew and Virginia Roberts
Westminster peadophiles: a look at news and views on the story of 'VIP paedos' in the 1970s and 1980s: Breitbart: "THE BRITISH PEOPLE MUST NOW TAKE CONTROL OF THE ESTABLISHMENT PAEDOPHILE SCANDAL"... More »
5th, January 2015
Reviews
2 Ched Evans: The things you should be thinking about
There’s a big difference between sex with an underage, but sexually mature, teen and true pedophilia. But if the latter appeals to politicians, I suspect it’s because the methodology bears such a close relationship to that employed in dealing with the electorate... More »
5th, January 2015
Sports
18 Cracking Photos Of An FA Cup Institution: The Tin-Foil FA Cup
On Pies: 18 Cracking Photos Of An FA Cup Institution: The Tin-Foil FA Cup... More »
5th, January 2015
Reviews
University of Virginia men yet to prove innocence over false rape story: the Scottsboro Boys sequel is go
The story about a gang rape on the University of Virginia campus was horrendous. It was a lie designed to prove a point and further an agenda. And it's not stopped... More »
5th, January 2015
Sports
Funny Foreigners Balls: Manchester City's Pelligrini will always be wrong
Seven minutes into Manchester City's FA Cup tie with Sheffiueld Wednesday, former England footballer Trevor Sinclair told BBC viewers... More »
5th, January 2015
Manchester City
Manchester City Transfer Balls: Ross Barkley for £45m, £200m Messi and 8 other news faces
Transfer Balls looks at players being linked to Manchester City in the January sale season. Rumour, speculation and downright balls are presented as fact by the mainstream media.... More »
5th, January 2015
Celebrities
Madonna uses dead black men to promote her Rebel Heart
If you're black, famous and dead you can promote Madonna's new album, Rebel Heart... More »
