Adele splits from Simon: let's all hate the singer who 'snubbed' chugging Bob Geldof
Beer helps you understand cancer
Beer drinkers, some good news... More »
Free Speech: Dappers Laughs cannot be killed by the student censors
When Dapper Laughs was booted off the telly for making a rape joke at a club for his paying fans, we thought it a shame.... More »
Great gifts: the 1940s 'No Name' dolls
Marketing greatness... More »
Westminster Paedophiles: Charles Napier, Peter Righton and how a convicted child abuser got work with the British Council
The web of sin and depravity... More »
Army on France streets spot the difference between Isis Islamists and the mentally ill killers
Plus ca change... More »
Twitter nark calls police on Glasgow crash joker: one man arrested
Six people died when a truck ran out of control in Glasgow. Police have one arrest. They've pinched the man who wrote a joke on Twitter... More »
BBC reporter Quentin Sommerville gets the giggles as seized drugs pile burns
Quentin Sommerville, the BBC’s Middle East correspondent, is live form a mound of smoking drugs being destroyed by authorities in Afghanistan. More »
Manspreading: the inane last dying gasp of feminism
Like us, Milo Yiannopoulos looked at the pathetic feminist outcry over ‘Manspreading’... More »
Strange happenings on holiday
Strange happenings on holiday (a paid post in partnership with Ad-Rank) More »
Seal found in Liverpool field: now find the polar bear!
Why did the seal head for a field in Merseyside? ... More »
UKIP Rotherham Christmas poster orders voters to 'Say No To The UK'
Season's greeting from the folk at UKIP Rotherham... More »
These karma Sutra-inspired lollies are a lick on a stick
Cancel the phallic Hen-night chocs and the trip to the caves at Ajanta. The “Kamasugar” lollipops by Italian artist and photographer Massimo Gammacurta are the Kama Sutra in a lick on a stick. Perfect... More »
Transfer Balls: Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool kick off 31 days of Marco Reus
This transfer season, we'll keep track of how many players have been linked to the top Premier League teams over January. Well forcus on the two most shamless exponents of Bullshit.com, the Daily Express and Daily Mirror.... More »
Child raping Police officer kept job after taking upskirt photos of children
Nick Lidstone was a Cambridgeshire Police sergeant when he was caught taking photos up children's skirts in a branch of Tesco's. He used a 'spy pen'. That was eight years ago... More »
Lance Armstrong: 'I won't cheat at golf - honest!'
Lance Armstrong, the spectacular cheat who harnsssed the power of lab technology and a good backstory to win seven Tour de France titles, says he draws the line at cheating at...golf, telling Golf Digest... More »
Westminster paedophiles: Bring back PIE and trial before arrest
Westminster peadophiles: a look at the story of a 'ring' of VIPs abusing and murdering children in the 1970s and 1980s... More »
Dead man muck-raking: FIFA told talks with Blatter
As you know, Blatter has been under gigantic amounts of pressure in recent months, all culminating from FIFA awarding the World Cups to Russia and Qatar. What didn't help was the fact that Blatter's FIFA decided to conduct an audit into the way they awarded the World Cups, which lawyer Michael Garcia completed, which was then published in part, which saw Garcia furiously accusing FIFA of misquoting him and not sharing his findings at all.... More »
Legalise guns in the UK: police electrocuting Staffordshire burglars by Taser is inhumane
Should we legalise guns in the UK? A burglary suspect has died after being shot by a Taser in Newcastle-under-Lyme. Staffordshire Police had been called to a property after receiving reports of a burglary shortly after 1am on Monday morning. The occupants had left their house, leaving the man inside. Officers discharged a Taser during the incident, but the suspected burglar became unresponsive after being taken to a police vehicle.... More »
Music fan tongues radio DJ's bumhole to win concert tickets live on air
To Chile, where DJ Paul Hip (crazy name, crazy guy) is giving away tickets to the EDM Mysteryland Festival. the contest is simple: what would you do to get the tickets? More »
Unboxing a ShitExpress delivery box
Sending a loved one a shit in a box is a neat idea. You can, of course, send your own poo. ShitExpress might one day become a cottage industry following a change in legislation (it's illegal to post human turds) triggered by a full vegetarian diet for all and 2Girls One Cup training course... More »