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3rd, December 2014 Key Posts 3

Madeleine McCann Arrests, Clues And Trolls: All The 2014 Front Pages

Madeleine McCann is the story that keeps on spinning... More »

2nd, December 2014 Film

Mark Kermode's Reviews As Painfully Honest Film Posters

We love this. Patrick Smith has used BBC Five Live’s film critic Mark Kermode's bon mots as film poster reviews.... More »

2nd, December 2014 Technology

How To Build An Electric Train On your Kitchen Table

This is how you build an electric train. with magnets, a battery, and a copper coil... More »

2nd, December 2014 Reviews 2

The List of Things Banned From UK-Made Porn

And it seems that female pleasures are the things being hit hardest... More »

2nd, December 2014 Celebrities

Shia LaBeouf: Two Witnesses Come Forward To Slam Detective Piers Morgan

Shia LaBeouf alleged he was raped. Piers Morgan mocked him. And now.... More »

2nd, December 2014 Reviews

109 Women Prosecuted For False Rape In Five Years: But How Many Were Lying?

The 'campaigners' say 109 women were prosecuted for false rape claims in five years. The story lacks a key fact.... More »

2nd, December 2014 NSFW 1

Headmaster Found Giving Head to Maths Teacher

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2nd, December 2014 Reviews 1

Alois Brunner Is Dead

Alois Brunner is dead. Adolf Eichmann's assistant condmend 128,500 Jews to the Nazi death camps. Brunner led the Central Office for Jewish Emigration in Vienna from 1939 to 1943... More »

2nd, December 2014 Celebrities

High Life! Anyone Know How Much Russell Brand's House Costs?

So. You want to know how much Russell Brand's house costs... More »

2nd, December 2014 Reviews

Westminster Peadophiles: John Allen, Michael John Carroll And Defaming The Dead

Westminster Paedophiles: a daily look at reporting on the theory that polticans abused children in the 1970s and 1980s... More »

2nd, December 2014 Strange But True

Three Escorts In A Hot Tub Arrested In Row Over Who Earns The Most Money For Sex

To South Carolina, where Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office has arrested three men in a hot tub... More »

2nd, December 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Mario Balotelli Apologises

A man who lets of fireworks in his bathroom might not be someone who thinks things through... More »

2nd, December 2014 Liverpool

Bigots Of Wigan Rejoice: You Can Now Attack Liverpool's Mario Balotelli For Being A Black Jew

Mario Barwuah Balotelli's mother is a Jew. She's the daughter of Holocaust surivors. Mario is a black Jew. This is great news for racists who are tired to attacking the player's skin tones. They can now broaden their chants... More »

1st, December 2014 Reviews

The Murder Of Zemir Begic: Racism And Mayhem In America

Zemir Begic is a name you hear lots more. Zemir Begic was 32. He'd been married to Arijian for six months... More »

1st, December 2014 Reviews

The Silicon Valley Jungle: Life In America’s Largest Homeless Camp

Feid, an unemployed union carpenter, lives in a fortress of netting and plastic tarp with a cat named Baby. He’s one of the 278 people who’ve claimed a spot in the thicket of cottonwood trees along Coyote Creek. He first moved here four years ago when he ran out of work... More »

1st, December 2014 Politicians

Tony Blair's Christmas Card: Now Feed Them To The Pigs

The teeth follow you round the room... More »

1st, December 2014 Manchester City

Manchester City Balls: You'll Never Guess Whose Top Of The List To Replace Pelligrini

Who will be the next manager of Manchester City? City fans might look at Manuel Pelligrini and think, 'Why change?' He's doing well. But the Chielean's inability to behave badly means he's no good for stories. Better to look for a new broom... More »

1st, December 2014 In Pictures

Wonderful Photos Of Ra Paulette's Hand Designed Light New Mexico Caves

American artist Ra Paulette has spent ten years carving into caves in New Mexico’s desert.... More »

1st, December 2014 Strange But True

Nob The Builder: Sutton Handiman Filmed Masturbating In Client's Home (Video)

Handimen beware: you are being observed. More »

1st, December 2014 Chelsea

Chelsea Balls: Frank Lampard Wanted To Stay And Wants Manchester City To Win

Jamie Redknapp writes for the Daily Mail. Frank Lampard's cousin says of Frank Lampard, now with Manchester City... More »

1st, December 2014 Sports 1

Cellino disqualified from Leeds United and how not to run a football club

SINCE the fallout of Peter Risdale's creative interpretation of debt, Leeds United have been a mess. Even if you loathe the club (hello Manchester United fans and Brian Clough's ghost), you have to feel sorry for the Leeds fans... More »

1st, December 2014 Celebrities

Crap Advent Calendars: One Direction's Niall Horan Does A Runny Poo

Much excitement at Anorak Towers are we open the flaps on the first One Direction advent calendar window... More »

1st, December 2014 Celebrities

Christopher Plummer Is Dead! Now Fill In The Gaps 'TK'

Did you hear the news that Christopher Plummer is dead? More »

1st, December 2014 Celebrities

Katie Hopkins Gets Her 'Nob' Out For The Stereo Kicks

Jobbing internet Aunt Sally, Katie Hopkins, has checked the news cycle and noticed that X Factor boyband range the Stereo Kicks are on the news.... More »

1st, December 2014 Reviews 1

Manchester United Balls: Wayne Rooney Injured for 40 Minutes And Falcao Goes It Alone

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