UK Crowdfunding Project Will Bury Your Hair On The Moon
A British-led consortium has outlined its plans to land a robotic probe on the Moon in 10 years' time. Its aim is to raise £500m... More »
Molly Crabapple: Ferguson Showed The Truth About Police
Molly Crabapple write on Freguson, the small US city where a white police office shot dead a young black man... More »
The Worst DJ Event Ever! A My Little Pony Disco Inferno
EVER been to a disco that made you feel awkward, terrible and upset at the realisation that you were among your people?... More »
Chelsea Balls: Didier Drogba Retires With His Scalps
YOU can only describe Didier Drogba's career as a rollercoaster. He's been sulky, wayward, stopped a civil war, been brilliant and of course, scored loads of ace goals. He's also had rather suspect hair since forever, but we'll let him off... More »
Hunter Shooting Dead Dear Shoots Hunter's Buttocks
THE turkey shoot in Dutchess County, New York. Hunter 1 has shot and kileld a deer. He's hauling it to his truck... More »
Elly Prizeman Is British Fashion's Newest Star
Hello Internet Land! I felt I needed to write some words for all the questions, comments and feedback being received about the shirt I made for him that has caused such a stir... More »
Matt Taylor's Shirt Lifts Off: Feminists Have Us In Stitches
AND on its goes, the row over Dr Matt Taylor's shirt. Dr Sheldon notes... More »
Jerusalem Massacre Was The Blood Libel In Action, So They Say
THE murders of four praying Jews and a Druze policeman in Jerusalem would be a massacre, or the work of seriel killers... More »
Talking Balls: Arsenal's Oxlade-Chamblerlain Pretends To Be Manchester United's Wayne Rooney
Last night, Oxlade-Chamberlaine was pretending to be Manchester United's Wayne Rooney. ITV's Clive Tyldesley commentates.... More »
Jews And Druze Murdered In Jerusalem Synagogue: Show Us The Bodies
Horror... More »
College Sex Attacks And Prohibition
“A vast majority of college women’s rape claims involve alcohol..." More »
Sexist Barbie Says 'I Can Be...A Computer Engineeer' - But Only If The Boys Do All The Work
WHAT can Babie be? Well, if you melt her down, she could be doorstop, a martial aid part of South Korean car's dashboard. But to Martel, Babrie can be anything. Barbie Can Be...A Computer Engineeer... More »
Harry Roberts Gives His Only Ever Interview Again And Again And Again
WHEN police murderer Harry Roberts was released for prison, the Mail on Sunday had an "exclusive"... More »
John Waters Reads: My Singing Anus And Carsick Parodies
John Waters hitchhiked his way across the USA. He's written it up in Carsick... More »
Rainbow Oneupmanship: A Fallstreak Hole Forms In The Sky Over Wonthaggi, Australia
Ten Years on from Pizzagate: Man Utd and Arsenal both look toothless now
One Direction: Drugs Abuse Would Have Been One Reason To Admire The Sun's Zayn Malik
ONE Direction singer and sort-of dancer Zayn Malik has "blasted drug abuse claims made about him by a presenter on live US TV.".. More »
FAIL: London Estate Agent Strutt And Parker Creates Truly Terrible Ad
To London, where Tom Doran @portraitinflesh spots this hideous advert from esate agency Strutt And Parker... More »
Watch a 93-Year-Old Smoke Marijuana For The First Time
When you're 93-year-old, it's time to take a hit from your first joint. .. More »
Nurtured Sea Salt In A Thing That Exists
Special purchase for special people... More »
Exaro, The BBC And The People Are Killing Justice For A Paedophile Murder Story
THE fall out from the Mirror's report on alleged peadophiles is that fingers are being pointed with no proof. Compensation-seeking lawyers, police PRs, self-serving politicians and anyone looking for a whistleblower... More »