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15th, November 2014 Reviews

Women Are Child Abusers: Gwendolynn Lindgren Is Not A Man

IT's not only men who attack children. But if you read the mainstream media, you wouldn't know it.... More »

15th, November 2014 NSFW 2

This 1912 Brothel Menu Is For Men With Cash And Goose Quills

Goosing the birds... More »

15th, November 2014 The Consumer

Dr Who Specials: The Weeping Angel Christmas Tree Topper And Toilet Aimer

DECORATE your Christmas Tree with a weeping angel, as seen on Dr Who... More »

15th, November 2014 Strange But True

Smarties Are A Drug: School Expels Students For Snorting Candy

At least three middle school children in Clovis, New Mexico, are accused of snorting Smarties on campus... More »

15th, November 2014 Reviews 1

Septic Willies On Rosetta and Philae : Dr Matt Taylor's Sexist Shirt Sell Out

SO what the European Space Agency landed the Philae spacecraft on that singing comet. It was an awesome thing. Humanity is great. The names Rosetta and Philae are high on the news cycle. Space and the adventures imagained and realised is captivating.... More »

14th, November 2014 Strange But True

Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko Sounds Like Inuit Throat Singing: Listen To Rosetta

THE Rosetta spacecraft's Philae lander has picked up sound on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, upon which it now sits... More »

14th, November 2014 Arsenal 1

Play With A Legend: Hire An Arsenal 'Legend' And His Spurs Mates For Your Stag Do, Birthday Or Bar Mitzvah

Former Arsenal 'legend' Perry Groves' idea (in cahoots with his friend Josh Landy) is that for a fee you can Play With A Legend... More »

14th, November 2014 Reviews 2

New Feminists Want Your Balls Censored: Shaming Men Into Silence On The Internet

THE web hates men because of feminism. Well, so they say... More »

14th, November 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Chelsea, Manchester City, Liverpool And Arsenal Do The OK Koke For Manchester United Star

TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express says "Barcelona ready to beat Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool with a summer bid for Koke"... More »

14th, November 2014 Reviews

Operation Fairbank: Murder, Rumour And Burying The Dead In Evil

DO we belive a Westminster paedophile ring operated in the 1960s and 1970s? Do we believe there was murder?.. More »

14th, November 2014 Books

The Metro Creates The List That Ends All Lists: It Is That Bad

MODERN journalism is much about lists. You make a list and it is news. Things kicked off in 1977, when millions of people (my father mong them) The Book of Lists... More »

14th, November 2014 Reviews

Serena Bowes: Persecuting The Victim With The European Arrest Warrant

IN "Fashion student Serena Bowes faces extradition to Italy after being accused of making up rape story", the Telegraph reports on a quest for justice... More »

14th, November 2014 Celebrities

Kelly Rowland Gives Birth To A Titan

CONGRATS to Kelly Rowland, the former Destiny’s Child singer (the one on Beyonce's left shadow) has given birth. She tells People magazine... More »

14th, November 2014 Celebrities

When Oxford Philosopher A J “Freddie” Ayer Challenged Mike Tyson To A Fight

BEN Rogers recalls a moment in the life of Oxford philosopher A J “Freddie” Ayer... More »

14th, November 2014 Strange But True

Life Imitates Seinfeld: Ne-Yo And Mary Hart's Voices Can Give You Seizures

"I'LL be walking around the supermarket doing my food shopping and I have to put my earphones in to listen to my own music just in case it comes on," says Zoe Fennessy, 26, of Nottinghamshire. Every time she hears singer Ne-Yo's voice she suffers an epileptic seizure... More »

14th, November 2014 Reviews

Leicester Mercury Says Haymarket Shopping Centre Has NOT Cancelled Christmas

Phew... More »

13th, November 2014 Celebrities

Kim Kardashian's Bum Makes A Hot Cup Of Coffee

One lump or two? More »

13th, November 2014 Sports

Sheffield United Should Pick Ched Evans Over Jessica Ennis

CHED Evans might not be scaring off Sheffield United fans but their celebrity patrons are running. Evans, a convicted rapist, is out of prison and training with his former Sheffield United teamates. No United player has complained, at least not publicly. .. More »

13th, November 2014 Reviews

Free Speech: Lefty Twitter And The Ideas Police

“It may be tempting to embrace the violent power of the state as the solution to ideas and expression you find hateful and ugly..." More »

13th, November 2014 Sports

FIFA Corruption: Shock: 5 Amazing Facts From Qatar And Russia's World Cup Bids

FIFA has been found by their own investigation to be cleaner than Mother Teresa's laptop. The investigation also discovered... More »

13th, November 2014 Politicians 2

Ed Miliband Stars In The Greatest Photo Ever (For Anyone Keen To Look Unelectable)

He's behind you! More »

13th, November 2014 Sports

Hark at FIFA's 10 Best Goals of The Year!

TEN outrageously good goals have been named on the shortlist for the FIFA Puskás Award for the best goal of the year. Makes a nice change from all the political jostling and allegations of corruption and the like, what has been blighting football at the minute... More »

13th, November 2014 Politicians

BNP Wants You To Mark Remembrance Day On November 12

Never forget... More »

13th, November 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Which Player Is Heading To Arsenal, Manchester United, West Ham, Swansea, Everton, Hull And Spurs?

TRANSFER Balls: Marseilles striker Andre Ayew has uttred not word on moving to the Premier League. But that hasn't stopped the media from speculating... More »

13th, November 2014 Reviews

The Creative Class Are Heading Back To The Suburbs

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