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11th, November 2014 Strange But True

Teen Takes ‘MDMA And Cocaine, Nicks Ambulance And Masturbates' In Police Station

MEET Colorado State University student Stefan Sortland, the 18-year-old who allegedly spent Halloween in the approved manner... More »

11th, November 2014 Manchester City

Manchester City Balls: The Alan Shearer Pundit Masterclass

IN "WASTED", Alan Shearer tells Sun readers how awful Manchester City are... More »

11th, November 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Mats Hummels Wants Arsenal But Only Manchester United Can Afford Him

TRANSFER Balls: With Arsenal's defence in a mess, the papers speculate on which stars could join the Gunners... More »

11th, November 2014 Celebrities

Dapper Laughs Raped My Funny Bone: Daniel O'Reilly Must Be Killed

The ubiquitous Dapper exists only at street-level, where working class men function... More »

11th, November 2014 Reviews

Hart To Heart: Woman Marries Anonymous Sperm Donor Who Fathered Her Child

MODERN romance features Aminah Hart who wanted her daughter to meet her biological father - the one who sired her by donating his sperm... More »

11th, November 2014 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: 7 Arguidos, DNA, A Lone Woman And Exclusives

MADELEINE McCann: a look at the missing child in the news. Today, 'Our Maddie' is back on the Mirror's front page... More »

10th, November 2014 Technology

Obama Moves To Control The Internet

IN the USA, Barack Obama saya the way to keep the internet free is to, er, regulate it... More »

10th, November 2014 Technology

New Drug Turns Your Fixed Adult Brain Into A Fast-Learning Child-Like Mind

NEW science means you adults can think and learn like a child... More »

10th, November 2014 Reviews 3

Yes, Christians Are The World's Most Persecuted Minority

WHO are the world's most persecuted minoroty, asks "Middle East expert Raymond Ibrahim thinks he knows... More »

10th, November 2014 Reviews

Guns And Marijuana: Which US States Are Friendly to Both?

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10th, November 2014 In Pictures

13 Examples Of Lousy Design To Laugh At

The Reddit crappydesign gives us these examples of crappy design. .. More »

10th, November 2014 Celebrities

Shark Bite! Russell Brand Jumps The Shark With Irony-Free Parklife Parody

WHEN someone suggested that Russell Brand's Revolution burbling could be echoed with the Blur-inspired cry Parklife, Brand responded with this video... More »

10th, November 2014 Music

A One Man Band Plays Europe's The Final Countdown

TO Uppsala, Sweden, where former Europe's lead singer Joey Tempest, aka Rolf Magnus Joakim Larsson, is performing a one-man version of his group's classic, back-combed tribute to space travel The Final Countdown... More »

10th, November 2014 Celebrities

Kate Bush's Tortoise With Free Mansion Are For Sale: Let's Look Around

Kate Bush's 6-bedroom Eltham pile is yours. It is if you can afford the best part of £3m... More »

10th, November 2014 Celebrities

Max Clifford's Victims Give Sky News A Ratings Boost

Is anyone there..? More »

10th, November 2014 Money

If The Sun Drops Page 3 It Dies With The Other Newspapers

NEWSPAPERS are dying. So are the readers who grow up with them. That's tragic. But it's life... More »

10th, November 2014 Chelsea

Chelsea Balls: Mourinho Is Thrashing His Hapless Rivals At Arsenal And Manchester United

THE Premier League is good fun this season. Only Chelsea, of the so-called top clubs, play with any cohesion.... More »

10th, November 2014 Money

The Ludicrous Claim That Susannah Constantine Is A Bad Mother

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10th, November 2014 Politicians

Vladimir Putin’s Motorcade Looks Like A Massive Knob

Are the guards trying to tell us something..? More »

10th, November 2014 Reviews

Matthew Williams: Mentally Ill Argoed 'Cannibal' Was Taking Subutex

MATTHEW Williams: a look at reporting on the 'cannibal' who killed Cerys Yemm and then, reportedly, ate parts of her face. Williams was then tasered by police at a hostel in Argoed, Caerphilly county. He died... More »

10th, November 2014 Manchester City

Manchester City Fan Noel Gallagher Signs Manchester United Irritant Gary Neville's Guitar

You've got to beg for it... More »

10th, November 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Fan Stages Greatest Remembrance Day Silence

Silence is golden... More »

10th, November 2014 Key Posts 1

A Daily Mail History Of The Great British Sandwich

The Daily Mail aks a question about the Great British Sandwich... More »

10th, November 2014 Strange But True

Shocks At The Shelby Leisure Centre Naming Contest

AND the winner of the new gym in Selby, North Yorkshire - he wins a year's free membership - is... Steve Wadsworth, who chose the name 'Selby Leisure Centre' for the facility which is set to open in Spring 2015... More »

10th, November 2014 Strange But True

Donald Duck Pedestrian Decoy Scares Drivers Into A Police Fine

WHEN confronted with a 7ft-tall duck in the road do you: a) slow down b) speed up c) shoot... More »