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7th, November 2014 Reviews

Anjem Choudary Want To Live In Islamis State - But The CPS Won't Let Him

WITH Abu Hamza was arrested and Omar Bakri, the Tottenham Taliban, gone, the media looked for another gurning loon to represent the authentic face of extreme Islam. It ended up with Anjem Choudary, a man who lacks the horror of Hamza and the ridiculouslness of Bakri. He's bit, well, meh... More »

7th, November 2014 Politicians

Peter Lilley Says Legalise Cannabis - Local Paper Photoshops Him In A Rasta Hat

Because only rasta smoke weed... More »

7th, November 2014 Politicians

Seinfeld In Parliament

This is great... More »

7th, November 2014 Reviews

Matthew Williams Caerphilly Cannibal: Did Police Arrest A Man They'd Just Killed?

THE papers report on Matthew Williams and a hideous crime at the Sirhowy Arms Hotel in Argoed, Caerphilly... More »

7th, November 2014 Reviews

Daily Express Scares Readers With NHS Norovirus Horror Story

The Daily Express headline is more frightening than the story... More »

7th, November 2014 Money

The Latest Madness: Let's Create A Race Of Mini-Putins

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7th, November 2014 Reviews

Jimmy Savile: The BBC's Pet Paedo May Not Have Abused Victims In 41 Hospitals

JIMMY Savile has yet to be dug up and beaten with sticks, his head stuck on a spike. But the man never tried for his alleged crimes remains under investigation... More »

7th, November 2014 Reviews

Transfer Balls: Manchester City Will Sell Yaya Touré And Spend Big To Get Everton's Ross Barkley

ARE Manchester City looking to offload their stella midfielder Yaya Touré? It was only last year Touré was telling everyone that "nothing would give me greater pleasure than to finish my career as a Manchester City player." More »

6th, November 2014 Celebrities

Russell Brand Triggers A Revolution At The New Statesman

COMPARE and contrast The New Statesman's reporting on Russell Brand: 24 October, 2013, Russell Brand edits an edition of The New Statesman.... More »

6th, November 2014 The Consumer

Someone’s recut the new John Lewis advert as a horror movie, and it’s brilliant

Lennon approves this message... More »

6th, November 2014 NSFW

Medics Film And Mock Man In Hospital With Girlfriend’s Strap-On Stuck Inside His Bottom

IS Nothing Safe? In Greece a man has become impaled on his girlfriend's strap-on phallus... More »

6th, November 2014 Celebrities 2

Nigel Farage And Stewart Lee's Laugh In: With Straight Man Andrew Lawrence

Can't help but notice increasingly, a lot 'political' comedians cracking cheap and easy gags about UKIP, to the extent that it's got hack, boring and lazy very quickly. Particularly too much moronic, liberal back-slapping on panel shows like Mock The Week where aging, balding, fat men, ethnic comedians and women-posing-as-comedians, sit congratulating themselves on how enlightened they are about the fact that UKIP are ridiculous and pathetic... More »

6th, November 2014 Chelsea

Chelsea Balls: John Terry 'Takes A Pay Cut' To Reduce Ticket Prices And Hell Freezes Over

TO Chelsea, where, as the Sun reprots, "JOHN TERRY vows this week to speak to Chelsea’s board of directors about the sky-high ticket prices at his club.".. More »

6th, November 2014 Reviews

Phil Rudd Murder Plot Charge: 'We're A Bit Shocked'

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd, 60, is accused of attempting to hire a hitman to murder two people... More »

6th, November 2014 Fashion

Artist Turns Heavy Metal T-Shirts Into Hadnmade Quilts

IN San Francisco, artist Ben Venom recycles heavy metal t-shirts into handmade quilts... More »

5th, November 2014 Sports 1

Spurs Balls: Useless Adebayor And Weak Pochettino Make One Man Dream Of 'Man's Man' Tim Sherwood

SPURS Balls: The Daily Mail's Neil Ashton has been talking about Adebayor:... More »

5th, November 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Yaya Toure Moves To Anfield And Van Persie Is At Real Madrid

DID you find Liverpool's Champions' League match in Real Madrid a tad predictable? Liverpool lost 1-0, which suggests the match was closely fought... More »

5th, November 2014 Sports

Manchester United and QPR Sket Balls: Rio Ferdinand is a role model, say FA

Last week, Ferdinand posted a message on Twitter that read: “Is humour even allowed. I’m baffled! Ludicrous – I don’t mean the rapper....” More »

5th, November 2014 Celebrities 2

Russell Brand's Revolution Ended With The Blur Cry 'Parklife'

RUSSELL Brand has but one rule in his book Revolution: be entertaining. The reams of bilge and opinion poured over his book is laughable. I never found Brand funny until now... More »

5th, November 2014 NSFW

Is Nothing Safe: Man Makes Out With A Tree Every Morning

IS Nothing Safe - a look at humans shagging all manner of things?... More »

5th, November 2014 The Consumer

Shit Express: Service Lets You Post Your Enemy A Pile Of Steaming Turds

Return to sender... More »

5th, November 2014 Reviews 1

Yehuda Glick: Peace And Loathing On Temple Mount

WHO is Yehuda Glick, the man shot in Israel, allegedly by Mu’taz Hijazi, shot dead by Israeli police?... More »

5th, November 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Danny Welbeck's Goal That Wasn't And A Clueless Referee

Maybe being 'clueless' is contagious? More »

5th, November 2014 Reviews

Australian Green Christine Milne Endorses Coal

Australia needs to choose between coal and death, according to Greens Leader Christine Milne ... “Do you want death or do you want coal?... More »

5th, November 2014 Celebrities

Former Chelsea Footballer Frank Leboeuf On Acting And Dining With John Malkovich

THE Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything features a face familiar to fans of Chelsea FC.... More »