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2nd, November 2014 Reviews

Ebola Panic Over: Top Men Say Only 130 Americans Will Die - But Which Ones Yet To Be Decided

Infectious disease experts predict anywhere from a mere one or two additional cases of Ebola to a worst-case scenario of 130, according to simulations conducted for the Associated Press.... More »

2nd, November 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Sell Julian Draxler To Manchester United

TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express has an "EXCLUSIVE". News is that "Arsenal face fresh battle from Man Utd for Schalke star Julian Draxler". What with his being an Express exclusive, it is most likely utter balls.... More »

2nd, November 2014 Reviews 1

Islamic State's War On Women And Children Play Soccer With A Servered Head

Life without girls... More »

2nd, November 2014 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Have You Seen Pumpkin Maddie?

MADELEINE McCann: a look at reporting on the media's favourite missing child... More »

2nd, November 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Failing Steven Gerrard Needs To Join Manchester City

TRANSFER Balls: First Manchester City came for Chelsea's Frank Lamaprd. Now they are coming for Liverpool's Steven Gerrard... More »

2nd, November 2014 Celebrities

Tiger Woods' Lover Jamie Jungers Says Shagging Golfers Doesn't Pay

JAMIE Jungers was one of golfer Tiger's Woods' alleged extra-marital play arounds. After the story of Woods' sex life broke, he went into hiding, swapping his trademark red shirt for luminous orange and pink plaid and retreating into the golf pack... More »

2nd, November 2014 Technology

Virgian Galactic: Getting There Is Dangerous

“This was a test flight. This is what test flights are for. The desert around Mojave... More »

1st, November 2014 Reviews 2

Israel: Appeasing Obama Hasn't Worked

APPEASING OBAMA has hurt Israel. Well, appeasement never works... More »

1st, November 2014 Reviews

Boko Haram: 200 Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Now Muslim Brides

WHAT happened to the 200 girls kidnapped by Nigerian Islamist group Boko Haram?... More »

1st, November 2014 Politicians

Change: Manchester Police Admonish Ed Miliband For Given Money to A Beggar

Ed Miliband is all about change... More »

1st, November 2014 Reviews

A Terrifying Video of Panda Bears Attacking Their Zoo Keeper

Eats, shoots and leaves... More »

1st, November 2014 Sports

Transfer Balls: Spurs Sell Lloris To Real Madrid But Barcelona Already Bought Him

TRANSFER Balls: Is Spurs 'keeper Hugo Lloris on his way to Real Madrid? The Daily Express has an "Exclusive" that says he is...maybe... More »

1st, November 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool And Manchester City Balls: Photos of Mario Balotelli's Post Fireworks Bathrrom

IN readiness for Bonfire Night, the The Daily Mail have obtained photos of Mario Balotelli’s bathroom... More »

1st, November 2014 Money

Weird sexual practices not so weird actually

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1st, November 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: £7m Reasons Why Pep Guardiola Will Head To Manchester United

THE London Evening Standard reports that "Arsenal will join race for former Barcelona boss when Spaniard leaves Bayern Munich". That former Barca boss is Pep Guardiola.... More »

31st, October 2014 manchester united

Manchester United Balls: Gary Neville Would Kill For Manchester City's Defence

MANCHESTER United great Gary Neville has made a name a talented TV pundit. His writing , however, is less pointed. In the Telegraph, Neville bemoans the lowering of Premier League defences... More »

31st, October 2014 Reviews

Halloween Horror: Vicar Hands Out Terrifying Devil Pamphlet To Trick Or Treaters

"The devil is real and some witches worship him. They celebrate dark things..." More »

31st, October 2014 Sports

QPR Balls: Harry Redknapp Forgets Twitter A Year After He Was Trolled

COMPARE and contrast the wit and wisdom of QPR manager Harry Redknapp... More »

31st, October 2014 Strange But True 1

Woman Arrested For Having Sex With A Pitbull Dog

RSPCA Queensland says: ‘This isn’t something you’d normally expect, it’s quite unusual..." More »

31st, October 2014 Reviews

The Funniest TV News Bloopers Of October 2014

We go live... More »

31st, October 2014 Reviews

Have A Sexy Halloween: Artist Lampoons The Fashion For a Slutty Costume

What isn't sexy? More »

31st, October 2014 Reviews

University of Wisconsin Bans White Blonde Princesses And Other Gangsters

THIS Halloween the University of Wisconsin want students to be compoliant. Dominic Lynch of The College Fix claims the following email was sent to students... More »

31st, October 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Steven Garrard And His Fans Could Sign For Manchester United, Everton Or Major League Soccer

NEWS from Liverpool FC is that Steven Gerrard is thinking about leaving. Would Liverpool fans mind if he went? Professional sport is a brutal business. And Gerrard is a fading force.... More »

31st, October 2014 Reviews

Sugar Is A Legal High: Low Fat Makes You Fat And John Yudkin Was Right

REMEMBER the war on fat? Fat was bad. Now sugar is the target of the bansturbators. It's is like "crack cocaine".... More »

31st, October 2014 Strange But True

Fetch The Generator: A Huge Spot On The Sun Is Acting Weird

By the time the giant spot on the sun rotated into view on October 18, it was already 80,000 miles wide, big enough to fit all of Jupiter, big enough to lay 10 Earths, side by side, across. It is the largest spot the sun has harbored in 24 years... More »