18th, October 2014
Money
£5 Fine Warning: What To Do With Your Library Books If You Catch Ebola
A fiver for catching Ebola is a small price to pay when compared to the late return charges... More »
18th, October 2014
Money
18th, October 2014
Reviews
Sex In The Time of Ebola: Semen Acts Like A Grain Store
Might be an idea to be cautious... More »
18th, October 2014
Chelsea
2 Crystal Palace To New Chelsea Fans: 'Romans dirty money is a disease that has plagued our game'
WHOEVER could Crystal Palace fans be talking about as their side hosted Chelsea in the Premier League?... More »
18th, October 2014
Arsenal
Arsenal's Policy Means England Will Win The 2018 World Cup, Just Like Liverpool Did In 1978
ARSENAL Balls: Are English players more loyal to their English clubs than foreigners?... More »
18th, October 2014
Sports
1 'Loyal' Ched Evans Offered £5,000 To Play For Sheffield United
SHEFFIELD United have offered Ched Evans £5,000 a week to play for them, says the Sun. Before his conviction for rape, Evans hads been earning £20,000 a week at the Yorkshire club.... More »
18th, October 2014
Celebrities
Pop Water: Ariana Grande Contemplates Name Change
FURTHER evidence of pop star's wit and wisdom comes via the mouth of Ariana Grande, who tells us... More »
18th, October 2014
Celebrities
'I Am Beyonce's Hair': Dave Hill And Brian Eno's Fringe On A Life In Showbiz
HEADY days for Slade fans, for whom the band only ever seems to ride high on the popular culture news Chopper when it's Christmas... More »
18th, October 2014
Celebrities
Pollyanna Woodward And Caprice Are Pregnant By Spash!
THIS week saw the birth of Pollyanna Woodward's first child by golfer Paul Casey. You'll know Pollyanna from her work on TV's The Gadget Show and pro-celebrity falling on ITV's Splash!... More »
18th, October 2014
In Pictures
Cemetery Skyscapers: Of The World: Living With The High-Rise Dead
WHAT do you do with the dead? If you don't biurn them, you can stack them underground. And if that's full, you can build towers of coffins. You invite the dead to be among the living... More »
17th, October 2014
Celebrities
Oscar Wilde, Henry Bushnell And The Reading Gaol Exhibition
In 1895, Oscar Wilde was sent down for two years for the crime of homosexuality.... More »
17th, October 2014
Reviews
Four Men Guilty Of £100m Match.com Dating Scam
Dear Mr Richards... More »
17th, October 2014
Liverpool
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Liverpool Balls: You'll Never Believe Who Raheem Sterling Is Faster Than
HOW 'tired' is Liverpool and England's Raheem Sterling? Is he more or less tired than the media chatter about how he felt not on top form before the England v Estonia game?... More »
17th, October 2014
Liverpool
Liverpool Balls: The Sun Offers Liverpool Fans A Free Shirt And 96 Reasons To Say 'No'
THE Sun helped the police and Government spread the lie that the 96 Liverpool fans killed at Hillsbrough in 1989 were complicit in their own deaths. .. More »
17th, October 2014
Manchester City
Manchester City Balls: Players Move In To Rooms Above The Shop
MANCHESTER City's stars will soon be spending the night before home matches sleeping at the club’s new training ground, the £200 million “City Football Academy” (CFA)... More »
17th, October 2014
In Pictures
Morganna Roberts In Photos: Baseball's Kissing Bandit Leaves Us Wanting More
MORGANNA Roberts (60-23-39) was baseball's “The Kissing Bandit", dashing onto baseball fields to kiss the winners. A celebrity before the word had currency, Morganna stopped in 1999 as abruptly as she has begun as a 17-year-old in 1971... More »
17th, October 2014
Reviews
The War On White Men: Transgender Timothy Boatwright Is Too Male To Be Wellesley College's Diversity Officer
A caucasian female student who identifies as a man has been discouraged from becoming Wellesley College's diversity officer because to have a white male in that position would perpetuate patriarchy... More »
17th, October 2014
Reviews
Hatred Presents The Most Joyously Violent Video Games Ever
THERE'S a bit of hubbub around a new video game that's knocking about called 'Hatred'. It is being hailed (or accused, if you prefer) as the most violent game ever... More »
17th, October 2014
Celebrities
Footballers Don't Know How Much Milk Costs, And Other Shocking Facts
PEOPLE often wheel out the line about footballers being overpaid. Some of them are indeed, paid gigantic sums of money. Many will tell you that it is too much 'to kick a ball around for 90 minutes', but of course, those people are gasping simpletons... More »
16th, October 2014
Celebrities
John Grisham Tells The Truth: Watching Child Porn Doesn't Make You A Paedophile
JOHN Grisham has rather surprised the usual people by telling the truth about child pornography... More »
16th, October 2014
Celebrities
Dude Where's My Gun? Brad Pitt Is Armed And Possibly Dangerous
BRAD Pitt and his child army, nannies, security guards and ever since Angelina Jolie met the queen, footmen, unicorns, Apache helicopters and magic, are safe.... More »
16th, October 2014
Strange But True
Naked Father And Daughter In The Woods Were Testing Her 'Resistance To Cold'
"IT was one of the most bizarre and disturbing things I have ever seen," cyclist Josef Hanzlik, 30, told reporters in Slovakia.... More »
16th, October 2014
Celebrities
Trolls: Chloe Madeley Turns Another Woman's Rape Into A Daily Mail Column
A WOMAN was raped by footballer Ched Evans. His lover went on the telly to say how she believes his innocence and stands by her man. Judy Finnigan went on the telly to say Evans should be given a another chance and that it wasn't a violent rape, so not as bad as it might have been... More »
